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	Take a break!	Wahoo, 08 Jan 19:11
	Enjoy the beat! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OafqYNCzq5U&feature=related

	For you!	Wahoo, 06 Jan 19:10
	''When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight'' Kahlil Gibran

	This is what its	Wahoo, 25 Dec 05:25
	about also! www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR4PQ30VkBk&feature=related

	And this,	Wahoo, 25 Dec 06:49
	you gotta love her! www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS93Q4jQAO0

	From Amie & Wahoo,	Wahoo, 25 Dec 04:54
	To your house! www.youtube.com/watch?v=91brmsKeqcQ

	Giving your best...	Wahoo, 24 Dec 19:56
	The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity. Francis Maitland Balfour

	Please don't forget,	Wahoo, 24 Dec 19:00
	especially now, it costs us nothing! www.thehungersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1&ThirdPartyClicks=ERH_122408_THS

	Thats the way	Wahoo, 24 Dec 04:16
	the world goes round! www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vj1uKIuUkI

	He who	Wahoo, 24 Dec 03:11
	laughs last, laughs loudest! www.sonnyradio.com/snowballfight.html

	The art of selling...	Wahoo, 14 Dec 20:53
	A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new Bibles that had never been opened and distributed. So at his Sunday sermon, he asked for three volunteers from the congregation who would be willing to sell the Bibles door-to-door for $10 each to raise the desperately needed money for the church. Jack, Paul and Louie all raised their hands to volunteer for the task. The minister knew that Jack and Paul earned their living as salesmen and were likely capable of selling some Bibles.

	cont'd.	Wahoo, 14 Dec 20:55
	But he had serious doubts about Louie who was a local farmer, who had always kept to himself because he was embarrassed by his speech impediment. Poor Louis stuttered badly. But, NOT WANTING TO discourage Louis, the Minister decided to let him try anyway. He sent the three of them away with the back seat of their cars stacked with Bibles. He asked them to meet with him and report the results of their door-to-door selling efforts the following Sunday.

	cont'd	Wahoo, 14 Dec 20:56
	Anxious to find out how successful they were, the minister immediately asked Jack, 'Well, Jack, how did you make out selling our Bibles last week?' Proudly handing the reverend an envelope, Jack replied, 'Using my sales prowess, I was able to sell 20 Bibles, and here's the $200 I collected on behalf of the church.' 'Fine job, Jack!' The minister said, vigorously shaking his hand. 'You are indeed a fine salesman and the church is indebted to you.' Turning to Paul, 'And Paul, how many Bibles did you sell for the church last week?'

	cont'd	Wahoo, 14 Dec 20:58
	Paul, smiling and sticking out his chest, confidently replied, 'I am a professional salesman. I sold 28 Bibles on behalf of the church, and here's $280 I collected.' The minister responded, 'That's absolutely splendid, Paul. You are truly a professional salesman and the church is indebted to you.' Apprehensively, the minister turned to Louie and said, 'And Louie, did you manage to sell any Bibles last week?' Louie silently offered the minister a large envelope.

	cont'd	Wahoo, 14 Dec 21:00
	The minister opened it and counted the contents. 'What is this?' The minister exclaimed. 'Louie, there's $3200 in here! Are you suggesting that you sold 320 Bibles for the church, door to door, in just one week?' Louie just nodded. That's impossible!' ! both Jack and Paul said in unison. 'We are professional salesmen, yet you claim to have sold 10 times as many Bibles as we could.'

	cont'd	Wahoo, 14 Dec 21:02
	'Yes, this does seem unlikely,' said the minister who didn't want to offend Louie. Please, tell us how you managed to accomplish this, Louie.' Louie shrugged. 'I-I-I re-re-really do-do-don't kn-kn-know f-f-f-for sh-sh-sh-sure,' he stammered. Impatiently, Peter interrupted. 'For crying out loud, Louie, just tell us what you said to them when they answered the door!' ' A-a-a-all I-I-I s-s-said WA-WA-was,' Louis replied, 'W-w-w-w-would y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like t-t-to b-b-b-buy th-th-th-this B-B-B-B-Bible f-f-for t-t-ten b-b-b-bucks ---o-o-o-or--- wo-wo-would yo-you j-j-j-just l-like m-m-me t-t-to st-st-stand h-h-here and r-r-r-r-r-read it t-to y-y-you??'

	nicely said.	wrestlers, 14 Dec 23:34
	is that a Wahoo Original?

	Wahoo doesn't do original	the name of the game is plagiarate, 15 Dec 21:37
	he's a copy and paste man

	plagiarist, plagiarism, plagiarise	it should have been plagiarist, 15 Dec 22:20
	..the pirates of patience.. you choose.. pick a Zed, too, if you wish, if you predicate things upon nationality

	it's a fusion verb , all the rage now	do try and keep up with the fashion !, 15 Dec 23:04
	plagiarise and masturbate, hence plagiarate or alternatively masturbise.

	thank you for clearing up the conFusion	Quentin Crisp, Chorlton-cum-Hardy, 15 Dec 23:40
	I'd to well to keep my fashion attire in the manner of my surnamesake.. my wanking, in the manner of my humble abode.. and my winds a' passing, in the manner of good taste and decorum, fresh as the organic vegetables served at my fave Chinese resto, Pong's.. Mrs. Pong is truly a breath of fresh air, I'll have you know.. *chortle, chortle*..

	Quentin	Grunge, 16 Dec 00:14
	just for you uk.youtube.com/watch?v=doYNBHE8Yes

	Grunge!	Q. ''Reflux!'' C., Chorlton-cum-Hardy, 16 Dec 00:21
	please, please, please.. never, ever post a vid, to which the content has anything to do with St..St.. St.. um.. Gor.. Gor.. Gor.. *gag reflex!*.. of that talentless fornicant, svp!

	another namesake ?	Grunge, 16 Dec 00:40
	possibly ? uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OSLxQiaXrYM

	Yes, I found this one much better.	Q.C., cum (L.) laurel garland for Grunge, 16 Dec 00:56
	Thank you for your kind attention to detail.

	For what its worth!	Wahoo, 11 Dec 18:22
	THERE IS AN EMAIL WITH SUBJECT LINE OBAMA ACCEPTANCE SPEECH, FLOATING AROUND WITH A TROJAN HORSE ATTACHMENT. Go to the link to see other subjects being sent around. www.snopes.com/computer/virus/obamaspeech.asp

	Better yet,	lol trojan, 11 Dec 21:32
	Don't open attachment's that you aren't expecting, even from friends(their computer might be infected). And if you're like me, use Firefox with the NoScript and AdBlock+ extensions, which will disable all those annoying flash ads and videos where malicious cross site scripts can hide. And at the very least block third party cookies, you don't need them.

	worth.......	Amie, 11 Dec 23:17
	alot to avoid those pesky bugs

	☣Word Virus☣	William S. Burroughs, 12 Dec 06:11
	“My basic theory is that the written word was actually a virus that made the spoken word possible. Doktor Kurt Unruh von Steinplatz has put forward an interesting theory as to the origins and history of this word virus. He postulates that the word was a virus of what he calls biologic mutation effecting a biologic change in its host which was then genetically conveyed. One reason that apes cannot talk is because the structure of their inner throats is simply not designed to formulate words. He postulates that alteration in inner throat structure were occasioned by a virus illness....The Word clearly bears the single identifying feature of a virus: it's an organism with no internal function other than to replicate itself.”

	affecting	, 12 Dec 06:50
	it should have been affecting

	Amazing.	name, 12 Dec 14:40
	Amazing the load of fucking bollcks you get to read here. :xD

	bollocks	Omena, 12 Dec 14:46
	it should have been bollocks

	me	me of course, 13 Dec 13:50
	it should have been me

	you	Omena, 13 Dec 16:42
	it had to be you www.youtube.com/v/5kHpo3217yk

	I hate to say it	Berre, 14 Dec 00:29
	www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvf-duylbvk

	words	larynx, 13 Dec 23:59
	words replicating themselves

	Live a life that matters!	Wahoo, 09 Nov 03:13
	Ready or not, someday it will all come to an end. There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days. All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten, will pass to someone else. Your wealth, fame and temporal power will shrivel to irrelevance. It will not matter what you owned or what you were owed. Your grudges, resentments, frustrations, and jealousies will finally disappear. So, too, your hopes, ambitions, plans, and to-do lists will expire. The wins and losses that once seemed so important will fade away. It won't matter where you came from, or on what side of the tracks you lived, at the end. It won't matter whether you were beautiful or brilliant. Even your gender and skin color will be irrelevant.

	cont'd	Wahoo, 09 Nov 03:20
	So what will matter? How will the value of your days be measured? What will matter is not what you bought, but what you built; not what you got, but what you gave. What will matter is not your success, but your significance.What will matter is not what you learned, but what you taught.What will matter is every act of integrity, compassion, courage or sacrifice that enriched, empowered or encouraged others to emulate your example. What will matter is not your competence, but your character. What will matter is not how many people you knew, but how many will feel a lasting loss when you're gone.

	cont'd	Wahoo, 11 Nov 01:42
	What will matter is not your memories, but the memories that live in those who loved you. What will matter is how long you will be remembered, by whom and for what. Living a life that matters doesn't happen by accident. It's not a matter of circumstance but of choice. Choose to live a life that matters. Author - Michael Josephson

	Yes	Magician, 11 Nov 23:56
	Here, here.

	cheese alright	we have c we have an h we have an e..., 09 Nov 03:56
	the person below is psychic

	It might be cheesy,	I like cheese., 10 Nov 20:35
	But it's true. I don't really see how you could argue with it. The more of that stuff you do, the better life you'll have, and the world will be a better place because of it.

	Yeah sure	we have another e, an s, and an e, 11 Nov 07:47
	But I am still very impressed with the below bug's psychic abilities. That's no mean feat, you have to admit.

	Maybe they are a photographer,	Clavicle, 11 Nov 11:22
	And that's what they say over and over all day.

	but the added 'next'	cheese!, 11 Nov 20:01
	is the uncanny bit

	nuh-uh	Jarlsberg, 11 Nov 21:16
	the name ''urethera'' is the weirdest part.

	weird alright.	yah-ah, 12 Nov 00:57
	but not uncanny in its correctness.

	the uncanny bit	neener neener neener..., 14 Nov 21:30
	is your persistence. you insist on being understood and having the last word. but now i have the last word.

	but...	hildebrandt, 15 Nov 20:21
	not for long!

	Please don't forget!	Wahoo, 06 Okt 20:58
	Thank you! www.thehungersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=1

	thx	yes, i feel a bit hungry, yes, 06 Okt 22:48
	for reminding

	would just like to add	Dinasor, 07 Okt 14:28
	for those who dont want to forget to click on the hunger site there is a link on the left side of the site called ''Remember to click'' that will bring up a page where you can put your email addy and they will remind you daily to visit and click.

	this is good too	Salote, 07 Okt 15:21
	and you can improve your vocab!! www.freerice.com/

	It is a great	Wahoo, 07 Okt 16:56
	site, unique and lots of fun! Thanks Salote!!

	I think I get how this works.	cookie monster, 11 Okt 05:17
	Correct me if I'm wrong but this is just a feel good way to convert advertising dollars into rice. It say's click here to give, it's free. So, if I don't click does the hungry person starve? I doubt it, that would be cruel. Basically they use social engineering to divert traffic to certain sites where they sell things and harvest information. It's very clever, because they claim 100% of advertising $$$ goes to feed the hungry. But does all the money you spend on the products go to hunger? Why don't the hungry people just make a botnet that clicks that button all day. They could end world hunger forever. They wouldn't even have to look at ads or buy anything, just click the button. It's free, right? I'm not saying they're bad or anything, but how do they prevent fraud? I suppose we're just supposed to take their word for it.

	You are wrong!	name, 11 Okt 19:11
	And if you are afraid it will cost you a dollar, just click its free...

	What am I wrong about?	cookie monster, 11 Okt 23:20
	I'm not afraid of spending a dollar. How would it suck a dollar out of my computer anyway? I clicked the button once, but the page didn't change, and I'm not sure it did anything. Is there a way to check to see if your click is applied to some hungry person? Maybe it won't work for me since I block all cookies, and don't allow scripts to run on webpages. I think that my question about making a program to click the button is a legitimate one. ''A feel good way to convert adverts...'' is paraphrased right from the site. By the way I volunteer to cook every Friday, and serve every Saturday to hungry people in my city. And I even said I didn't think the site was bad. So what are you on about? Can anyone answer my questions without being a spazz?

	See, the reason I ask is	cookie monster, 11 Okt 23:44
	Is that I already know I'm not going to spend a dollar on it. Not only that, but my computer blocks all ads, all java, and javascripts, all redirects, changes the referral header, and won't allow any site to set a cookie. So how do I know I'm not just clicking for nothing? Where is the value of the site for me? If it has no value to me, why not make a program to click it? Wouldn't that actually be good if it's feeding more hungry people? Do you see how it just becomes a ''feel good'' thing for most people that aren't buying any of the products advertised there? I see that the value could be in raising awareness, but the site itself is just 'clicky make feel good'.

	That is a FOR PROFIT COMPANY	cookie monster, 12 Okt 02:07
	They DO give food every time you click. When you click on an ad on that site, 100% of the money that the advertiser paid for the ad goes to charity. When you make a donation, 100% goes to charity. When you purchase a product, UP TO 30% of the price paid goes to charity, the rest goes toward operating costs of the company. After taxes ,employee wages, and operating costs, the company made $250,000 US dollars PROFIT in 2007. They are CAPITALIZING ON PEOPLES WILLINGNESS TO GIVE. That being said, it is a good company. CharityUSA, and all of its affiliates are fully transparent, although this was not always the case, and there is still room for fraud. The products sold thru them are so called 'fair trade'. Having worked in the coffee industry, I know that sometimes fair trade is just a sticker. I prefer to establish direct relationships between producer and consumer, or donor and recipient. To me, thehungersite tastes like SPAM and ASTROTURF, but I see some people prefer that.

	By the way that info is from the CEO	cookie monster, 12 Okt 02:19
	I did actually put a live disk into one of my dead laptops, connected to the site and clicked the button. Then I clicked back, and clicked the button again, and again... Does that make you feel better? I'm thinking of adopting their business model, and collaborating with some Kenyans I know that already have charities where they send money back to their villages for education and medicine. Then well give laptops to local Somali kids, and pay them to line message boards with astroturf all day. Sounds great, huh? Think it'll work?

	Wot's Astroturf?	??, 12 Okt 02:39
	?

	Astroturf is fake grass.	cookie monster, 12 Okt 03:20
	In this context, it's when a corporation undertakes an advertising campaign that seeks to create a false impression of being ''grassroots'' in order to persuade the public at large. A good example would be when you type ''thehungersite.com'' into google. They can use just a small number of people to create the impression that mass numbers of enthusiasts support them. It's actually sort of an art, burying the negative under a pile of praises. People go to school for it and make a good money practicing it. This company is truly not bad though. But since it is not a charity, and was not always transparent, it rouses suspicion of being a scam. As far as I can tell, their structure is complicated because of state regulations. They're funneling money from profitable corporations, advertising, and donations into actual charities. And creating jobs.

	Wot's grassroots?	??, 12 Okt 22:06

	Grassroots is roots of a grassplant	cookie monster, 13 Okt 01:04
	But, in this context we're talking about groups or organizations or movements. It's something that starts from the ground up with volunteers, word of mouth, and legwork, rather than something that is started with just a lot of money. It implies that it is very popular, and that it doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand or explain why it is right. A good example would be a group of people that go around and try to get poor or disenfranchise people to vote in a democratic country. Or what Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Gandhi did to promote equal rights. My example of astroturf above was kind of bad. Astroturf has more to do with politics and deception. But it still remains fake grass(roots). The absolute best example I can think of for astroturf is the McCain campaign for president of the U.S. But I am admittedly partisan in that respect, and I don't care to argue about it, especially here.

	Wot's legwork?	??, 13 Okt 03:22

	hey! that wasn't me, the '??' of before.	I knew this one, 13 Okt 07:36
	legwork is short for a lot of running around. doing legwork is going through trouble, making an effort, putting in the (hard) yards. And thank you cookie monster for patient and exhaustive explanations. You are one of my favourite answer givers of all time, and I ask a lot of questions so I know my answer giver stuff and stats.

	wot's effort?	!!, 14 Okt 04:38

effort is