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naam: Stretch
latijns:niptus hololeucus
e-mail: stretch3331@hotmail.com

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Stretch. 		I was wondering about? Stretch, 22 Nov 03:20
What are you ladies fixing for thanksgiving. It would interesting to hear about whats on the table in other parts's of the world.

Humbird. 		well........... Humbird, 22 Nov 04:00
thanksgiving doesnt exist here at all!!

Nothing. 		It does, because Jane Benedict, 23 Nov 04:01
. . .every bug deserves his or her splat, which is, if you kindly stop Humming about for one moment, the whole point of this website

Humbird. 		i meant here Humbird, 23 Nov 04:12
as in Ireland

Nothing. 		Oh, sorry about that. Jane Benedict, 23 Nov 11:35
I thought you meant here. *gets thong in twist*

Nothing. 		vandermort xgfjx, 22 Nov 04:24
we are fixen chuntney with head cheese and a side of shut the hell up.

Artetaos. 		hey stretchie:)) Artetaos, 22 Nov 04:44
it's strictly ''under the table'' - (but not to worry, it isnt kinky..) I'll probably scurry there for crumbs and leftovers..or you wanna come over and be the chef??

Salote. 		chopped cranberries w/ Salote, 22 Nov 05:21
mandarin oranges, and pecans mixed w/lemon jello....it's really quite tasty topped w/ a dollop of whipped cream. Someone else is making the rest of the feast.

Wahoo. 		Yessss!! Wahoo, 22 Nov 06:56
My favorite and its delicious.. It will be on my table with turkey, hot rolls, dressing and sweet potato pie.. I'm not a lady Mike, but i do cook, lol

Sourgirl. 		= ( Sourgirl, 22 Nov 14:04
No thanksgiving in Perú stretchie...

Salote. 		well Salote, 22 Nov 14:53
come on over there's always plenty!

Sourgirl. 		X D Sourgirl, 23 Nov 01:37
I THANK YOU!!!

Nothing. 		F- in American History Duh!, 22 Nov 15:44
Its not an international holiday, and not only women cook the dinners, you tool, er... fool.

Stretch. 		Actually it was a C Stretch, 23 Nov 00:04
The post was just a ruse to get my friends back on the splats and in the sink again.I know men cook.Only my lady friends chat about cooking with me in the sink.I was speaking to them.Now I have to take you out in the back yard and beat the snot out of you for messing up my splat.Is that foolish enough for you.

Wahoo. 		Awwwww Wahoo, 23 Nov 02:49
not in the back yard Mike, i don't want to burn up my jacket smoking you off him... Hahaha

Berre. 		hahahaha! beat the snot out of you! Berre, 23 Nov 05:46
I like it

Stretch. 		I thought you'd post Stretch, 24 Nov 00:36
Your Salo's only rival,so what if you don't celibrate it. Geese you gonna let her off that easy? Your invited to dinner Berre,your one of ''US''...Mike.

Stretch. 		ASTRO-MATHEMATICS Stretch, 17 Okt 01:16
I have given some thought as to weather or not the pyramids could be measured by there shadow. Through ASTRO-MATHEMATICS I will prove her theory. First you will need a sunny day,a tape measure,a six pack of beer, pencil and paper and of course my lovely assistant Astro. Having Astro facing west remove one of the cold beers and place it at the end of her shadow. Measure from heel to bottom edge of beer can,lets say this is three feet. Then measure from top of Astro's head to bottom edge of beer can,lets say this is five feet.So three squared is nine and five squared is twenty five.So subtract nine from twenty five and you have sixteen left.The square root of sixteen is four.Astro is four foot tall and (a)a midget (b)a demented school girl (c) about to knock Stretch out for making this post.

Rosibutterfly. 		hahaha .. Rosibutterfly, 17 Okt 01:48
ya lost me after the six-pack Streetch !!

Sourgirl. 		HAHAHAHA... Sourgirl, 17 Okt 16:27
can we drink the beers now? : P

Omena. 		ASTRO SEC Omena, 18 Okt 06:42
is an anagram of SOCRATES. spooky, eh?

Omena. 		and so too Omena, 18 Okt 06:44
ARTE SOCS / TAOS RECS

Stretch. 		Spooky yes Stretch, 18 Okt 09:09
Socrates is no match for me in the shadowy world of ASTRO-MATHEMATICS.

Stretch. 		test...test Stretch, 09 Okt 20:43
testing 1..2..3...is this thing working or what!

Dawn. 		Yep.... Dawn, 09 Okt 22:57
it's working.

Stretch. 		secrets Stretch, 27 Sep 08:04
are in the mail

Blaatgirl. 		psst... Blaatgirl, 27 Sep 08:35
you may have already won $1,000,000! Just look in your mail for Ed McMahons picture!

Salo. 		Ed McMahon Salo, 27 Sep 14:19
has lost my address

Salotehawaii. 		mine Salotehawaii, 27 Sep 14:20
too!

Sourgirl. 		pssst Sourgirl, 28 Sep 07:06
(whispering = tina, stretch, we super secret agents )

Stretch. 		hey guys Stretch, 01 Sep 08:23
alive and well in texas.nothing left in new orleans.

Rosibutterfly. 		whoo hooo Rosibutterfly, 01 Sep 08:41
do u still have a house? Weird talking to your nephew Jeff .. did he tell u Hi?

Roomi. 		Stretch Roomi, 01 Sep 08:52
Thanks God you are alright and thank you for informing us. I wish life gets normal soon there in New Orleans

Nothing. 		hi im jeff name, 01 Sep 09:58
i found out uncle mikes big secret,hes a bug. this is so cool. you guys care if i come back?

Rosibutterfly. 		I would .. Rosibutterfly, 01 Sep 10:04
love u to Jeff ... just a bit curious as to what bug u will choose !! hihi

Wahoo. 		Stretch Wahoo, 01 Sep 13:45
Alive and Well! Two of the best words heard all week, thank God, take care Stretch!

Salote. 		Thank you Salote, 01 Sep 14:34
for letting us know Stretch. We were worried.

Dawn. 		Hi Mike... Dawn, 01 Sep 16:53
good to know you are safe. We bugs do worry about our fellow bugs around the world.

Amie. 		Stretch Amie, 01 Sep 18:09
Thank God, you're alive & well. Also, thank you for giving us the updates about you as many bugs were worried about you. Take care, Stretch!

Sourgirl. 		great! Sourgirl, 01 Sep 19:32
Thank God you are fine, i´m glad welcome back...

Astro. 		Mike Astro, 01 Sep 20:54
Did you get out before or during the HORRIFIC strike ? We are all relieved to hear from you. Tell us your experiences.

Berre. 		all hail to the king of spoidahs! Berre, 01 Sep 22:05
good to hear you're well, stretcherillo


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