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naam: Stretch
latijns:niptus hololeucus
e-mail: stretch3331@hotmail.com

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Stretch. 		My friends Stretch, 05 Feb 18:09
have you been thinking of ways to capture me eh? Even the use of torture....how interesting!

Sourgirl. 		oh! no , no! Sourgirl, 05 Feb 22:11
NEVER!! we are friends = S (we know how vindictive you can be)

www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/spider_eats_snake.html

Stretch. 		tell us Stretch, 06 Feb 05:03
about your wedding...you never said nothing about it....we never knew you had someone...talk about keeping a secret...lol.did you go somewhere nice for the honeymoon...like mabe the mountains.

Sourgirl. 		hehehe Sourgirl, 07 Feb 05:35
believe me, everything was a surprise. I did not even know that this was going to happen, but i am happy. Distance is still being the main problem for us but we are learning to be stronger than that. ;)

Stretch. 		hi Stretch, 03 Jan 06:38
hi

Wahoo. 		:) Wahoo, 03 Jan 07:30
Hi stretch, good to see you! Hope all is well with you, and you have a happy new year.. Take care Mike!

Roomi. 		hello Roomi, 03 Jan 13:56
Stretch and Wahoo good to see you..Happy New Year:)

Wahoo. 		Hello Wahoo, 03 Jan 17:10
Good to see you too Roomi, and happy New Year to you my friend!

Berre. 		hullo stretch! Berre, 03 Jan 19:22
what's new?

Sourgirl. 		= o Sourgirl, 03 Jan 20:17
you are back stretch!!! hihihi...hey stretch, la berre,wahooo, roomi, and bugs to come...what´s up?

Berre. 		a whole lot of Berre, 04 Jan 22:19
dondeestalamasproximabodega, that's what's up!

Amie. 		hi Amie, 03 Jan 23:55
hi stretch, how have u been doing? Happy new year 2u. Take care!

Kuxa. 		hallo mann des sandes Kuxa, 04 Jan 00:03
wie geht es? long time no see. wodie

Nothing. 		hey Stretch! name, 04 Jan 02:15
glad you're back. Did you get my message (Astro)

Redsboy. 		Hi Stretch Redsboy, 04 Jan 02:48
It's been a long time. I hope to see you in the sink. Meanwhile. . .HAPPY NEW YEAR! karl

Bunbunny. 		Stretch! Bunbunny, 04 Jan 13:17
Karl! Where the hell have you been, boys?

Salotehawaii. 		hmmmm Salotehawaii, 04 Jan 19:18
all kinds of bugs coming out of the woodwork... Aloha and Happy New Year Stretch, Karl, Bunny!

Betelgeuse. 		Hello Betelgeuse, 04 Jan 19:36
Stretch!!!

Berre. 		ah! betelgeuse Berre, 04 Jan 22:18
the brightest star in orion, heading towards the end of its existence, a strong competitor to be the next one to explode into a supernova!

Stretch. 		I was wondering about? Stretch, 22 Nov 03:20
What are you ladies fixing for thanksgiving. It would interesting to hear about whats on the table in other parts's of the world.

Humbird. 		well........... Humbird, 22 Nov 04:00
thanksgiving doesnt exist here at all!!

Nothing. 		It does, because Jane Benedict, 23 Nov 04:01
. . .every bug deserves his or her splat, which is, if you kindly stop Humming about for one moment, the whole point of this website

Humbird. 		i meant here Humbird, 23 Nov 04:12
as in Ireland

Nothing. 		Oh, sorry about that. Jane Benedict, 23 Nov 11:35
I thought you meant here. *gets thong in twist*

Nothing. 		vandermort xgfjx, 22 Nov 04:24
we are fixen chuntney with head cheese and a side of shut the hell up.

Artetaos. 		hey stretchie:)) Artetaos, 22 Nov 04:44
it's strictly ''under the table'' - (but not to worry, it isnt kinky..) I'll probably scurry there for crumbs and leftovers..or you wanna come over and be the chef??

Salote. 		chopped cranberries w/ Salote, 22 Nov 05:21
mandarin oranges, and pecans mixed w/lemon jello....it's really quite tasty topped w/ a dollop of whipped cream. Someone else is making the rest of the feast.

Wahoo. 		Yessss!! Wahoo, 22 Nov 06:56
My favorite and its delicious.. It will be on my table with turkey, hot rolls, dressing and sweet potato pie.. I'm not a lady Mike, but i do cook, lol

Sourgirl. 		= ( Sourgirl, 22 Nov 14:04
No thanksgiving in Perú stretchie...

Salote. 		well Salote, 22 Nov 14:53
come on over there's always plenty!

Sourgirl. 		X D Sourgirl, 23 Nov 01:37
I THANK YOU!!!

Nothing. 		F- in American History Duh!, 22 Nov 15:44
Its not an international holiday, and not only women cook the dinners, you tool, er... fool.

Stretch. 		Actually it was a C Stretch, 23 Nov 00:04
The post was just a ruse to get my friends back on the splats and in the sink again.I know men cook.Only my lady friends chat about cooking with me in the sink.I was speaking to them.Now I have to take you out in the back yard and beat the snot out of you for messing up my splat.Is that foolish enough for you.

Wahoo. 		Awwwww Wahoo, 23 Nov 02:49
not in the back yard Mike, i don't want to burn up my jacket smoking you off him... Hahaha

Berre. 		hahahaha! beat the snot out of you! Berre, 23 Nov 05:46
I like it

Stretch. 		I thought you'd post Stretch, 24 Nov 00:36
Your Salo's only rival,so what if you don't celibrate it. Geese you gonna let her off that easy? Your invited to dinner Berre,your one of ''US''...Mike.

Stretch. 		ASTRO-MATHEMATICS Stretch, 17 Okt 01:16
I have given some thought as to weather or not the pyramids could be measured by there shadow. Through ASTRO-MATHEMATICS I will prove her theory. First you will need a sunny day,a tape measure,a six pack of beer, pencil and paper and of course my lovely assistant Astro. Having Astro facing west remove one of the cold beers and place it at the end of her shadow. Measure from heel to bottom edge of beer can,lets say this is three feet. Then measure from top of Astro's head to bottom edge of beer can,lets say this is five feet.So three squared is nine and five squared is twenty five.So subtract nine from twenty five and you have sixteen left.The square root of sixteen is four.Astro is four foot tall and (a)a midget (b)a demented school girl (c) about to knock Stretch out for making this post.

Rosibutterfly. 		hahaha .. Rosibutterfly, 17 Okt 01:48
ya lost me after the six-pack Streetch !!

Sourgirl. 		HAHAHAHA... Sourgirl, 17 Okt 16:27
can we drink the beers now? : P

Omena. 		ASTRO SEC Omena, 18 Okt 06:42
is an anagram of SOCRATES. spooky, eh?

Omena. 		and so too Omena, 18 Okt 06:44
ARTE SOCS / TAOS RECS

Stretch. 		Spooky yes Stretch, 18 Okt 09:09
Socrates is no match for me in the shadowy world of ASTRO-MATHEMATICS.

Stretch. 		test...test Stretch, 09 Okt 20:43
testing 1..2..3...is this thing working or what!

Dawn. 		Yep.... Dawn, 09 Okt 22:57
it's working.


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