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	MUAHAHAHAHAHA	Elling, 17 Okt 00:26
	IM EXISTING!!!!!!!!!!!

	yes!	name, 17 Okt 02:13
	just what I've always wanted!

	you were unaware before this?	Elling, 17 Okt 22:11
	poor you, its been going on for over 18 years now

	hmmm...	you need to share what you're smoking, 17 Okt 23:28
	First you were fifteen, then you were nineteen, then seventeen, and now your eighteen? WTF? Well whatever, it's not as if you'll suddenly start acting responsible and treating other people with common decency because of some number.

	did u get confused coz 6 is 9 inverted?	Elling, 17 Okt 23:40
	yes, i was 15, then i was 16, then i was 17, now im 18...ive never been 19. when the fuck did i say i was 19?! Maybe youre confused, as when i was 17 i needed to use a fake ID which said i was 19 to purchase alcohol, now i dont need it unless i go to america...I told you i was Satan, i told you i was God, I told you i was a tampon, I said i had the power to kill you all...but i cant ever remember telling the vicious lie about being 19. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DO YOU THINK I AM?!

	It was just a query.	nothing to see here, move along, 18 Okt 01:01
	Carry on.

	let me tell you	oh yes, 18 Okt 10:52
	you are a monstrous monster

	but then the question arises:	GS, 19 Okt 01:19
	what kind of monster isn't monstrous?

	cookie monster!	ofcourse, 19 Okt 04:36

	oh yeah.	GS, 19 Okt 05:12
	I love that fuckin guy.

	it denotes scale	yes of yes, 19 Okt 11:04
	from an unpleasant monster (at the better end of the monster scale) to a monstrous monster (extremely unpleasant monster)

	...	Mrsblaat, 18 Okt 01:22
	Nice.

	Dear Elling	Magician, 26 Okt 22:37
	I hear so much about you. You are all over this site. Hello.

	probably wont go far enough to read it	Elling, 28 Okt 19:54
	but...hiya

	People inside me	Elling, 27 Aug 06:12
	are asking me to blow up City Hall, coz no-one here is talking

	Its a sign!	either stop or yeild, theres no go sign., 27 Aug 07:46
	Holy shit, Its a SIIIIIGN!

	Easy, Girl.	Redsboy, 27 Aug 22:48
	We all still love ya'. It's just that some are very clever at masking that fact.

	what utter bullshit	affronted, 27 Aug 23:27
	speak for yourself

	why oh why	Elling, 28 Aug 03:30
	why are you hiding your love towards me? Is it because you love me so much that you just cant get the balls to risk my rejection as It would break your tiny heart?

	yes.	affronted, 04 Sep 00:39

	aw	Elling, 04 Sep 17:09
	i get that alot...

	fuck you, 'Satan'	Elling, 27 Aug 06:07
	im Satan, not you...and Satan would never say ''LOL''

	Satan	Jesus, 27 Aug 13:57
	is always laughing

	Kiss my ass bitch.	Satan, 27 Aug 16:14
	you are just an attention seeking whore. I could wipe the floor with you LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

	Hey bitch!	Sadam, 27 Aug 16:17
	you mess with MAH MAN then you mess with ME! got it! I'll bust a cap in yo ass faster then you can say CUNT! try to fuck us up the ass, you'll get shit on!

	Well, you old bastard	save us from this pestilence, 28 Aug 00:13
	you are slowly but surely grinding us down

	I must be getting lazy...	Elling, 28 Aug 01:23
	I cant actually be bothered to state my opinion on all that crap...I never thought that would happen

	if youre not ignoring the English side..	Elling, 21 Aug 19:57
	Why doesn't Jogchem do that maths thing to prevent spam on this page??? It could be an awesome page....and what do people get out of spamming? Its not like they get to see the reaction, and I sincerely doubt they'd get payed for it....

	how stupid you are	Wham Bam it's Mr Spam, 21 Aug 20:53
	in fact you are an imbecile

	eh	Elling, 22 Aug 05:09
	no

	FUCKWIT	name, 22 Aug 00:13
	In the sink. Now. :P

	I	Sequeira, 22 Aug 05:42
	concur.

	Current events of Elling:	Elling, 20 Aug 07:04
	I keep puking slightly in my mouth, and when I haven't eaten anything I just get acid in my mouth, this cant be good for my teeth...

	It's Tesco's chicken	Mrsblaat, 20 Aug 08:47
	trust me...

	No, Tesco sucks	Elling, 21 Aug 03:23
	I dont eat that crap, my food is from Sainsburys

	wurd	Mrsblaat, 21 Aug 14:52
	Sainsburys is the shit. Tesco is utter swill.

	Yeah...	Elling, 21 Aug 20:00
	ADSA sucks too...

	Elling hi.	Sequeira, 20 Aug 10:35
	good it is to again hear from you.

	my bug kind of reminds me of	Sequeira, 20 Aug 10:41
	guacamole... or an avocado. anyhow, it is currently 4:39 AM and I am staying at my friend Ben Strange's house and listening to david bowie's space oddity. I had a nice night of writing songs with interesting, thoughtful people and being pulled over by the cops. I hope that everybody's summer is going splendidly.

	actually... that's a lie.	Sequeira, 20 Aug 10:47
	at the time of posting it became 4:43 AM and I was no longer listening to that crazy, crazy man known as David Bowie. I just purchased ''the early four track recordings'' by Of Montreal off of the itunes store and it is currently as important to me as dolphin olympics 2, which was probably the only thing that got me through my softmore year of high school without having a nervous breakdown. how is everybody else?

	this is what ends up happening	Sequeira, 20 Aug 10:58
	when it becomes 4:49 AM and Gabriel still can't sleep and is on the internet. except in this case, I am consciously trying to keep myself awake and have just assisted Ben and Lauren in the finishing of three bags of sour gummy worms. I think that this is the time of day when I am (and people in general are) the most vulnerable and tend to reveal to themselves and potentially thousands of strangers profound secrets about their own existence. It's currently 4:56 AM. I ask again, how is everybody else doing?

	I like 2 hear frm me 2,so much in common	Elling, 21 Aug 03:06
	you bug reminds me of the vagina of a corpse...is Ben Strange strange? Your songs were so shit that the cops pulled you over, thats pretty damn shit!! Dolphin olympics...im sure you mentioned that before and I told you how stuupid it was, shame on you, you should have got drunk before the school day began, thats what I did, be smart, dont be a retard!!!...(I dont know what the hell softmore means as im british and dont watch enough shitty american sitcoms)...not assuming that youre American, i think i remember you saying youre Canadian, but lets face it, america has pretty much taken over the world of TV and its very rare to find a Canadian TV show...

	carrying on in this 1 B4 i run outta spa	Elling, 21 Aug 03:14
	im good, but a potentially good summer has been taken over by a holiday project...this is the worst holiday ever, ive just been working my fucking ass off at night because i cant sleep at night, them waking up at stuupid hours (5pm-8pm) ish...ive just had the contraceptive implant taken out of my arm because it caused me to be on a constant period...apparently it would hurt like hell but i hardly felt it

	glad someone was thoughtful enough to	Sequeira, 22 Aug 05:52
	respond, but now I'm trying to keep my splat posts to a minimum to make up for all those crazy ones up there with all the words and stuff.

	oh yeah and	Sequeira, 22 Aug 05:56
	sorry about that period thing, sounds like it sucked. those aren't fun for anyone. www.thatsenough.com

	I've come to the conclusion	The Observer, 22 Aug 08:19
	that you are a very weird person - probably even more so than the child Elling- and believe me that is weird.

	yeah, I came to that conclusion	Sequeira, 22 Aug 19:06
	a while ago. I just think that it's human nature to be weird, and only the people who don't acknowledge it are, in fact, the weird ones.

	I remember when I wrote all that!	Gabriel, 07 Nov 03:37
	it was 4:59 AM and the sun had started to come out but it was all foggy outside. I was hiding in Ben Strange's studio which is in a separate building from his house because his parents weren't to know that he had drove me there because he wasn't allowed to because he hadn't had his license for long enough. anyhow, the sun was just coming out but it was all foggy and everything was beautiful and crazy.

	Stop	name, 20 Aug 12:10
	- sucking cocks then

	its not that...	Elling, 21 Aug 03:15
	havent sucked one in months

	sounds interesting.	Marina, 20 Aug 17:27
	Have you considered bulimia?

	I think 'alot' should be made into one w	Elling, 21 Aug 03:21
	ord...I tried it a while back, but I was pretty rubbish at it, i usually just ended up with alot of mucus on my wrinkly fingers, watery eyes and a very sore throat...ah the good old days

	:(	Sequeira, 25 Aug 18:11

	HAIL SATAN!!!	Elling, 20 Aug 02:41
	HAIL SATAN!!!

	HAIL JESUS,	name, 20 Aug 03:59
	JESUS IS LORD AND SATAN IS REBUKED AND DEFEATED!

	IM SATAN!!!	Elling, 20 Aug 07:07
	AND DO I LOOK REBUKED AND DEFEATED?! ILL ANSWER THAT FOR YOU: NO...AND DO YOU LOOK LIKE HAIRY SHEEP SHIT?: YES

	YOU ARE ON A BORROWED TIME,	name, 21 Aug 08:40
	AND ITS ABOUT TO RUN OUT ANY TIME NOW, THEN YOU BURN IN HELL....

	BORROWED FROM WHO?	Elling, 21 Aug 19:51
	I RELY ON MYSELF, NOT SOME BIG MAGICAL MAN IN THE SKY WHO IS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION..I THINK YOU BORROWED A PLASTIC BRAIN...YOU WERE CONNED, TAKE IT BACK AND KICK THAT PERSONS ASS, THATS IF JESUS ALLOWS YOU OF COURSE...SO PRAY TO HIM AND ASK HIM AND WAIT FOR HIS REPLY FOR ETERNITY, EITHER BEING VERY PISSED OFF OR IN DENIAL YOU WERE CONNED OUT OF A BRAIN IN THE FIRST PLACE...COZ WHAT THE FUCK WOULD SATAN KNOW?!....