Hello! Are you there? Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. What you think I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO?.... YOU THINK I SIT AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY AND WAIT FOR YOU TO CALL?.......WHAT ARE YOU NUTS?.......Leave your name and number and I'll call you back....Thank you, Thank you very much!Hello? Hello? Oh Dear. I forgot your name. life is a lesson.. and in the mean time at least the mean time is greenwich mean time...answer to life the universe and everything - 42buddha for bunny or perhaps bunny for buddha

"This is the answering machine of some other guy. You must have dialed the wrong number. Please leave your apologies after the beep."