| I was sitting around on my garden bush one day, just eating a feather, and lizard tounge sandwich, when all of a sudden... this grasshopper decides he wants my sandwich. I said no. So he bit me! So I ripped his leg off! And then he ripped my nose hair out! So I bit his head off. I must say, the taste was a bit like eggs... boiled in sugary broccoli flavored milk.
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