If I Were A Self-Dissecting Rat... I think I would have been dissected long ago. P.S. How can one un-dissect oneself?Do I suffer enough? O_O that was creepy... That's deliciously creepy. I like this. The eyes with the rat makes a shuddery combination.Yea, verily! I dissected a shark once. Siiiick!The Poor Rat Shall it teach me a lesson? It disects itself, because that's why it was created. But why were we created? To polute and kill the Earth? To create guns so we may kill other humans? To evolve and evolve...only to be flung into the sun, or another galicy? Why are we here, and are we doing our job? If we were put here to disect ourselves, would we? It has taught me little, only opening questions. But one, I cannot hope of answering: Will it teach YOU?what i'd give for a self-dissecting rat but noooo... we had to do it ourselves. effing science class.

But what if this little rodent keeps developing its talent? Sometimes a researcher would just like to find out if it's feeling hungry. guess it would be impractical if it sacrificed itself at every impulse.

Why do I think these things, when all I want is to fall asleep?

I just can't help myself.