hey everyone helloFalling Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over re: friends Sometimes you can't help but insult other people's parents. My best friend is dead. But I still love her. If you like that someone is alive, you might tell them. Makes me feel good to know someone likes that I'm alive.If I'll look... what will I see?

Some are cheerful, some gloomy, serious or naive, but 'm naturally guilty. No matter what I do or don't do, it always seems like I am to blame.

Then there are people who are rude, inconsiderate and insesitive. It seems only fair that I should apologise on their behalf.

Enter your accusation:



 
Cheating on you Sorry 72225:
Please excuse me. It will never happen again.
You ate all my pie!!!! Sorry 72224:
Sorry. That was never my intention.
you, dear cunt, ought to shoot yourself in the head --- but before you do, make sure to have you ex man-child present so that afterwards he may stick one of your middle fingers into the hold in your forehead and the other up your cunt hole --- a kind of karmic mudra to tease out the deep seeded connection between what is between a woman's ears and what is between her legs ... Sorry 72223:
Yes, I AM sorry! Alright?
you, dear cunt, need to get stuffed Sorry 72222:
How can I ever look at myself in the mirror? I'm so sorry.
you, dear cunt, are in need of men-children to bolster you sense of female superiority Sorry 72221:
Sorry.
you, dear cunt, are a control freak Sorry 72220:
I regret those deeds and would like to apologise.
You killed me, and later forgot how much it hurt me. Sorry 72219:
I truly regret the suffering caused by my actions.
Why did you do that?! Sorry 72218:
I HAVE learned from that. And I'm sorry.
I love you ? You love I ? Sorry 72217:
Ouch! Sorry.
You screwed up the filing cabinet ! I can't find my files ! Sorry 72216:
I'm sorry, a thousand fold.
     
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