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naam: Stretch
latijns:niptus hololeucus
e-mail: stretch3331@hotmail.com

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Stretch. 		When I woke up Stretch, 22 Apr 09:50
I had a new look about me. Gone were two tattoo's one on each hand,carried them around for 40 years. Disliked them almost as long to. I also had some work done on my nose,some large veins removed and smaller spider veins nearby. Next week another tattoo bites the dust this one will take three laser treatments. Soon as I find a plastic surgen to my liking I'm going to have my nose fixed,been broke three times. My sons and their wifes are besides themselves. I'm spending thier inheritance..hahahaha. So many people were so quick to write me off this last year...I couldn't believe it...sorry I disappointed so many people...but if I do up and die...I'll be one handsome s.o.b.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc

Elling. 		CHIMP FACE Elling, 22 Apr 18:47
maybe the next day youll wake up with me laughing at you

Englishbob. 		You can laugh at me to if you like. Englishbob, 22 Apr 19:01
I won’t be upset cos it’s so insignificant.

Elling. 		alright, good, everyone wins Elling, 22 Apr 20:43
hahahahaha englishbob, such a funny name hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Stretch. 		Don't post Stretch, 23 Apr 00:08
on my splat you little bitch.

Elling. 		*feels the love* Elling, 23 Apr 01:00
silly person, never ask me to not do something. unless that was reverse phsychology, in thats the case you got me right where you want me

Englishbob. 		Stretch, man, you sound like me! Englishbob, 22 Apr 18:57
Keep on rockin’ and like the terminator, never ever stop.

Wahoo. 		Hi Mike! Wahoo, 22 Apr 22:36
Its important, how you feel about yourself, go for it man! If its an improvement in your mind, thats all that matters, just don't expect miracles. You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear, in your case an old boar, but you can try man, I applaud you! (clap clap)

Stretch. 		First impressions Stretch, 23 Apr 00:05
It's not about me being vane,it's about first impressions.I have a condtion called acne rosea.Most people upon meeting assume that I'm an acholic or a cocaine user,I'm neither one.Throw in some home made tattoo's and there you go. Wrong impression of me and I haven't even said a word yet.

Wahoo. 		My friend Mike, Wahoo, 23 Apr 04:05
my impression of you has always been, and still is, of a man who knows who he is and what he is. Wish I could say that for all men. My best to you Mike!

Stretch. 		hey Wahoo Stretch, 23 Apr 06:08
Where in the heck have you been...on vaction?

Intensesourgirl. 		Hey Stretchie! Intensesourgirl, 23 Apr 06:42
tsss I know what you mean. I knew I suffer from Rosacea last January and I hate it!

Stretch. 		hey Patita Stretch, 23 Apr 07:44
It's definitely an attention getter,can't walk into a store without being noticed. Try this gel, Finacea it's the only med that ever done any good.

Betelgeuse. 		Vitamin K Betelgeuse, 23 Apr 20:39
taken orally is good too! Calms my booze spot down a treat!

Tina. 		Stretchie, Tina, 23 Apr 05:41
I applaud you. Do what makes you happy. Just....don't get too sexy for your flashlight.

Stretch. 		hello Tina Stretch, 23 Apr 06:11
sure have been missing you on the splats and in the sink.

Intensesourgirl. 		HEY TINAAAA!!! Intensesourgirl, 23 Apr 06:43
Un besoo para la divinaaaa...

Stretch. 		and now time Stretch, 12 Apr 04:18
for a tasteless cartoon...

www.pendland.com/html/cow.html

Seltaeb. 		A male cow Seltaeb, 12 Apr 04:40
would not have an udder.

Stretch. 		hahahahaha Stretch, 12 Apr 07:05
just watched it again...does have horns :)

Tina. 		No such thing Tina, 12 Apr 08:47
as a male cow. And cows do have horns.

Seltaeb. 		Fine, then. Seltaeb, 12 Apr 09:07
''bos primigenius taurus'', or ''bos taurus''. But, ''cow'' can refer to both sexes for COWS.

Bombterre. 		watchit again Bombterre, 13 Apr 02:23
did you see the license plate at the end?

Stretch. 		I before E except after C Stretch, 11 Apr 08:58
Why is it I have so much trouble spelling.I even had to look up shopping,is that with one p or two.So I'm sitting here again with my dic in my hand looking up shopping.Sho..now where in the heck is the p at..abcdefghij..good lord am I really that bad.

Stretch. 		dic in hand Stretch, 11 Apr 09:38
the first time I ever said that was to Salote.I was having another bad night with spelling and she suggested that I use the dictionary on my puter.I said I'd rather sit here with my dic in my hand...then Salo's screen went blank.After looking at how it looks printed I almost fell out my chair...I know what she's thinking now..lol.Then it popped up...Oh you mean dictionary!

Satinne. 		try .. Satinne, 11 Apr 10:35
resting it on your desk with a pair of glasses on it. Guaranteed to cause gales of laughter from anyone who is present at the time! : )

Nothing. 		Are you talking about name, 11 Apr 18:36
the dictionary Sati? I cant see that that would be funny!

Nothing. 		An old joke.... Dawn not signed in , 11 Apr 18:38
''can I use your dictaphone? ..... No use your finger like everyone else'' HA HA HA

Stretch. 		O Mitey Jogchem Stretch, 01 Apr 10:48
Tattoo my yellow butt with a question mark and have me run over by a bicycle on the hot streets of Amsterdam. I have doubted your wisdom on having a moderator,but the spam is gone. I know I am unworthy now to go to the Great Garden in the Netherlands.I only exsist for your pleasure and hope that one day I may be deemed worthy again. Your insect servant....Stretch

Nothing. 		you name, 01 Apr 14:41
ok?

Stretch. 		not Stretch, 02 Apr 05:18
really

Bombterre. 		oh btw Bombterre, 01 Apr 18:29
I wish you had left that post up. It was a good point. It's not really like we can all be mods. If you want to be one, go ask Jogchem, i'm sure he'll make you one :) Yes I agree that we should all agree. That's why I repeat from my first post--if anyone has a complaint or ANYTHING about the splats to tell me, because I would take it seriously. So far I've had only one complaint, and that was that I had accidentally deleted a post...but I'm still wondering if I did even that... So PLEASE come to me if there's something wrong with the way I'm doing things! So far I am only deleting SPAM. That. is. it.

Nothing. 		life's not fair this aint a scene....its a goddam......., 02 Apr 05:15
you're doing a fine job. dont worry. whats the big deal??. if u delete my posts by mistake, i'll live with it. shit happens. you're hetting rid of the spam, that's all that really matters. u have a thankless job. all that hard work n it seems you're always apologizing and defending yourself.so, anyhoo, thanx for getting rid of spam. you r my hero.....

Bombterre. 		... Bombterre, 02 Apr 05:44
dawww thanks ^^

Stretch. 		your quick :) Stretch, 02 Apr 06:25
it wasn't up more than 30 seconds...no getting past you....lol. let me start by saying that I have no gripe at all with what your doing or you personaly. I think this site could use a few guidelines...but not censorship...and that's where the line get's blurry.I know none of this will probaly ever affect me...but who's morals or standards will we be subjected to?

Bombterre. 		well Bombterre, 02 Apr 08:44
mine so far. If it goes to graphic with the porn speak it could be easily taken as spam...plus with no purpose? But if it seems to be a message (gotta watch out for the titles with ''...'' in them) then I leave it, unless a reply hasn't come in forever...(this is only if it's...mature..I think) But you know, most of us are mature and can handle mature things...but if it comes to a very hard decision of whether or not its spam, then I go into necessity. ^^

Stretch. 		I must admitt Stretch, 02 Apr 10:40
Your honestly is refreshing....did you know that honey is the next word in the dictionary...so with my dic in hand...goodnight honey *winks*

Stretch. 		mabe it's not Stretch, 01 Apr 07:29
all that hard to say hello :)

Bombterre. 		... Bombterre, 01 Apr 07:53
You got your bug back ^^

Sour. 		Hey! Sour, 01 Apr 08:04
Hola extraño...

Fruitvliegje. 		Strechie (^^) Fruitvliegje, 01 Apr 08:10
How are you doing?

Rabi. 		how's Rabi, 01 Apr 08:22
your new work? bless you!

Dawn. 		Hello Dawn, 01 Apr 09:16
:)

Rosibutterfly. 		yaaaaaaaaaay ... Rosibutterfly, 01 Apr 13:02
hello Streeeeeeeeeetch!!

Sonia. 		,' ) Sonia, 01 Apr 17:43
Hi, Stretch.

Poulette. 		=) Poulette, 02 Apr 03:19
It's not!! Hey hey, Stretchie!!

Wahoo. 		Hey Stretch.. Wahoo, 02 Apr 04:15
Hello friend, good to see you again. How have you been???

Stretch. 		glad to see ya'll Stretch, 02 Apr 10:55
ain't been around much,under the weather here lately....be back in three days mabe.

Salix. 		Hi , how is Salix, 02 Apr 11:52
New Orleans doing?

Nothing. 		google it magic beans, 03 Apr 02:37


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