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naam: Seltaeb
latijns:crioceris asparagi - aspergehaantje
characteristics: Since 04:19, 28-01-2004

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To Seltaeb. 		Dawn and Elling Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:19
have your makeup sex and stop filling the splats with crap. And, you idiots who keep posting as mites, have the balls to wear your suit or get one. I'm sick of you morons thinking you're on the ''high road'' and preaching your rubbish, spitting down on those that don't conform to what you believe is “right” or “proper”, or what you want things to be like. If you get upset over profanity; if you are offended by profanity, then you need to realize you are responsible for your actions and reactions. Are you truly offended; upset, or do you just think you are?

To Seltaeb. 		Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:20
I have read some things which upset and offended me without the use of any “profanity” (Nazi propaganda, crazy right winged writings, anti-gay bullshit, scary white supremacy ideals). It's amazing how we are domesticated by groups and society, and how we are trained with certain “values” and beliefs. Some of these are norms needed to function in a society, but the rest is optional. Learn to think for yourselves, or you'll be nothing more than a bunch of trained dogs doing tricks at society's command because you got biscuits when you were a kid.

To Nothing. 		i'd like to think i think i'll conform, 06 Jul 2009 23:47
for myself! pls tell me what norms needed to function in a society

To Nothing. 		Sorry, 'umble is as 'umble does, 06 Jul 2009 23:54
you are not allowed to post in response to the words of the great wise one

To Nothing. 		woohaaaaaaa barffnosuitforgotpassword, 07 Jul 2009 01:59
blasting party here but what really caught my eye is, ''makeup sex'' means?

To Seltaeb. 		Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:20
Just because there is text before you, you aren't forced to read it. You aren't forced to react. You aren't forced to respond. Some things might genuinely evoke an emotion, but you are still in control of your actions. You only have so much control over yourself, and that much less control over others. If you can't get over what Elling posts, you're a foolish, superficial puppet. What irks me is all the flack you morons are firing directed at one person who did nothing wrong.

To Nothing. 		Bull shit, name, 07 Jul 2009 01:43
tell that to your friend elling that responds to everything posted in splats. And who appointed you as judge and jury over the ones who object to that morons comments? Yea i object and will as long as she thinks she must comment with her crappy comments no one wants to hear, with you being the exception..

To Seltaeb. 		Well, name, Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 02:35
''Who appointed you as judge and jury''? I may as well ask who appointed you as a correspondent. So what if Elling posts a lot? Antagonizing her isn't going to help things any. It's just going to cause a lot more crap to pile up (like my pompous post!). It's not that hard to figure out. Elling has been around for years, and you're just a mite. Your chances are looking rather poor. At least her posts tend to be in good jest.

To Nothing. 		Now you are showing your name, 07 Jul 2009 05:04
ignorance calling ellings post good jest, how silly can you two get? To be insulting and and tag her filthy comments on other bugs post is good jest???? Get real sealtab, and stop making excuses for this silly twerp!

To Seltaeb. 		We obviously have very different views. Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 06:38
You're not going to agree with every one, people aren't always going to see things they way you do, and life can really suck, sometimes. Deal with it. In my eyes, you are ignorant, and it's probably because we know Elling in different ways, and we obviously don't have the same sense of humor. To me, you're getting riled up over nothing, which is somewhat amusing. Anyways, I've made no excuses. It's you who has made the excuse to object to something quite inane. Why do you object, and in what context? Calling her posts ''filthy'' and ''insulting'' are just excuses. What reason do you have to object, even if they truly were such?

To Nothing. 		You are talking nonsense name, 07 Jul 2009 07:05
asking me what and why do i object, and on what basis.. In your first post you seem to be objecting by calling her posts crap. I think you are delusional and have lost contact with reality. Give it up little silly boy, you are out of control!

To Seltaeb. 		Is that Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 07:40
the best you've got? C'mon. I thought you were more than some shallow, stuckup yutz. Maybe you really are that closemineded in your sheltered little life. I bet you've never learned to laugh at yourself; you seem that arrogant type. I'm not surprised that you couldn't come up with a reason, or a logical argument. I try to be diplomatic, and you're belligerent. I ask you to think, and you fail.

To Nothing. 		''Elling has been around for years'' Percy Pingle going way back when, 07 Jul 2009 08:33
think not - the slag is a relative newcomer

To Seltaeb. 		I meant it as a plural, Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 09:06
not an expression.

To Seltaeb. 		Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:21
If you have to defend yourself from inane comments, then you're obviously insecure about yourself and you need to resolve those issues rather than get upset and post an angry, hateful, or condescending response. You are what you do. Make an effort to be a better person, instead of a stupid puppet-moron. Posting this will probably diminish the small amount of integrity I have, but I don't care. I just felt like sharing. Enjoy your bananas, kids.

To Nothing. 		Methinks Anonomite, 06 Jul 2009 21:24
you are too full of your own shit

To Seltaeb. 		Right on. Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:32
Have a banana, and get a suit.

To Nothing. 		farty mcblarty you know where you can shove your banana, 06 Jul 2009 23:39
you pompous little prick

To Seltaeb. 		Awesome! Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 00:22
I never thought being called a prick would make me grin so much.

To Seltaeb. 		And, a preemptive response Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 21:45
to dumbass mites who are going to post shit: Fuck you; get a suit.

To Dawn. 		You can talk! Dawn, 06 Jul 2009 23:04

To Dawn. 		Well actually Dawn, 06 Jul 2009 23:07
I thought it was just a bit of fun. I don't take anything here seriously. Who asked you anyway? Take your own advice, don't read, respond or react to it if it upsets you.

To Seltaeb. 		Seltaeb, 06 Jul 2009 23:56
Yeah, right; sure, me, and no. I ignore most of the crap in the splats, and your arrogance makes you sound foolish.

To Nothing. 		you're so full of shit it just dribbles Fashionista aux feathers, 07 Jul 2009 00:17
from your mouth, and runs down your flabby chin. It's not smart or fashionable. Wise up and clean up. Take some pride in your appearance you jerk.

To Seltaeb. 		Wow. Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 00:21
You sound sorta angry. Are you constipated? Maybe you ate too many bananas.

To Dawn. 		Talk about the kettle! Dawn, 08 Jul 2009 19:13
you beat me hands down on arrogance

To Seltaeb. 		Seltaeb, 08 Jul 2009 21:57
I can see how I might appear arrogant, and overbearing. Perhaps I am. But, I'm not the one touting, ''No one will ever, ever offend me, no matter what, ever.'' If that's not arrogance, it's denial. I'm not the one flashing my pride. I could care less about dignity, as I've never had any. I suppose that the comical value of my ''preemptive response'' may not have carried through to everyone, but you made assumptions about my emotions when you told me to take my own advice. You also seem to have missed the irony and sarcasm in my post calling you arrogant. You appear to be under the impression that because I am not directly involved with your little tiff that it's none of my concern. For any one to beat you at being arrogant, they ought to be commended. Where's my award! Anyways, I'm off to a strip club for some anger management therapy.

To Nothing. 		Way to go seltaeb, name, 07 Jul 2009 01:50
showing your foul mouth is so convincing how you have self control, agry perhaps?, take your own advice dimwit.

To Seltaeb. 		Oh, yesh! Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 02:09
Me sho agry! Me smash! Good grief, take a few seconds to proofread. ''Take your own advice''? I usually do. I've been in a jolly mood, today. Why do you assume I'm ''agry''? And, ''foul mouth''? Hardly.

To Nothing. 		Ooooh, you big strong orange beatle... Felchtab, 07 Jul 2009 03:13
I haven't seen you with such a foul mouth since the time you won the felching contest in Puerto Vallarta.

To Nothing. 		Look at what you started, Saeltab *golf clap*, 07 Jul 2009 03:19
Good jorb

To Seltaeb. 		You should have seen me Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 03:26
at the donkey show in Monclova.

To Nothing. 		Hey, mcblarty one of the donkeys, 07 Jul 2009 08:39
do you ever tire of yakking on so much ?

To Seltaeb. 		Nah. Seltaeb, 07 Jul 2009 09:26
I was born with a gob that wouldn't close. It's good for a great trick for the donkey shows, too!

To Nothing. 		So... wow, 08 Jul 2009 22:33
what you're saying is that you suck donkey dicks?

To Dawn. 		And anyway...... Dawn, 06 Jul 2009 23:10
She started it! HA HA HA HA

To Richy. 		I think Richy, 08 Jul 2009 19:13
Dawn and Elling are secretly schizophrenic manifestations from the same brain. That's what I think.

To Richy. 		Is Elling Richy, 08 Jul 2009 19:13
Dawn in red form? Ho ho ho.

To Dawn. 		Take your own advice Dawn, 06 Jul 2009 23:15
Don't read it it if upsets you.

To Nothing. 		still, nothing will ever quite match put on my suit to splat that? u nutz?, 07 Jul 2009 00:34
the posts of the ''Elle & Bazul Show''!

To Mrsblaat. 		Coward. Mrsblaat, 08 Jul 2009 09:00
Fuck you. 'least I got the nads to say it in my persona. FUCK YOU!

To Berre. 		A bit of green a day keeps doctor away. Berre, 07 Jul 2009 13:49
can't we just agree that if elling is allowed to post what elling wants to post, then suitless mites are allowed to post what suitless mites want to post, upon which you are allowed to post what you want to post, upon which I am allowed to post what I want to post (all this in no particular order), which all off-sets each other so can't we just agree to nod and smile and think to ourselves: how fucking boring?! Or write it out loud? I for one think the ellings and counter-ellings are mindalteringly boring, so I stopped reading them.

To Nothing. 		Excuse me (politely) Rated on the slagometer 6.3, 07 Jul 2009 21:09
but that really was a slaggish type comment

To Nothing. 		I don't rate on the slagometer oh shit did I forget my suit?, 07 Jul 2009 21:39
purely on the schlagometer

To Richy. 		SELTAEB FOR PRESIDENT!!! Richy, 08 Jul 2009 19:09
It has been spoken.

To Elling. 		hahahahahahaha Elling, 09 Jul 2009 16:46
no, i will not stop filling splats with crap, they were made for crap, but i agree with the other stuff i can remember reading. well done, a slag puppet riot is always heart-warming

To Seltaeb. 		When I said ''crap'', I meant Seltaeb, 10 Jul 2009 04:42
the stuff that dragged on and pulled in idiots who won't shut up (such as me!).

To Elling. 		ahh Elling, 10 Jul 2009 15:42
well most of the things i dont find boring to talk about, others find offensive or something and drag themselves into it

To Seltaeb. 		Hm. Yeah,

To Seltaeb. 		Donkeys Seltaeb, 30 Mei 2009 01:46
are able to see all four of their legs at one time.

To Elling. 		just like dawn Elling, 30 Mei 2009 03:02
what a slag

To Nothing. 		you would know all about being a slag repulsed, 30 Mei 2009 07:25
standing on a street corner with your cash till. Doing a two for one offer today are you ?

To Elling. 		hahaha Elling, 30 Mei 2009 15:46
yes

To Seltaeb. 		What happened Seltaeb, 27 Mei 2009 22:12
to the mods that were supposed to delete stupid mite posts?

To Elling. 		gbgfjn Elling, 28 Mei 2009 00:39
theyre driving around on scooters wearing fancy suits

To Nothing. 		Stupid is Forrest Seltaeb, 28 Mei 2009 02:07
as stupid asks.

To Seltaeb. 		That's right Fatass Seltaeb, 28 Mei 2009 02:54
and clean the ham out of your ears next time.

To Seltaeb. 		In a flash of boredom Seltaeb, 19 Feb 2009 02:31
I was inspired to inquire: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? This particular woodchuck could chuck, and would chuck wood. The woodchuck is male; does not want kids. His name is Harvey Archibald Wilberson. He likes tomatoes, and enjoys going to the cinema. The woodchuck is interested in both short and long term relationships. He is in good health, and declares himself to be attractive. He is seeking a female woodchuck, or other comparably sized rodent. I believe that is all the information one should need to derive the appropriate answer.

To Richy. 		what size Richy, 20 Feb 2009 16:20
is the wood he could chuck and how many toilet facilities does he have in his house?

To Seltaeb. 		I'm finally back Seltaeb, 26 Okt 2008 02:40
from California. I've got a new car, still no job, and a rent-free place to live (which fortunately is not my car).

To Rabi. 		welcome back! brett Rabi, 26 Okt 2008 09:15
were you spend 80 days to travel around the world? did you got more experience and open your eyes? perhaps the sink is too small for you, isn't it? new life starting...

To Seltaeb. 		The sink Seltaeb, 27 Okt 2008 01:11
is only small when I'm there by myself. There's a whole other world in each bug.

To Rosibutterfly. 		that is just ... Rosibutterfly, 27 Okt 2008 01:49
soooo profound Bretty ... hello from south of the border. Was playing some of your music t'other day, brought back some very happy memories. ♥

To Seltaeb. 		Finally Seltaeb, 01 Sep 2008 22:27
reached point B: California. Next month, I return to point A.

To Salotehawaiii. 		I'm confused Salotehawaiii, 02 Sep 2008 03:04
I thought you were going to get a car... so I assumed you were on your way back. But I see I was wrong, so how are you traveling? Car, bus, train, hitchhiking, covered wagon? IMWTK!

To Elling. 		thats it Elling, 02 Sep 2008 16:21
abbreviations have gone too far, thats even worse than 'WUBU2'

To Salotehawaiii. 		:D Salotehawaiii, 02 Sep 2008 22:26
InquiringMindsWantToKnow

To Elling. 		again Elling, 02 Sep 2008 22:52
seriously, sometimes i really want to kill you all

To Clairdelune. 		This site should help you keep track of Clairdelune, 03 Sep 2008 23:12
all the silly abbreviations. It also defines other slang terms.

www.urbandictionary.com

To Elling. 		SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!! Elling, 04 Sep 2008 16:56
i hope im not misunderstanding the hostile nature of your post...coz obviously i dont just yell for no reason

To Clairdelune. 		Why yes, you are misunderstanding. I was Clairdelune, 04 Sep 2008 17:21
simply sharing one of my favourite websites with you because I thought you might appreciate its content. This post, on the other hand, contains a little more hostility, but mostly amusement. It will quickly become frusteration if I need to explain what I mean by every single thing I write. So here's a little tip for you: with the exception of this particular post, please assume that most of what I say is intended to be friendly and/or helpful. If you would like to deliberately interpret everything as being personally offensive to you, please realize that I will no longer bother responding. I hope to speak to you again in friendlier circumstances.

To Elling. 		what?! Elling, 06 Sep 2008 15:10
are you calling me a whore?? you assume im a whore and then use that assumption to threaten to ignore me? whats wrong with you? why are you being so fucking nasty to me?!

To Clairdelune. 		When did I call you a whore? Clairdelune, 06 Sep 2008 22:28
All I said is that you should stop assuming that I'm trying to hurt you when I'm not.

To Elling. 		Clair... Elling, 06 Sep 2008 23:18
how old are you?

To Maggot. 		just let us know Maggot, 03 Sep 2008 07:40
when you reached vanishing point

To Seltaeb. 		I'm Seltaeb, 09 Sep 2008 23:10
staying in California for a few weeks before heading back with the car.

To Seltaeb. 		Two days ago, Seltaeb, 29 Aug 2008 18:26
went to Pike's Peek. Climbed rocks; took pictures. Drove all night; no hotels for hundreds of miles due to ''last week of summer'' and stupid kids. Went to Arches National Park... dissapointing. Drove to Utah, then Nevada. Stayed at Las Vegas. I will describe it as an annoying hellhole. Leaving now.

To Maggot. 		''an annoying hellhole'' Maggot, 29 Aug 2008 18:48
sounds like nobodyhere.com

To Elling. 		why the fuck do i NEED a title?! Elling, 31 Aug 2008 09:43
I like to think that i played a bit part in making it an annoying hell hole

To Nothing. 		   , 31 Aug 2008 14:24
Actually you don't, nor do you need a name. I'm not telling you how, not because I don't like you, but because I don't trust you and the havoc you could wreak with these powers. I actually do like you. I like you even more than..pizza. The world needs people like you. Keep doing what you're doing, and see where it takes you. And don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

To Nothing. 		27, an auspicious number, 31 Aug 2008 16:33

To Elling. 		oh someone has a crush i see...you tease Elling, 31 Aug 2008 19:53
no worries dear, im unstoppable, you think id ever let you down?!

To Nothing. 		Wy do we need idiots like elling? name, 31 Aug 2008 17:22
If the world was even close to being like elling, we would have a world full of ass holes.. But i doubt they would boast about their insane rantings...

To Elling. 		1 more idiot like me=1 less idiot like u Elling, 31 Aug 2008 19:45
I MADE this shitty world, I am the master of this universe, and look in the mirror, look around you...and if you're not too damn stuupid to notice, you'll see plenty of assholes...It takes a genius to be this much of a genius and still be a convincing idiot....idiot

To Nothing. 		even more than..... gold and silver, 01 Sep 2008 02:13
pizza! yay!

To Seltaeb. 		Today Seltaeb, 26 Aug 2008 01:24
I drove through Rocky Mountain national park. I climbed on some rocks and took pictures. Now, I am in Colorado Springs, and am about to visit Garden of the Gods. Although the many wind turbines I saw yesterday throughout Nebraska and Wyoming were quite majestic, they don't remotely compare to the magnitude of the mountains.

To Sequeira. 		Seltaeb Sequeira, 26 Aug 2008 01:29
is a good man! thank you for sharing your adventures with all of us.

To Salote. 		watch out Salote, 26 Aug 2008 05:39
for deer at twilight!

To Rabi. 		isn't it nice Rabi, 26 Aug 2008 19:46
to take a deep breath out of home? i hope so.

To Seltaeb. 		Today Seltaeb, 25 Aug 2008 05:21
I've been through four states, and now at Fort Collins, Colorado. Lots to see for the next four days.

To Omena. 		which four states... Omena, 25 Aug 2008 05:57
anxiety, depression, mania, and neurosis? (here's a map in case you get lost on the way back)

www.mind-mapping.co.uk/assets/examples/About-Illumine_900pix.jpg

To Seltaeb. 		That Seltaeb, 26 Aug 2008 01:25
was last month, and probably the month before, too.

To Seltaeb. 		It seems Seltaeb, 25 Jul 2008 07:16
as though no matter what I try, I cannot load the sink. I tried opening ports, relaying proxies, disable firewalls, bypassing routers, using different computers, and pounding on my keyboard... but nothing works. I have a hunch that it may be my new location (and ISP). Anywho... any suggestions would be welcome. I miss all you bugs!

To Elling. 		yay Elling, 25 Jul 2008 07:35
my evil plan for world domination is working....

To Nothing. 		world Cuntination, more like. Pizza Cunt, 25 Jul 2008 17:01
cunt is a very cunting cunt. Rounding it by the nearest cunt, will get you cuntfuck, BUT rounding it by the farthest cunt, will get you cuntination. So, if you add cuntfuck and cuntination together minus the amount of cunts that wouldn't come to your house late at night and kick your ass for being a stupid cunt, what do you get?

To Nothing. 		remember my predictions foaming at the mouth, 26 Jul 2008 11:07
could this be the holier than thou g de la tourette syndrome that I was talking about a while ago?

To Elling. 		what the fuck Elling, 28 Jul 2008 05:19
are you on about?

To Nothing. 		:) http://nobodyhere.com/chat/, 25 Jul 2008 08:26
try this link with google, then click chat!

To Nothing. 		or this, but add http:// name, 25 Jul 2008 08:30
nobodyhere.com/chat/, in yahoo search

To Seltaeb. 		Well, Seltaeb, 25 Jul 2008 23:27
it seems as though I have to add a ''www'' to enter the sink. That is fairly bizarre. But, thank you! It seems as though I can now load the sink by adding... www... (after I wasted hours...) And, thank you, again.

To Nothing. 		what's the point alabee, 26 Jul 2008 03:45
of it all? all you're going to use it for is for speaking in some weird language like Dutch or talking about some obscure piece of pop culture such as the pet shop boys...

To Nothing. 		yes we did do a lot of discussing tiki shop buoys, 26 Jul 2008 08:01
the pet shop boys. a lot.

To Nothing. 		If using windows, did you allow cookies? WipeAndDoubleReFormatRinseRepeat, 25 Jul 2008 09:34
In tools#192;options#192;privacy...


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