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To Nothing.
lovelyfarewell.here iman, 19 Jun 2004 09:26
i like it & the one that who sent this site to me

To Nothing.
pink marmaladefarewell.here sweet nana, 19 Jun 2004 08:23
i want a husband...now!!!! whoever you are and where ever you are I love you!

To Skin.
NO PROBLEM Skin, 19 Jun 2004 11:54
Hello, My name is skin and I am a ship captain/Professional Matrimonial Counselor, using the knowledge I acquired in my training in the matrimonial counselor's academy and experience gained through the years I will assist you in finding the right groom from the vast selection of fine single male bugs in this site. This is a free service provided as a part of the ''nobodyhere.com'' policy of ensuring the well being of the site's visitors.
I would also like to inform you that there are other services available on this site: Business counseling (our brilliant Saga), Medical counseling (Dr. Janckock), Ice cream flavor dilemmas counseling (Sis), Magical management counseling (Rossi) and Strategic influence management counseling (Akula). These services are free only for registered bugs. Registering is easy - just click the ''apply'' link in the head of this page and follow instructions from there.
In order to start the counseling process I would need some info:

To Skin.
Please fill up this form: Skin, 19 Jun 2004 12:10
age:____, gender: M/F/other, occupation:_____________, education:____________, height:______, weight:_____, hobbies:________, favorite ice cream flavor:______, do you believe that Elvis is still alive? Y/N, are you sure? Y/N. please specify your demands from a potential groom: _____________________________________________.

To Mork.
Hi, I'm Mork. Mork, 20 Jun 2004 01:28
age:38, gender: M, occupation:publisher, education:some college, height:6 ft 2 in, weight:180lb, hobbies:photography, bug watching, favorite ice cream flavor:DQ vanilla, do you believe that Elvis is still alive? N& I really am not all that anxious for him to be, are you sure? Y. please specify your demands from a potential groom: well, my wife will say I'm quite demanding, but really I'm a very easygoing sort. So long as the bride doesn't loudly burp in public, I think we'll get along just famously.

To Skin.
Sorry Mork. Skin, 20 Jun 2004 02:20
The bride is known for burping in public, particularly after drinking a few beers, I am afraid that this might be an issue, besides - your wife won't give up a treasure such as yourself without a fight (it's not that personally I am against catfights but this is a family site, we cannot have this kind of behavior in this establishment)

To Mork.
Oh well... Mork, 20 Jun 2004 02:24
Can't blame a beetle for trying...

To Morkswife.
damn right! Morkswife, 20 Jun 2004 02:29
Depite the fact you are quite demanding, I will not give you up without a fight - any bi@#$ that will even try and lay her filthy paws on my little Morky will pay for it dearly!!!

To Mork.
Ha! Mork, 20 Jun 2004 02:58

To Nothing.
*BURPS!!!!!!!!!!!* sweet nana, 20 Jun 2004 20:58
Sorry, most man find this sexy...

To Chrys.
Hey girlfriend... Chrys, 07 Mrt 2005 06:45
Ever try poly-fi? Let go the insecurities and allow yourself to love more than one at a time. Believe it or not, that is what the human heart is built for. Not only more at a time persons but try more at a time genders, that 's a LOTTA fun, too. There are 6 or more to choose from. Kinda like ice cream flavors! When you lose the anxiety of wanting to be the egocentric middle of your universe, all attention on me, please, the world is full of love and lovers in every person. Sharing yourself and your love in multiple phases only solidifies the relationships of the ones closest to you.

To Nothing.
i am such a mess Alex Law, 10 Jul 2004 08:28
happiness. do you think i'm blessed? i am such a mess...
things don't have to be this way. catch me on a better day.

To Redneck.
twistedfarewell.here Redneck, 29 Mrt 2004 05:47
this is one of the more twisted websites I have found...Gotta love it

To Beerbong.
My godfarewell.here Beerbong, 17 Dec 2003 06:02
I just don't get it. Someone please help me understand that

To Peachy.
erm Peachy, 17 Dec 2003 10:04
i don't either.twas freaky tho

To Rosibutterfly.
''those ... Rosibutterfly, 17 Dec 2003 11:43
about to die, greet you''... (nothing so difficult to understand there, surely?)

To Nothing.
ok.. name, 17 Dec 2003 13:29
cranky huh.right.got that.

To Nothing.
What the hell is this?!?!?!farewell.here name, 16 Okt 2003 19:00
Read above

To Chalkmisfit.
deathfarewell.here Chalkmisfit, 20 Sep 2003 15:22
if i was about to be melted by a magnifying glass, i would want to sit and have a nice chat with whoever was so cruel, just so i know who to haunt. ;)

To Nothing.
hehehe .... Micky the Maff, 20 Sep 2003 18:52
... can be arranged

To Entropy.
I confess, I confess Entropy, 16 Okt 2003 19:27
As a child, i would spend hours frying lil bugs with my magnifying glass...just focusing that sun into the tiniest spec ..which was the hotest focal point...which in turn, would sizzle the bugs...dead.

To Nothing.
geometric bearsfarewell.here Bruce, 10 Jun 2003 19:16
Could this be a link to the mysteries of sacred geometry? (The ursine pyramid of teddy bears for example)... www.intent.com

To Staralfur.
You know,farewell.here Staralfur, 01 Mei 2003 06:37
out of everything on the entire site (including the present from Mister), this one feels the eeriest. Nobody, do you still respond to these posts?

To Nothing.
this site rocksfarewell.here j, 22 Sep 2002 17:43

To Nothing.
i m so confuse now.........farewell.here blue_gal, 14 Jul 2002 12:01
who is the ppl last night? is that u? why say sorry to me? can u answer me? so many problem in my heart now..........

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