Log in

naam: Artetaos
latijns:judolia cerambyciformis
characteristics: prefers friendly , unboring ( ?) bugs who have passed Manners 101

6 5 4 3 2 1

To Artetaos.
I hate to ask..( not really..) Artetaos, 15 Jan 2011 01:58
why is NobOdy ever in da sink?
who tamed elling?
Or is he/she clonEd into somEbody vraiment insupportable??
inquiring artefartes need to know...

To Omena.
possible explanation: Omena, 15 Jan 2011 05:11
North slags are cold and South slags are hot


To Berre.
and some of it is caramel Berre, 15 Jan 2011 23:31
or purple. scroll.


To Elling.
you missed the red Elling, 25 Jan 2011 14:56
im a red slag

To Nothing.
consider the impossible: up-side down and round and round, 25 Jan 2011 18:44
could it be that post was NOT about you? I know, inconceivable notion in your world, but try accepting it and feel the benefits of stretching your brain into a state where it is not all about you. Ahhhh... bliss!

To Elling.
logically it probably is Elling, 26 Jan 2011 13:17
as the original post was about me, the responses were offering explanations to the original post about me by talking about slags, (which I am often referred to as and often refer to other people as). plus im really fucking awesome so everybody wants to talk about me all the time...aww is someone jealous?

To Nothing.
we'll try again it's ok, you're not ready, 27 Jan 2011 19:52
next time

To Nothing.
Do you name, 16 Jan 2011 15:45
really miss Elling???

To Elling.
boredom of this place 'tamed' me Elling, 16 Jan 2011 17:14
but i still like to check up on it even though i cant think of anything I would like to add to anthing these days, you just dont inspire me to be a crazy twat these days

To Omena.
that's the way it goes Omena, 16 Jan 2011 18:29
we got what we needed from you and moved on

To Nothing.
Boo hoo, Elling, 21 Jan 2011 04:31
I feel so dirty, so USED.

To Nothing.
and that differs from your Exactly?, 22 Jan 2011 19:59
life as a whole in what respect?

To Nothing.
It doesn't. Ready for rehab., 23 Jan 2011 23:33
Wish it did. Show me the way, o wise one.

To Nothing.
Lost count over the years Girt, 16 Jan 2011 20:07
of the number of miscreants tamed by this method - bring'em on.

To Nothing.
Mission Accomplished! Dubya, 18 Jan 2011 05:14
*ducks flying shoe*

To Nothing.
how many ducks does it take just out of interest, 19 Jan 2011 18:27
to fly a shoe?

To Nothing.
Depends- Newt Woodbridge, 19 Jan 2011 23:16
Does the shoe float?

To Nothing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HugbAq1-PD0 The omniscient spider, 20 Jan 2011 12:46
The answer to all of your questions

To Artetaos.
time to show up again?? Artetaos, 20 Aug 2010 08:53
ahhh!!! what happened?? Looks like this place has gone through some major house cleaning...

To Nothing.
that's for the line-up, 20 Aug 2010 15:37
the right dress code

To Nimrodhackitt.
the question: Nimrodhackitt, 20 Aug 2010 16:20
2dress OR NOT 2dress

To Nimrodhackitt.
if dressed Nimrodhackitt, 20 Aug 2010 16:22
recognise = true;

To Omena.
or time to Omena, 26 Aug 2010 06:19
bury your nose in a good book?


To Artetaos.
and I had hoped..... Artetaos, 13 Jan 2010 19:38
that 2010 would bring fun back to this site - still wishful thinking....

To Omena.
just waiting for you and your thongy Omena, 14 Jan 2010 05:00
now begins the fun!

To Elling.
Why? Elling, 14 Jan 2010 10:15
Because humans created some sort of milestone which recently passed, cunts will stop being cunts? Do you also believe in the tooth fairy by any chance?

To Artetaos.
Dare I hope.... Artetaos, 17 Okt 2009 03:41
... that civility has returned here?
Whoever killed off the E.... bug : Thanx ! - I am now officially in favor of the death penalty ...

To Omena.
Now if we could just get rid of Texans Omena, 17 Okt 2009 04:57
what a wonderful world it would be

To Nothing.
sam cooke! barffnoAstudent, 17 Okt 2009 12:29
may i have ze pointz tho i got no clue wot da point is about ze texaaaans

To Omena.
you got it! ''Texans have no point'' Omena, 18 Okt 2009 03:41
but extra pppoints for recognizing Sam in da world

To Nothing.
you got it! roy orbinson barff, 18 Okt 2009 14:55
stop using song titles when u gottah say sumtin!

To Nothing.
lol, she's like balloon boy's dad Nashville Pussy, 19 Okt 2009 01:26
She didn't die but she uses a keyword based rss feed pointed at this site that notifies her when anyone mentions her name or even E*****. Then she gets a giant clit boner and logs in to say something nasty. If you had never mentioned her name she would just as well be dead to the rest of us. Nice work!!! Watch this video, Elling need only to bump into one of these girls: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFcoSYuYSLE

To Elling.
Hot sluts on rollerblades? Elling, 19 Okt 2009 02:05
I would use their weaknesses, cold weather and steep slopes...and theres lots of that in Wales

To Nothing.
nuttin to lol about! barff expected pointz!, 19 Okt 2009 02:34
u bettah payed attention in wich thread u answered, nashville pusseeh, now ur silly balloon, not to mention ur giant clit bonah,is undah me popquiz answer!

To Elling.
Your hopes and dreams make me laugh Elling, 17 Okt 2009 17:14

To Artetaos.
whaaaa...!! Artetaos, 15 Jul 2008 05:38
and what did I miss the last year I wasn't here?
Ahhh: That Elling bug - what an inspiring eloquence, and so ta-ta-ta - uhhhh.. inspiring..

To Nothing.
ta-ta-ta- Gabriel, 15 Jul 2008 05:54

To Elling.
really Elling, 15 Jul 2008 18:18
what exacty have i inspired in you, dear?

To Nothing.
The name, 15 Jul 2008 23:33
double LL

To Omena.
nicht so schnell... Omena, 16 Jul 2008 10:20
after a year of unexplained absence, you cannot just go traipsing through the forum and expect all will be forgiven. oh no. there are forms to fill out first!


To Redsboy.
Uh, Redsboy, 18 Jul 2008 19:32
Nicht ZU schnell?

To Nothing.
so ist auch gut herr liebherr und wilkommen zum splats!, 19 Jul 2008 00:43
macht auch sense

To Artetaos.
whaaaaa:) Artetaos, 26 Apr 2008 09:49
...and now I have liver spots on my orange cellulite skin... damn, I need a makeover.

To Sourgirl.
AWwwWWwwwW Sourgirl, 28 Apr 2008 22:35
farty spotty girl, we love you anyways...


To Artetaos.
Attention Betelgeuse and Wahoo Artetaos, 28 Apr 2007 02:29
strangest thing happened to me on my ''outing'' to the Outer Banks: In the Maritime museum in Beaufort I got educated on the Orion star constellation, and saw: Betelgeuse ( never knew that before!!)
So I had to think bugs.. right?
Then, I turned around, and what do I see: I big beautiful fish on the wall ( just kidding, only the painting of it): WAHOO !!
whoa - two bugs at once...is that incredible, or what?

To Artetaos.
Dawn: follow up on your herbal remedies Artetaos, 29 Mrt 2007 09:45
to further ''expand'' your horizons, or shall we say intestines, here are some first hand ( ??) testimonials, curtesy of betelgeuse:


To Dawn.
What a load of CLOACA!!!!!! Dawn, 29 Mrt 2007 11:08
that is even funnier than the herbal remedy.... HA HA HA.

To Artetaos.
good to be a TaoseƱo Artetaos, 25 Mrt 2007 18:51
While Julia Roberts walked by Artemisia a few days ago, and did NOT come in, this is what happened on the slopes:
(seems like spring is in the air-in all sorts of ways)


To Salote.
Hiya Arte Salote, 26 Mrt 2007 22:17
J. Roberts loss for not stopping in to see your beautiful shop!

To Berresque.
!! Berresque, 26 Mrt 2007 23:23
still farting around I see!

To Artetaos.
pfffffffftt.... Artetaos, 29 Mrt 2007 03:12
awww. I feel sooo much better now - relieved, so to speak. so I'll ''pass'' on the herbal cleansing sh**.. ! :)

To Artetaos.
a gray and rainy day.. Artetaos, 25 Okt 2006 18:04
right now, this is what it looks like:


To Bugoggy.
wow!!!!!!!! Bugoggy, 25 Okt 2006 18:39
thAts one pretty place to live in, lucky u!!

6 5 4 3 2 1

Join us! Choose your bug.
Or log in if you've already picked a bug.