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 Wahoo.
:) Wahoo, 23 Apr 05:36
Public works Department!!!!

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 Wahoo.
Farmers and food! Wahoo, 20 Apr 17:07
I'm posting this in splats because i found it most interesting and after verifying it to be factual, it gave me a new found appreciation for the american farmer, and indeed the farmers all over the world.. What an amazing job they do for so many with so little space to do it in... With the world population at 5.5 billion today and expected to reach 7.9 billion by the year 2020

 Wahoo.
-- Wahoo, 20 Apr 17:09
With rapid growth in the world population and increasing wealth in developing nations, american farmers are under greater pressure to produce more. At the same time, the amount of available farmland in America continues to shrink.. Consider the following illustration: If the world was an apple... And you cut it into four equal slices. Three would represent the oceans of the world. The fourth slice represents land area.. If you cut the land slice in half, lengthwise, you'll have two one-eighth pieces of the apple... One of these slices represents areas where humans can't live such as deserts, swamps, artic and antarctic regions of the world. The last slice represents land where humans can live..

 Wahoo.
... Wahoo, 20 Apr 17:10
Cut this last, one-eighth slice of the apple into four equal parts. Three of them represent areas of the world where food production is not possible, including land which has been developed.. Peel the fourth part carefully. This small bit of peeling, one-thirty-second of the apple, represents the soil of our earth that all of us depend upon for food....

 Berresque.
Can I get the summary? Berresque, 20 Apr 22:07


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 Wahoo.
-- Wahoo, 21 Apr 01:18
The above was meant to be informative, not to worry anyone.. The members of our farm bureau as most farmers will tell you, say we can still double our production with fewer restrictive regulations, trade barriers and red tape..

 Norm.
would Norm, 21 Apr 10:44
that also include removing the generous subsidies that many western farmers enjoy? I mean come on $170 billion?

www.cato.org/dailys/03-06-02.html


 Wahoo.
It would i hope! Wahoo, 21 Apr 18:13
Personally i agree with you Norm, and it might surprise you to know that more farmers are reconsidering federal subsidies as an answer to farm problems. It takes awhile to wake up, but we do eventually. The real problem is we like to play politics with everything..

 Wahoo.
: ) Wahoo, 11 Apr 04:21
Such a small price to pay for a smile!

www.cncf-childcancer.org/lunch.aspx


 Wahoo.
: ) Wahoo, 11 Apr 04:16
''The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart.'' - Hellen Keller -

 Nothing.
yah yah Antoine de St Exupéry, 11 Apr 04:41
The Little Prince || And now here is my secret, a very simple secret: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

 Wahoo.
:) Wahoo, 06 Apr 14:26
Been wondering that myself for years!

www.arcamax.com/cgi-bin/news/story/1078/50305/987080


 Rosibutterfly.
: ) Rosibutterfly, 06 Apr 15:22
in about 5 minutes Wahoo .. well it feels like that's about how long it takes anyway!

 Wahoo.
-- Wahoo, 05 Apr 01:03
Wrong words spoken are not easy to take back, and its not easy to remember to speak the right words, but when we do it pays great dividends....

www.riversongs.net/rsfyhApr6.html


 Willadean.
Hi Wahoo Willadean, 05 Apr 02:13
That is so kind and true You have beautiful webpage

www.geocities.com/willadean1/mycajunbabies.html


 Wahoo.
:) Wahoo, 05 Apr 03:39
The site is not mine Willadean, I wish!! lol

 Wahoo.
The Pit.. Wahoo, 02 Apr 06:30
A man fell into a pit and couldn't get out. A subjective man came by and said, ''I feel for you, there in the pit.'' An objective man observed, ''It's logical that someone would fall into that pit.'' A Christian Scientist remarked knowingly, ''You only think you're in that pit.'' A Pharisee chided, ''Only bad people fall into pits.'' A mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit. A news reporter wanted an exclusive interview. A Fundamentalist wagged his finger, ''If you were bad, you deserve to fall into that pit.'' A Calvinist intoned, ''If you were saaved, you could never fall into any pit.'' A Wesleyan countered, ''Even if you were saved, you would be free to fall into that pit.''

 Wahoo.
-- Wahoo, 02 Apr 06:31
A ''Word of Faith'' adherent grinned and demanded, ''Just confess that you are not in that pit.'' A realist exclaimed ''Now that's a pit.'' A geologist stopped by to study the rock strata of the pit.'' An IRS agent questioned him, ''Have you paid taxes on your pit?'' A County Inspector asked, ''Did you get a permit to dig a pit?'' An insecure person challenged him, ''You haven't seen anything until you've seen my pit!'' An optimist suggested, ''You know, things could be worse!'' A pessimist added, ''Things will get worse.'' Jesus simply reached down and lifted the man from the pit.

 Nothing.
Thanks preacher boy I'm loving it, 02 Apr 10:03
really appreciated that - made me want to rejoice

 Rosibutterfly.
and the Mother said ... Rosibutterfly, 02 Apr 14:58
''okay, which one of you left that pit here? Come and put it away at once. How many times have I told you not to leave stuff lying about .. someone might get hurt!''

 Twi.
Wahoo, what wonderful Twi, 02 Apr 15:51
prose you write. :) I always look forward to reading your stuff that is so interesting!

 Nothing.
PRAISE name, 02 Apr 19:18
THE LORD!!

 Nothing.
Hallelujah praise him, praise him, 02 Apr 21:07
ah said hallelujah

 Nothing.
Yep fellow artisans, 02 Apr 21:18
another copy and paste expert

 Accalia.
wow Accalia, 14 Jun 23:25
I would have said a wiccan reached down and pulled him up, I know I would have. I bet a christian would have accused him of being sinful down there all alone. Jesus was a good guy, I wish he would save me from his followers.

 Wahoo.
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity Wahoo, 27 Mrt 23:19
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ''in'' 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write ''for sexual favors''. 7. Finish all your sentences with ''in accordance with the prophecy.'' 8. Dont use any punctuation marks 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is ''to go''.

 Wahoo.
-- Wahoo, 27 Mrt 23:21
12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream ''I won!'', ''I won!'' ''3rd time this week!!!!!'' 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ''run for your lives, they're loose!!'' 19. Tell your children over dinner. ''due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.''

 Tina.
Oh Wahoo, Tina, 28 Mrt 00:54
thanks for some great laughs. I like the one about the zoo.

 Stretch.
I about Stretch, 28 Mrt 07:42
fell out my chair.

 Wahoo.
Ask a Kid Wahoo, 22 Mrt 19:35
A Kids View on Marriage What Exactly Is Marriage? ''Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents'' -Eric, six years old ''When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out.'' -Anita, nine years old How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry? ''You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.'' -Kelly, nine years old ''My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome.'' -Carolyn, eight years old

 Wahoo.
-- Wahoo, 22 Mrt 19:36
Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married ''Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife'' -Bert, five years old How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet? ''They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values.'' -Lottie, nine years old ''My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won't tell me what kind.'' -Jeremy, eight years old

 Wahoo.
-- Wahoo, 22 Mrt 19:40
What Do Most People Do on a Date? ''On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.'' -Martin, ten years old ''Many daters just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love.'' -Craig, nine years old When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone? ''You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.'' -Allan, ten years old ''Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.'' -Kally, nine years old

 Wahoo.
-- Wahoo, 22 Mrt 19:41
The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single or Married? ''You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan'' -Kirsten, ten years old ''It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them'' -Anita, nine years old ''It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble.'' -Will, seven years old

 Nothing.
vats zu moost important counting on berre here..., 23 Mrt 22:24
zing in zuh marriage??

 Berre.
I am zinking! Berre, 23 Mrt 22:43
...uh...

 Bulletje.
nou Bulletje, 24 Mrt 00:29
?

 Blues.
Uiteindelijk? Blues, 24 Mrt 11:34
Aanspraak!

 Wahoo.
You made it! Wahoo, 17 Mrt 05:51
Congratulations! You've made it! According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, and 70's probably shouldn't have survived. Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!

 Wahoo.
cont'd Wahoo, 17 Mrt 05:57
We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this. We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem. We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the street lights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. No cell phones. Unthinkable! We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or Internet chat rooms. We had friends! We went outside and found them.

 Wahoo.
cont'd Wahoo, 17 Mrt 05:58
We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt. We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents? We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever.

 Wahoo.
cont'd Wahoo, 17 Mrt 06:00
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them. Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same grade. Horrors! Tests were not adjusted for any reason. Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law. Imagine that! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all. And you're one of them! Congratulations!

 Dawn.
yep that's me Dawn, 17 Mrt 07:44
I even survived being run down by a farm tractor, spent 9 weeks in hospital, had my spleen removed and my liver repaired. These days I would probably be home in a couple of days so in some ways the changes and progress are worthwhile. That's me on the left in the arms of one of the nurses.

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 Twi.
Awww Twi, 17 Mrt 10:59
You looked a little sweetie, Dawn :)

 Englishbob.
I'm so glad you made it Dawn.. Englishbob, 17 Mrt 14:40
Had a close shave or two myself.

 Dawn.
Thank you Dawn, 17 Mrt 16:36
Twi and Bob :)

 Dawn.
I often wonder... Dawn, 17 Mrt 16:34
if the fact that I came so close to losing my life 44 years ago has gone some way to making me the person I am today. What do you think?

 Wahoo.
Dawn Wahoo, 17 Mrt 17:01
I think so Dawn, it helps you realize how fragile, yet how precious life really is. Near tragedies remembered, often help to build character...

 Twi.
Maybe Dawn, it's because Twi, 18 Mrt 23:32
like many of us, you have had to make the best of what you had. And grow up with your strengths and turn to them when times get rough. I was stupid, though. When times went rough I hit the bottle and now, though, I am a recovering alcoholic. But we move on and get stronger day by day, and love our friends and keep them because they have strong for us. And in turn, we've been strong for them: building character.

 Wahoo.
:) Wahoo, 17 Mrt 17:06
What a little cutie, but i was looking for the date line on that paper!

 Dawn.
April 1962 Dawn, 17 Mrt 17:55
I was 5 years old :)

 Gibbusgirl.
mmm Gibbusgirl, 17 Mrt 17:07
chocklits!!! anyways, you looked so cute!!! how did you get run over by the farm tractor? here is a cool link to a cool thing for no reason

www.clublaugh.com/item.php?id=972&sort=title


 Dawn.
Basically... Dawn, 17 Mrt 18:04
I got off the school bus and crossed the road where I lived. I forgot to look before I crossed. The next thing I remember was being in an ambulance. I never saw the tractor or felt a thing. I only remember the ambulanceman telling me I was ok and that my Daddy was with me. I woke up in the hospital a couple of days later, much to the surprise of the medical staff who had told my family it was unlikely that I would live.

 Rosibutterfly.
only the good .. Rosibutterfly, 18 Mrt 00:21
die young! I for one, am very glad ya did make it Dawn ♥

 Dawn.
Thanks Rosi Dawn, 19 Mrt 08:39
:)

 Wahoo.
Perks.. Wahoo, 09 Mrt 04:02
The Perks of being over 50 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run ? anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, ''Did I wake you?'' 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M. 9. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. 12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 14. You sing along with elevator music. 15. Your eyes won't get much worse.

 Wahoo.
cont'd Wahoo, 09 Mrt 04:04
16. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

 Stretch.
This is sad Stretch, 09 Mrt 06:09
but true

 Wahoo.
:) Wahoo, 09 Mrt 07:35
Awww not you Stretch! You got lots of miles left on your buggy.. Lol, How are you Mike, we have missed you.. Amie says hi!

 Rosibutterfly.
: ) Rosibutterfly, 09 Mrt 11:51
LOL

 Sourgirl.
= P Sourgirl, 09 Mrt 14:37
hi,hi,hi,hi,ho,ho,ho,ho...good one wahoo...

 Wahoo.
Welfare applications Wahoo, 12 Feb 07:35
Welfare Applications For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a certain level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for support of receiving payments. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died which was baptized on a half sheet of paper. I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money? Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been visited regularly by the clergy. I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why? I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead. This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it.

 Wahoo.
cont'd Wahoo, 12 Feb 07:39
Please find for if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't do anything until he knows. I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born. In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a son weighing 10 lbs. I hope this is satisfactory. I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children one of which is a mistake as you can see. My husband got his project cut off about two weeks ago and I haven't had any relief since. Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life. You have changed my little boy to a girl, will this make any difference? I have no children yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works night and day.

 Wahoo.
cont'd Wahoo, 12 Feb 07:46
I want money as quick as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve, I will have to send for another doctor. In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

 Nothing.
Do you ever have an original thought ? or never ?, 12 Feb 17:51
ever ?

 Wahoo.
: Wahoo, 12 Feb 17:57
Oh i see the little mite with no name is back, how original..

 Nothing.
no a supporter of mites, 12 Feb 22:02
less original than you and your fantastic cut and paste pith.

 Nothing.
Gag enough from you twerp, 13 Feb 01:24
A lot of us mites support wahoo but not you and your brainless snide drivel. Flake off!!

 Amie.
me too Amie, 13 Feb 07:11
#1 wahoo supporter here

 Bulletje.
wahoe-fan Bulletje, 13 Feb 11:45
here!

 Rosibutterfly.
me three .. Rosibutterfly, 13 Feb 11:46
Wahoo fan!

 Poulette.
me 4... Poulette, 13 Feb 18:55
i supported him some posts above, but it's never bad to repeat it...

 Betelgeuse.
original thought is overrated Betelgeuse, 13 Feb 21:02
Wahoo is OK

 Hallie.
Wahoo Hallie, 13 Feb 21:54
I support you. Commend you for sharing. Your goodness shines through.

 Wahoo.
Angels unaware? Wahoo, 11 Feb 21:16
Lest we forget the little ones!

www.cncf-childcancer.org/lunch.aspx


 Wahoo.
Really??? Wahoo, 14 Jan 19:00
''If all you do is all you're doing, all you'll get is all you're getting.'' -- Brian Tracy

 Wahoo.
Ya gotta know how! Wahoo, 10 Jan 00:04
A group of convicts who were daily taken out on a work detail from thier prison home were not allowed to talk while working. One of the brighter ones came up with the idea of a list of jokes with corresponding numbers for each to memorize.. Then to break the monotony they would yell out a number of a joke and all would laugh. One fellow yelled number after number and each time the men would laugh. One day a newbie was trying his hand at it and he yelled 8 and no one laughed, so he yelled 10, still silence. Disapointed he asked an old timer, what is wrong, you yell a number and all laugh, i yell out the same numbers and silence. What is going on here? The old timer, scratched his head and drawled, welllll, some folks just can't tell'em...

 Wahoo.
:) Wahoo, 09 Jan 23:36
A husband asks his wife, ''If I should die first would you marry again?'' ''I would be heart-broken, of course,'' was her reply, ''but I think eventually I would remarry.'' ''But you wouldn't bring him here to our house?'' ''Why not? I've worked and slaved to make this house a home. There is no reason to abandon it.'' ''But you wouldn't sleep in our bed?'' ''Well, I wouldn't run out and buy a new bed right away.'' ''Surely, you wouldn't let him use my golf clubs?'' ''Of course not! He's lefthanded!''

 Wahoo.
Resolutions for past 3 years & this year Wahoo, 05 Jan 19:46
2003: I will get my weight down below 180. 2004: I will watch my calories until I get below 190. 2005: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200. 2006: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.

 Amie.
no no Amie, 05 Jan 21:38
u look perfect as u are

 Wahoo.
Amie! Wahoo, 06 Jan 16:20
Ahhh you are sweet as usual!!!

 Bulletje.
Happy new year Bulletje, 06 Jan 15:26
Wahoo!

 Wahoo.
:) Wahoo, 06 Jan 16:22
Thank you! Happy new year to you Bulletje!

 Wahoo.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL BUGS! Wahoo, 31 Dec 12:17
May this new year bring you peace, joy, health, and happiness in abundance, and may Gods grace and mercy be yours every day of your life!

 Rosibutterfly.
thank you and .. Rosibutterfly, 31 Dec 16:07
the same for you and Amie, Wahoo. Blue skies and smooth roads to journey down!

 Amie.
Happy New Year Amie, 01 Jan 03:47
2 Rosi & every buggies!

 Wahoo.
Amie and wahoo wishes a very Wahoo, 24 Dec 20:10
Merry Christmas to everyone and may the new year, bring you health and happiness!

 Amie.
. Amie, 31 Dec 08:06
Have a blessed new year & be safe

 Wahoo.
Worm warning Wahoo, 22 Dec 07:13
We wanted to make you aware of a worm that is spreading on the Internet via the major Instant Messenger (IM) programs such as AOL Instant Messenger (AIM), ICQ, Windows Messenger, and Yahoo! Messenger. Called IM.GiftCom.All, the worm broadcasts a URL (Internet link) in a chat session screen that appears to be site about Santa Claus. If the link is clicked, a file, often named gift.com, will download and hide on the system. Once activated, the

 Wahoo.
_ Wahoo, 22 Dec 07:15
worm will scan the computer, attempt to shut down anti-virus software, and log keystrokes, which can then be used to steal personal information. In addition, the worm will attempt to spread to other IM clients via the user's buddy list. If you receive an Instant Message as described above, do not click on the URL. As with email file attachments, please be cautious about links and file attachments in any IM communications.

 Astro.
Worm Warning Astro, 22 Dec 16:45
A very thoughtful Xmas gift Wahoo. Thanks for saving us a heap of trouble. Have a great new year as well as a blessed Christmas. Astro

 Wahoo.
:) Wahoo, 23 Dec 23:09
Thank you Astro, you have a blessed and merry christmas also, and best wishes for 2006...


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