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naam: Maggot
latijns:tineola bisselliella - kleermot
characteristics: God took acid and we are merely the product of 'a bad trip'
homepage:http://youtu.be/EaP5-eJLP8k

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To Maggot. 		Maggot, 22 Nov 2008 07:44
F*** me dead I just terrible dreadful fear I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. Stupid Global Warming!.

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with only your readership as life preserver, waiting for the onshore winds, just generally being a terrible burden to every Lost Boy that crosses my path, my day is filled with fluorescent light from 4am to way past dusk. I am wondering if I paid mine electricity bill. I need some perspective.

I go, my lords and ladies; just that when the weather turns bad, I will blog more often. You wanna test me? Or if he morphs into an a$$..

To Nothing. 		we would not be upset and that's a fact, 23 Nov 2008 22:07
if you failed to update us again

To Nothing. 		speak and that's a fact, 23 Nov 2008 23:00
for yourself.

To Nothing. 		I always do and THAT is a fact, 24 Nov 2008 08:42
absolutely refuse to let a ventriloquist anywhere near my back passage

To Nothing. 		but you used the word ''we,'' what do you have to say for yourself??, 30 Nov 2008 18:44
implying that you spoke for everybody on this site.

To Maggot. 		Maggot, 21 Nov 2008 17:40
Wholy smoke I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. I hope they bring chocolate!.

I am hopped up on caffeine with sleeping my way to the top, a ticking crocodile, just generally being a delightful mistress to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day drifts aimlessly from my partner kicking me out of bed to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am beyond drunk most of the time. but this damned rock is heavy.

I swear on my mother's grave I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Sincerest apologies. This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..

To Salotehawaii. 		whew Salotehawaii, 21 Nov 2008 22:49
sounds like you need to chill a bit.... but keep us posted

To Maggot. 		I think Maggot, 13 Sep 2008 14:11
that big-mouth Dinasor swallowed the missing posts

To Maggot. 		Maggot, 01 Nov 2007 17:06
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

To Maggot. 		Can you believe Maggot, 21 Mei 2005 16:36
One day the maggots will have a meal on this delicious body

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To Maggot. 		God took acid Maggot, 21 Mei 2005 09:55
and we are merely the product of 'a bad trip'

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