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naam:	Wodiemetaed
latijns:	lampyris noctiluca f - glimworm

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see this:

Wodiemetaed, 14 Mei 17:50

it is a program that you may ask everything. got some errors, you may find them, but nevertheless a great idea!

www.wolframalpha.com/screencast/introducingwolframalpha.html

It sounds

Seltaeb, 15 Mei 03:35

amazing.

i can't wait

Richy, 20 Mei 01:22

to expire.

no,

Richy, 20 Mei 01:24

i'm not sure either.

tinyurl.com/oc336o

i am going to be

Wodiemetaed, 09 Mei 16:41

a WELDER! yes. i will learn how to weld. and then i will weld like the devil. weld everything i see. welding - i dont know how to do it, but iam fairly sure i will like it.

Good plan!

Englishbob, 09 Mei 17:16

It’s very therapeutic, you’ll love it!

thanks!

Wodiemetaed, 09 Mei 23:09

looking forward to it. is going to take from the 22nd of juni till the 28th of august. monday - friday, 7:40 till 16:10. i dont know if this will be enough to get me a job! but if not i can still learn some more somewhere else.

Congrats! One question:

Right, 09 Mei 19:03

How many welds would a welder weld well if a welder would weld welds well?

i say about 6

Wodiemetaed, 09 Mei 23:08

or seven.

I would rather

Seltaeb, 10 Mei 05:51

watch a woodchuck chuck wood, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

more than anything

the world need more happy welders, 10 Mei 00:59

I hope you'll aim to be a happy welder

that is my primar goal

Wodiemetaed, 10 Mei 13:21

thank you for the good wishing!

Welder

Stretch, 16 Mei 03:05

been there done that

sei ehrlich

Wodiemetaed, 04 Apr 03:52

and be honest. as often and as good as it gets.

I JUST LOST!

Wodiemetaed, 29 Mrt 13:08

a motherflipping hour. lost. just because it is gone! and it will never come back. well.. in wintertime again. but till then my hour is lost. taken away from me like it was nothing. it is SOMMERZEIT! summertime. we then turn the clock one hour ahead. that was invented because they had not enough oil during winter, so they just thought: HEY! lets make it one hour sooner dark. then the people wont need so much oil. you understand? arsch. dreckscheiss. eine stunde. weg. PUFF! einfach so.

i reconsidered

Wodiemetaed, 29 Mrt 16:02

that made not so much sense.. with the one hour sooner dark. but anyhow! it is later now.

yeah, sometimes it's confusing

I Getz it now and then, 29 Mrt 18:25

and then there's this youtube.com/watch?v=tSgvvbCQq9c

Dieses Video ist in deinem Land nicht ve

Wodiemetaed, 29 Mrt 20:17

in english: this video is not available in your country. bad luck! oasch grennt! it is unfair and stupid, but it is a fact. country is austria btw.. if you wondered. and if not you know it now anyhow. good day sir!

If my country

Henryhackit, 30 Mrt 14:32

would start filtering the the internet, I would move. It was a nice relaxing song. I could probably make it available for you if you want. Hey, and don't worry about the hour you lost. They'll return it to you unharmed in about 6 months.

i think it is youtube

Wodiemetaed, 30 Mrt 14:38

doing the filtering. but yes, or anyhow: please make it available for me poor mountain boy.

Isn't Australia

Henryhackit, 31 Mrt 17:47

that country where they try to filter the internet and FAILED MISERABLY! Muhahaha Freedom of speech for all!, because without it we're heading for the dark ages. Start filtering child porn and you'll open the floodgates to hell. Australia, come up with a better plan and stop wasting taxpayers money by not listening to the experts.

henryhackit.blogspot.com/2009/03/wodie.html

thank you very much

Wodiemetaed, 31 Mrt 21:47

my friend. that is indeed a very good song. and further i must say: i dont know if you are serious or not, but .....we dont have kängurus. i live in middle europe. jesus....you are making me mindfuck, henry. that is bad.

iamoverit

Wodiemetaed, 31 Mrt 21:48

HOly!

Henryhackit, 01 Apr 05:11

Austria, Australia, I think I'm dyslexic. Well it was nice to bitch about Australia's stupid goverment for a bit. But it does make me wonder why it wouldn't be available in Austria tho

learn to use proxies

geeesh..., 01 Apr 19:10

you numbskulls

Why

Mrblaat, 01 Apr 21:15

do you think I left...? What happened though to Dutch liberalism?

But...but...

Mrsblaat, 02 Apr 22:04

That would be too easy and sensical! Or is that sensimillia?

But Wodie,

guess who, 29 Mrt 18:42

what a luck! You told us you have a bad time in the moment. Be happy that one hour of this bad time is lost!

hihi

Wodiemetaed, 29 Mrt 20:15

that is good! a good way to see it. but the bad time is not so bad. did i say it is bad? no it is good actually! only that i got a bit of a hangover. i was drinking beer yesterday. plural, to be precise. beerS! oho aha ohja. now iam tired all day. its hangover sunday day. the nothingness is with me. i like it somehow. guess i always will. but guessing you is a too hard game for me. you know why? i say: because i could do so much wrong and only so little right. and that frightens me.

please don't confront with my failures..

Wodiemetaed, 27 Mrt 02:17

........i had not forgotten them. NICO - THESE DAYS! what a great song. it reminds me about my time in romania. dame what a good time. and i was thinking i would marry elling someday. nothing lost yet, na elling? nothing ventured, nothing gained. thats how they say. i beg to differ! i've been out walking. i don't do too much talking these days......theeeeeeeese days...lalalaaaaaaaaalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.!.

I like to think that I contributed to

Elling, 27 Mrt 20:27

all of your severe mental illnesses

my dear ellingar

Wodiemetaed, 28 Mrt 00:59

i will take you serious and secure till the end of my life, but being responsible for my severe mental illness ...es! that is none of your job. that i did on my own. or was given to me from my parents. nono my friend. for that i wont charge you. i would charge you for being there, for saying ''fuck'', for being witty and special. but for my mental illness.. es....thats none of your business, my dear. i kiss you, virtually :* and ask you: why do you think so?

I told you what i like to think

Elling, 28 Mrt 16:47

now respect me and let keep those pleasant thoughts. Still, despite of what you just said im still quite sure that i contributed in some way even if i was not completely reponsible for it...and, charge me? how? and how fucking dare you charge me?! youre not as good an arse kisser as you think

PAH!

Wodiemetaed, 28 Mrt 21:06

you have no idea of how good i really am. i for myself blame it on the english language that you are not able to see that.

i blame you

Elling, 28 Mrt 21:31

ist in

Wodiemetaed, 29 Mrt 13:03

ordnung.

dear bugs

Wodiemetaed, 17 Mrt 21:16

my heart beats like a motherfuck. i have been to bukarest/romania for 10 days and met a girl there, or otherwise said: seen her in a club and liked her right away. then of course i hesitated, i think i even bought some schnaps, at least a beer, and then told myself ''fuck it. say something to her'' and i did. for the first time in my life that way. iam 25 years old. and now back in wien i can still speak to her. JAAAA!!!!!! toll die moderne technik!!!!!!!!!!!!! endorphinrausch ich komme!!!!

AYAYAYAAAAIIII!!!

Henryhackit, 18 Mrt 19:55

Go Wodie, Go Wodie, GO Go GO! So when are we going to meet her.. I can't wait to see what bug she'll choose. No presure.. just get her over here ,':-) Wish you the bestestz

danke min herr!

Wodiemetaed, 20 Mrt 19:58

i will ask her soon if she wants to look over here. i think i am still overwhelmed by my feelings, which are basically based on a few moments and may lead me to inadequat behaviour. never mind that! i will just do as i can feel it. whatever comes. most importantly i understood for myself: there is no wrong or right. only deadlock or movement.

i dont understand

Wodiemetaed, 03 Mrt 00:57

textyou

sometimes I feel like

march, 03 Mrt 05:14

I don't understand textme either.

what has ever happened...

Wodiemetaed, 26 Feb 18:57

................to..........the............sink?

I know dude.

Sequeira, 27 Feb 00:13

I fuckin know.

the sink

everybody to the lifeboats, 27 Feb 10:09

has sunk

King of the world!

Leonardo or whasername, 28 Feb 06:09

you must

Wodiemetaed, 26 Feb 01:22

write more i could hardly see the fishhead, for example. or: the mighty boosh is a very brilliant tv series and probably also on radio, but i havent listened to that yet. only 2 tracks from the first episode. or: i am going to go to skykitchen.at tomorrow, likely. it is going to get demolished by somewhere in july. i think. iam taking a prozac derivate (working poison: fluoxetin) and in the beginning i was experiencing ''anorgasmy''. a side effect i have read before in the fucking manual. maybe i only was hypchondriac, but besides drugs not working it was alike one of the most terrible experiences in my life.

my fellow mellow, partially yellow bugs

Wodiemetaed, 23 Feb 02:39

i can not help but to inform you that i feel desperate, and lonely. and on the other hand, delighted and free. as it came now to my mind i havent talked to you since and beyond the beginning of my first relationship. at first i thought, this could not last - since there was no love in my soul at all and if it was not for fucking (or ..sexual intercourse) purposes, i would have dumped this right away. but as time passing, i have learned to love that woman in a way i can not name properly. a feeling of secureness, a feeling of being needed, a feeling of a immoral safety.

2ofx

Wodiemetaed, 23 Feb 02:40

she has left me. she has left without giving a single notice than ignorance. it has been 3 months so far and i dont know shit. i couldnt reach her in any thinkable medium. i called her once as unknown contact, just to let me know that we wont meet for changing things that we have left in each others flat. i was not able to come up with any more than the question as if it would work out at least this evening..........

3ofx

Wodiemetaed, 23 Feb 02:41

it gets me. it gets me. it motherflipping gets me more than i would have ever dared to imagine. why is that the human soul can only state the need if there is no acceptence left from the counterpart? why is it that the things you cant get are the things you want to have most of it all? why is it that those memories of the good moments come back to my mind? why is there such an immense hole in my middle part that i just cant fill it up? why can i not let it rest, why not find proper words? why is it, that iam talking to you again after this long time. what am i expecting?

4ofx

Wodiemetaed, 23 Feb 02:42

after all, i know life will go on. after all, i know that there is only me to do the change. after all, i know that life is not an april shower. after all.........i will ...find..somebody to share, share the rest of my life. share my innermost thoughts, know my intimate details. someone who stands by my side, and give me support. and in return she'll get my support. she will listen to me, when i want to speak - about the world we live in and life in generally. though my views may be wrong, they may even be perverted, she'll hear me out and wont easily be converted. -- to my way of thinking infact she'll often disagree, but in the end of it all she will understand me. aaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. (depeche mode was this ending, somebody..not my text, unfortunately)

Upon ending a relationship,

Seltaeb, 23 Feb 07:15

and having my heart broke, I was in a similar position about a year ago. For the first few days, my mind was fixated with thoughts of what I could have done differently, and why did we have to end it, and the fights we had. Some days I felt so terrible I refused to get out of bed. On the days that I met with friends, my mind would be distracted until they were gone, and then I would remember what had happened and pity myself. I gradually started to forget about her, and what had happened. Each day, I would forget a little more, and be reminded less that she was no longer part of my life. I would be lost in a daze of a cherished memory, followed by a more painful one, but the memories weren't nearly as powerful as at first. Gradually, I just forgot about her except for a handful of memories. Maybe you're looking for pity, or empathy, or console. Or perhaps a distraction, or just something familiar.

correction: he'll, not she'll

Elling, 24 Feb 23:16

trust me

of course i do

Wodiemetaed, 25 Feb 16:17

YESSS!

Poulette, 23 Feb 16:01

My 2nd husband (2/4) is alive!!

I think

Salo, 25 Feb 05:33

I missed something?

Maybe me?

Poulette, 25 Feb 11:46

I miss you =)

I've been married to 4 bugs:

Poulette, 25 Feb 11:48

Boomba, Wodie, Tatar and Soapy. The only one that seems to be alive is Wodie (though I expect Tatar to unexpectedly appear soon) =P

hello wodie

Stretch, 24 Feb 00:47

My youngest son is going through a seperation.He's driving me crazy over this.My advice to him was to find another woman to stick his weiner in and all will be right with the world.

indeed

swollen testes, 24 Feb 13:42

emptying the sack is very cathartic.

sorry for your son

something is wrong, 24 Feb 22:30

sorry for you

that is some very reasonable advice

Wodiemetaed, 25 Feb 16:18

i am looking forward to it. after all i guess it just had me there for a moment or two, starting to get better now even without another mumu for insticking.

Google image search for ''mumu''

GISer, 25 Feb 18:56

www.bearzabout.com/WW_Mumu8.jpg

i almost killed a bird..

Wodiemetaed, 15 Jun 02:34

..or maybe i really did. my window was half-closed. i wanted it to be fully-closed. the bird was between window and wall. i did not see the bird. i tried to close the window and bird cried loud. i said ''SCHEISSE!'' (shit) and re-opened the window. he was stunned, and so was i. i tried to pick it up, twice. he flew away at the second attempt and crashed again the living room window. my roommate picked him up then on the balcony (i did not dare a third time). i called him zeus.

ohh...wodie

Rabi, 15 Jun 09:14

poor you and zeus!! it sounds really 'scheisse'!! bird really like to bang on widnows. what kind of bird it is? maybe this zeus attempted suicide... @_@ he can flew away that means he still alive or his soul alive only?!

I hung my head

Elling, 15 Jun 16:23

I hung my head

in shame

Bugoggy, 16 Jun 11:00

in shame

Scheiße

name, 15 Jun 16:44

sagt man nicht!

nur

ger ne gemacht, 16 Jun 15:05

mit zweimahl ''s''

dear sirs and madams.

Wodiemetaed, 01 Mei 02:23

this is not ment to be a letter of complaint, but a FYI. i have, again, not been here for a long time but i think i have now found out the reason for my recurring absence: you are too nice, too friendly, too tolerant, too... . it is indeed the lack of these certain emotions (if called intolerance, hatred, ignorance,..) that makes me believe that most of you either are not authentic or way too balanced for my understanding. i am just a jerk. considering this, everyone else has to be a jerk too. but you don't act like one of those and this very well be the source of my doubts. questioning yourself and everyone around you must be the source of further education, but i can mostly not sense any questioning of whatsoever at this place.

continue...

Wodiemetaed, 01 Mei 02:23

neither could i sense indiscriminated statements, but wouldn't they be deserved sometimes? or properly? or needed? i admit: i don't know where i stand, neither have i ever learned to walk. but one thing i know for sure: the one who does not considere and accept failure, fails all the time indeed.

Wodie

Redsboy, 01 Mei 03:28

I've always enjoyed your presence and our interchanges, whether in the sink, or by e-mail. I think of you as a very bright young man. If that offends you, I'm sorry. Your mind is in a turmoil now. A difficult time for you. I hope that with a little age and maturity things start to fall in place for you, and you can look people in the eye (figuratively, of course) and know that some are good, and some are bad; some are true and some are false. The most important one for you to have confidence in is YOU. I wish you peace.

I wonder

Now we know who the Elling hater is.., 01 Mei 04:04

if this post will change again in another 5 minutes?

It may.

Rip, 01 Mei 18:02

Why not stick around and watch. It probably is more exciting than watching paint dry. Have fun!

what makes you think he hates me?

Elling, 03 Mei 21:53

isnt he saying people are acting too nice? or is he extremely sarcastic? its not hard to find an Elling hater, but is what this guy is saying intended to have anything to do with me?...ahh the confusion of being alive

yoohoo elling

scroll baby, scroll!, 05 Mei 04:15

that post sits under redsboy's post, not under wodie's

baby scrolled

Elling, 07 Mei 21:53

ah, coz he wished peace?

I don't know of anyone

Redsboy, 04 Mei 18:07

who HATES Elling. I, and perhaps others, dislike the way she communicates to/insults others, but HATE is something else altogether. I think she is a very intelligent girl, but she says I don't know what I'm talking about. She may be right.

Every morning Aurora awakens me;

Bbell, 01 Mei 10:28

just before Dawn, she reminds me ''You are a loser, joey.''

good work wodie!

Berre, 01 Mei 07:02

I salute you. I think you spoke well and true. I don't think your mind is in turmoil but merely in working order and being used for thinking -which in my book is mostly a good thing.

wednesday, 28th of june

Wodiemetaed, 27 Jun 22:53

is the day of my ''general qualification for university entrance''. it could be my very last day in school, but there are still some things that i have not learned well. we will see. i surely can take another try in autumn, but i hope it will not be necessary. ..your turn now (hint: wish me luck, easy questions, a good disposition and that it will be all over soon. thanks in advance. wodie)

Hubby!!

Poulette, 27 Jun 23:31

Here: ''Good luck, easy questions, a good disposition and it will be all over soon!''. Your wishes are my wishes. =P

just KUKUKU it!

Berre, 28 Jun 01:46

Wodie

Redsboy, 28 Jun 03:06

Best of luck and may the correct answers just flood your brain. As we say over here, I hope you ''ace'' it.

Wodielein!

Isabella, 28 Jun 04:21

There is no doubt in my mind - your qualifications are impeccable.

today

Sourgirl, 28 Jun 18:32

is the day! you do not need luck you will do it just great! Tú puedes chico!

Blue!

Wodiemetaed, 19 Jun 01:51

..meine liebste milbe. ich hoffe du vergisst unser abkommen bezüglich einer einführung in die unendlichen weiten der niederlanden nicht. ich freue mich schon sehr. morgen, oder heute (wie mans nimmt) um 10 uhr abends. ich werde da sein. vielleicht planen wir? ..vielleicht. danke im vorraus. du bist ein guter mensch. ich freue mich. auf wiedersehen.

Blue

Blue, 19 Jun 03:25

na du meine bester grünes insekt. Wie gehts dir heute? Ich werde auch hier am 10 uhr sein. War schön dich kennen zu lernen. Ist ja gut, wir können heute (morgen) etwas planen. Bis dan, meine bester

Die Woodie

name, 19 Jun 22:42

jetzt hat viel zeit. Oestereich ist nix in WM!

stimmt

Wodiemetaed, 19 Jun 23:27

aber das finde ich nicht schlimm. zeit ist trotzdem knapp. die schule.. aiai. ein ewiges leiden. nun......tja. ich hoffe auf viele tore! möge der beste gewinnen.

i welcome myself!

Wodiemetaed, 15 Jun 16:07

>>hello wodie! -hola hola! >>long time no see. -yes true. >>how is it going? -good. i will finish school (FINALLY) in about two weeks; left home and doing well, although my room is still a total chaos. i am further doing an easy job as civilian service, payment is a bit more than necessary for living. >>heyho! sounds good. keep going and come back soon! but please avoid these bizzare monologues in the future. -very well then. i will.

wow

Accalia, 15 Jun 20:53

how strange you are.

muhahahaha

ku!, 15 Jun 21:11

kukuku

LO Wodie

Betelgeuse, 15 Jun 23:44

:-)

...

Sourgirl, 16 Jun 06:42

Hola, hola...

viva viva OLE OLE

Wodiemetaed, 07 Jul 19:46

farewell, dear bugs. i am of to spain now.. every minute i will be picked up. i should have posted earlier.. so for the case i could have visited some of you. i have my banana.. i have my nicotine. good luck and have fun! to myself. boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Buen viaje!!

Agut, 07 Jul 20:18

Que disfrutes tu viaje. Ten cuidado con el sol Wodie! Hasta Pronto!

hossa hossa!

Wodiemetaed, 07 Jul 20:46

i did not understand a single word :) no! i got two: wodie and buen! hehe

I knew you wouldnt

Agut, 07 Jul 21:20

but was fun though! Have a nice trip! Buen viaje!

hossa tossa

Cucumber Job, 08 Jul 17:00

you mean

CHe CHe CHe CHe CHe

Wodiemetaed, 02 Mei 22:47

CHAAAANGEES!! tuuuurn and face the strange.

I said

Gillis, 02 Mei 22:56

that time may change me But I can’t trace time

www.bowiewonderworld.com/worldclock.htm

yes

Wodiemetaed, 03 Mei 01:04

right. good link.

tina

Wodiemetaed, 25 Apr 01:57

here you go

www.lsa.umich.edu/german/hmr/schreiben/umlaute_ASCII_html.html

there is ...

Wodiemetaed, 28 Mrt 00:15

..something wrong with my teeth.. on the left side, if you count from the middle the 6th-one. it feels a bit bleakly and on the inside there is a hole which i have now for.. about... 7 years i guess. oh oh oh.. i am so scared of the dentist. there is NO possibility to ask for more pain.

there is a possibility

Win, 28 Mrt 11:03

to ask for an injection! wodie, you sissy;-) another possibility: if the pain will get too strong, take a hammer and bang it on your thumbnail. i promise you will forget about your teeth...

hehehe

Wodiemetaed, 28 Mrt 13:29

i am very scared of injections, but the hammer to thumbnail action is a good idea. at least there is no pain yet, but i will remember this if it shoud appear ;)

if theres no pain

Win, 28 Mrt 13:41

what are you mourning about?? if you got the hole for 7 (!!) years yet - you will survive the next weeks too!;-)

well

Wodiemetaed, 28 Mrt 13:56

i surely will survive it.. its just that when i am scratching it with me nail it feels pretty bad. maybe i just should stop scratching it.. yeah. that would solve the problem for the time being i guess hehe ;)

Wodie

name, 29 Mrt 22:53

Old buddy old pal!! Where have you been?? I have missed you terribly just terribly. I was waiting for you to show your bug here again and here you are!!! This is such a happy moment.

MuahahAH TAKE THAT

Wodiemetaed, 15 Feb 23:51

- back for good!! what a sweet song.. ever recognized robbie williams is the only one wearing sunglasses? HAHA! what this may mean? kukuku.. possible. hmm yes, just seen it on tv.. can i get a hard_-core...unzunz

hahahahahahahahha

Berre, 16 Feb 00:58

take that!! you freak!

on tv man

Kuxa, 16 Feb 18:27

ON TV!! :)) not my fault.. but well, actually i couldnt stop watching hehe. reminded me on my childhood

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