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To Elling. 		People inside me Elling, 27 Aug 2008 06:12
are asking me to blow up City Hall, coz no-one here is talking

To Nothing. 		Its a sign! either stop or yeild, theres no go sign., 27 Aug 2008 07:46
Holy shit, Its a SIIIIIGN!

To Redsboy. 		Easy, Girl. Redsboy, 27 Aug 2008 22:48
We all still love ya'. It's just that some are very clever at masking that fact.

To Nothing. 		what utter bullshit affronted, 27 Aug 2008 23:27
speak for yourself

To Elling. 		why oh why Elling, 28 Aug 2008 03:30
why are you hiding your love towards me? Is it because you love me so much that you just cant get the balls to risk my rejection as It would break your tiny heart?

To Nothing. 		yes. affronted, 04 Sep 2008 00:39

To Elling. 		aw Elling, 04 Sep 2008 17:09
i get that alot...

To Elling. 		if youre not ignoring the English side..wait.here Elling, 21 Aug 2008 19:57
Why doesn't Jogchem do that maths thing to prevent spam on this page??? It could be an awesome page....and what do people get out of spamming? Its not like they get to see the reaction, and I sincerely doubt they'd get payed for it....

To Nothing. 		how stupid you are Wham Bam it's Mr Spam, 21 Aug 2008 20:53
in fact you are an imbecile

To Elling. 		eh Elling, 22 Aug 2008 05:09
no

To Nothing. 		Masturbation Shitty Roommate, 10 Jun 2009 11:02
I lead a bizarre life of frequent masturbation where I spill my load on the living room carpet.

To Nothing. 		FUCKWIT name, 22 Aug 2008 00:13
In the sink. Now. :P

To Sequeira. 		I Sequeira, 22 Aug 2008 05:42
concur.

To Elling. 		Current events of Elling: Elling, 20 Aug 2008 07:04
I keep puking slightly in my mouth, and when I haven't eaten anything I just get acid in my mouth, this cant be good for my teeth...

To Mrsblaat. 		It's Tesco's chicken Mrsblaat, 20 Aug 2008 08:47
trust me...

To Elling. 		No, Tesco sucks Elling, 21 Aug 2008 03:23
I dont eat that crap, my food is from Sainsburys

To Mrsblaat. 		wurd Mrsblaat, 21 Aug 2008 14:52
Sainsburys is the shit. Tesco is utter swill.

To Elling. 		Yeah... Elling, 21 Aug 2008 20:00
ADSA sucks too...

To Sequeira. 		Elling hi. Sequeira, 20 Aug 2008 10:35
good it is to again hear from you.

To Sequeira. 		my bug kind of reminds me of Sequeira, 20 Aug 2008 10:41
guacamole... or an avocado.
anyhow, it is currently 4:39 AM and I am staying at my friend Ben Strange's house and listening to david bowie's space oddity. I had a nice night of writing songs with interesting, thoughtful people and being pulled over by the cops. I hope that everybody's summer is going splendidly.

To Sequeira. 		actually... that's a lie. Sequeira, 20 Aug 2008 10:47
at the time of posting it became 4:43 AM and I was no longer listening to that crazy, crazy man known as David Bowie. I just purchased ''the early four track recordings'' by Of Montreal off of the itunes store and it is currently as important to me as dolphin olympics 2, which was probably the only thing that got me through my softmore year of high school without having a nervous breakdown. how is everybody else?

To Sequeira. 		this is what ends up happening Sequeira, 20 Aug 2008 10:58
when it becomes 4:49 AM and Gabriel still can't sleep and is on the internet. except in this case, I am consciously trying to keep myself awake and have just assisted Ben and Lauren in the finishing of three bags of sour gummy worms. I think that this is the time of day when I am (and people in general are) the most vulnerable and tend to reveal to themselves and potentially thousands of strangers profound secrets about their own existence. It's currently 4:56 AM. I ask again, how is everybody else doing?

To Elling. 		I like 2 hear frm me 2,so much in common Elling, 21 Aug 2008 03:06
you bug reminds me of the vagina of a corpse...is Ben Strange strange? Your songs were so shit that the cops pulled you over, thats pretty damn shit!! Dolphin olympics...im sure you mentioned that before and I told you how stuupid it was, shame on you, you should have got drunk before the school day began, thats what I did, be smart, dont be a retard!!!...(I dont know what the hell softmore means as im british and dont watch enough shitty american sitcoms)...not assuming that youre American, i think i remember you saying youre Canadian, but lets face it, america has pretty much taken over the world of TV and its very rare to find a Canadian TV show...

To Elling. 		carrying on in this 1 B4 i run outta spa Elling, 21 Aug 2008 03:14
im good, but a potentially good summer has been taken over by a holiday project...this is the worst holiday ever, ive just been working my fucking ass off at night because i cant sleep at night, them waking up at stuupid hours (5pm-8pm) ish...ive just had the contraceptive implant taken out of my arm because it caused me to be on a constant period...apparently it would hurt like hell but i hardly felt it

To Sequeira. 		glad someone was thoughtful enough to Sequeira, 22 Aug 2008 05:52
respond, but now I'm trying to keep my splat posts to a minimum to make up for all those crazy ones up there with all the words and stuff.

To Sequeira. 		oh yeah and Sequeira, 22 Aug 2008 05:56
sorry about that period thing, sounds like it sucked. those aren't fun for anyone.

www.thatsenough.com

To Nothing. 		I've come to the conclusion The Observer, 22 Aug 2008 08:19
that you are a very weird person - probably even more so than the child Elling- and believe me that is weird.

To Sequeira. 		yeah, I came to that conclusion Sequeira, 22 Aug 2008 19:06
a while ago. I just think that it's human nature to be weird, and only the people who don't acknowledge it are, in fact, the weird ones.

To Nothing. 		I remember when I wrote all that! Gabriel, 07 Nov 2008 03:37
it was 4:59 AM and the sun had started to come out but it was all foggy outside. I was hiding in Ben Strange's studio which is in a separate building from his house because his parents weren't to know that he had drove me there because he wasn't allowed to because he hadn't had his license for long enough. anyhow, the sun was just coming out but it was all foggy and everything was beautiful and crazy.

To Nothing. 		Stop name, 20 Aug 2008 12:10
- sucking cocks then

To Elling. 		its not that... Elling, 21 Aug 2008 03:15
havent sucked one in months

To Nothing. 		sounds interesting. Marina, 20 Aug 2008 17:27
Have you considered bulimia?

To Elling. 		I think 'alot' should be made into one w Elling, 21 Aug 2008 03:21
ord...I tried it a while back, but I was pretty rubbish at it, i usually just ended up with alot of mucus on my wrinkly fingers, watery eyes and a very sore throat...ah the good old days

To Sequeira. 		:( Sequeira, 25 Aug 2008 18:11

To Elling. 		My poem about a foreign object... Elling, 10 Aug 2008 03:26
Foreign object, you shall obey...
Foreign object, guides the way...
Foreign object, made of clay?...
Foreign object, is it gay?...
Foreign object, I cannot say...
Foreign object, watch the bay...
Foreign object, everyday...
Foreign object, wont go away...
Foreign object...here to stay...

To Nothing. 		I see you are a devotee Alexander Acrostic , 10 Aug 2008 07:03
of the William McGonagall style. Don't give up the day job.

To Elling. 		I dont have a day job, or a night job Elling, 10 Aug 2008 08:11
Just looked him up, searched for my name...and found forget-me-not...i liked that one, seems like something i would have to do to the next guy too...

To Nothing. 		It is obvious Alexander Acrostic aka The Agnostic, 10 Aug 2008 11:41
that you have a rich literary seam running through you

To Nothing. 		It is obvious Alexander Acrostic aka The Agnostic, 10 Aug 2008 11:41
that you have a rich literary seam running through you

To Nothing. 		sorry Agnostic turning caustic, 10 Aug 2008 11:43
I take that last one back

To Salotehawaiii. 		I think Salotehawaiii, 11 Aug 2008 15:36
Elling has the power to delete all under her post.

To Nothing. 		if that happens, Subsidence can be bad for your health, 11 Aug 2008 22:08
half the site will disappear

To Elling. 		hahahahaha Elling, 13 Aug 2008 02:02
i have the power over half the site, and youre all wriggling helpless worms...half the time

To Magician. 		Half the time Magician, 26 Okt 2008 22:41
We're asleep. I read a poem called Forget-Me-Not. I remember I liked it. But I don't remember the poem at all.

To Nothing. 		I think that happens name, 01 Dec 2008 02:03
to people a lot. I heard a song called forget-me-not by tacks the boy disaster. Then, I downloaded the EP and let me tell you.. it was very enjoyable!

To Elling. 		i remembered the jist/gist of the poem Elling, 18 Feb 2009 01:12
and i like it alot

To Elling. 		An irritating noise Elling, 06 Aug 2008 07:38
helps me to focus

www.i-dose.us/music/Focus.mp3

To Nothing. 		Gay boy Elling, name, 06 Aug 2008 15:44
the foul mouthed silly little one, that dominates the splats with his insane rants...

To Elling. 		yes, you seem to be addressing me... Elling, 06 Aug 2008 19:18
but whats your fucking point?

To Sequeira. 		hahaha Sequeira, 06 Aug 2008 19:45
that was so funny when he called Elling a gay boy, and then proceeded to call her a foul mouthed silly little one that dominates the splats with her insane rants
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

To Sequeira. 		Sequeira, 06 Aug 2008 19:46
haha u r weird lol.

To Nothing. 		And you can't read dummy, gotcha, 06 Aug 2008 23:45
it says his, you do know a his is a boy? Now laugh hahahahaha

To Sequeira. 		you silly little man! Sequeira, 07 Aug 2008 08:42
Elling has already made it very clear that she is actually a she.
I know this because she is my friend (and by ''she is my friend,'' I mean I've had a pleasant conversation or so with her in the sink) and I know that she is, in fact, not a gay boy. You're fuckin crazy, man!! for example: ''it says his, you do know a his is a boy? Now laugh hahahahaha'' little do you know that Elling is actually a girl! Soon to be a lady. Maybe people would like you more were you not so quick to judge them. why don't you go be silly somewhere else?

To Nothing. 		How utterly stupid and blind name, 07 Aug 2008 18:44
you are, Elling will turn on you like she has everyone else, but then maybe you thrive on insults and put downs. Decent bugs in here are quite tired of Ellings mouth. So if you want to be as silly and asinine as Elling, hop to it, maybe you can become a deluded god like Elling...

To Elling. 		you misunderstood the science of insults Elling, 08 Aug 2008 03:17
you see, i insult cunts, such as you. Sequeira is not being a cunt, thereforei do not insult him...can you see the logic there? should i draw you a diagram? coz im quite skilled at drawing cunts

To Elling. 		Sequeira did u just call yourself weird? Elling, 07 Aug 2008 02:58
and yes, the way name repeats extremely shitty, mild insults over and over is extremely witty of him/her...believe it or not everybody, the fact is that im a fucking girl

To Sequeira. 		That's the silliest thing that ever have Sequeira, 06 Aug 2008 19:22
I seen. the sound of a babbling brook is really an antidepressant? preposterous!

To Elling. 		message from a mite...i totally agree Elling, 28 Jul 2008 07:17
Hi Salote, fill your holes with dynamite...thanks

To Elling. 		! Elling, 24 Jul 2008 23:33
Can I play the piano anymore?...

To Nothing. 		it's magcuntifacent!!!!!!!! Pizza Cunt, 25 Jul 2008 04:11
if you take:
cunt + cunt - cunt ./. cunt = cunt + cunt = cunt

What is the value of cunt?

nope, the answers not cunt, it's cuntfuck

To Elling. 		woah... Elling, 25 Jul 2008 06:12
thats deep, man

To Nothing. 		what of the deep value of C cunt? Pizza Cunt, 25 Jul 2008 16:55
C cunt x cunt - U cunt = cunt ./. cuntfuck rounded by the nearest cunt - N cunt + cunt x cunt x cunt = T cunt. Try finding the value of C cunt, U cunt, N cunt, and T cunt, you cunt!

To Mrsblaat. 		Deep Mrsblaat, 26 Jul 2008 22:12
like a Cunt.

To Nothing. 		Elling is a terrific name, 25 Jul 2008 17:59
piano player!

To Nothing. 		terrific as in play it again, Sam...., 27 Jul 2008 10:12
horrible?

To Nothing. 		that was Gabriel, 27 Jul 2008 18:59
my favourite Woody Allen movie of them all! also, my favourite music store until it burned down... :

To Elling. 		ok...fucking annoying Elling, 21 Jul 2008 03:00
im trying to post a comment about the gay thing and it says its forbidden....are there any words which are banned or something?!

To Nothing. 		Hehe Fourier, J, 21 Jul 2008 07:10
Methinks Elling can't do the maths...

To Dinasor. 		Hehe Dinasor, 21 Jul 2008 11:30

Methinks Fourier, J dont know that registered bugs such as Elling and myself dont have to ''do the maths'' to post a message....

To Elling. 		methinks Elling, 21 Jul 2008 12:59
the word ''over - sexualised'' (without the space either side of the dash) is banned!

To Elling. 		oooooh Elling, 06 Jun 2007 21:50
the font!!!

To Elling. 		nevermind, its normal Elling, 06 Jun 2007 21:57
erm, the font changed for a bit just then, honest

To Koosspee. 		stront Koosspee, 16 Mrt 2008 20:03
daar hou ik van

To Nothing. 		titleghglljk, namekfyujhrd, 05 Jul 2007 21:04
textvdhk

To Nothing. 		title nice Elling, 23 Feb 2008 00:30
p´ro caralho

To Xirico. 		nhgfvg Xirico, 23 Feb 2008 01:33
VAI PARA A PUTA QUE TEPARIU.

To Elling. 		get a life?!? ME?!?!? fuck that... Elling, 23 Mei 2007 00:20
the sink party is shit....ahwell, what the hell did i expect....Thats it! people actually there, being all stuupid and annoying, while i inform them of their stuupid annoyingness

To Nothing. 		What party, when? Moonlight., 23 Mei 2007 12:00
Sorry I missed it Elling.
I have been so busy lately.
See you, take care.

To Mrsblaat. 		welcome Mrsblaat, 23 Mei 2007 15:53
to my world. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy.

To Nothing. 		hahaha h! slepthruthealarmedbell, 24 Mei 2007 06:30
..... DID'JA Miss the DANCE ? ........


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