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To Elling. 		ngvdcgfghkb Elling, 09 Apr 2009 19:45
loogbdcgr

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiDtpWfSKeo&feature=channel_page

To Mrsblaat. 		Classic Mrsblaat, 09 Apr 2009 22:19
but, isn't this more like Sucking Pussy on the Mat?
Blowing Fishies in the Bowl just seems obscene.

To Elling. 		ugh Elling, 09 Apr 2009 22:48
innuendo became boring and stupid when i turned 14...this is way better, do not insult it

To Nothing. 		One just say'in, 09 Apr 2009 22:53
could have been fooled for thinking that you are over 14...

To Elling. 		but i am over 14 Elling, 09 Apr 2009 23:01
and if youre calling me immature then your opinion should be put up your bum hole, thats right, the one you poo out of, poohead

To Zakwinters. 		who is the spider Zakwinters, 17 Jun 2015 18:37
wwhy can't i click you?

To Mrsblaat. 		But Mrsblaat, 10 Apr 2009 22:39
I always act my shoe size, Euorpean 41-ish

To Elling. 		duh Elling, 11 Apr 2009 19:08
that doesnt matter, enlighten, or conclude what I said in any way, shape or form.

To Richy. 		i Richy, 20 Mei 2009 01:28
actually like it. i cried at the end.

To Elling. 		natas pihsrow natas pihsrow Elling, 07 Apr 2009 23:03
natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow natas pihsrow

To Mrsblaat. 		number Mrsblaat, 09 Apr 2009 22:15
9 (etc...)

To Nothing. 		..'zackly mackbask, 10 Apr 2009 21:25
yeah, yeah, yeah 'n shit

To Elling. 		i like the parts where it goes Elling, 11 Apr 2009 23:10
''so anyhow he went to see the dentist who gave him a pair of teeth, which wasnt any good at all'' ''the watusi...the twist'' ''you become naked''

To Elling. 		Elling, 07 Apr 2009 23:00
why do birds suddendly appear everytime you are near?

To Nothing. 		a koan! blind sight suddenDly alights, 08 Apr 2009 21:34
''from where could they appear?''

To Elling. 		ha, koans are funny Elling, 08 Apr 2009 22:04
''One day, a student of Shunryu Suzuki-Roshi confronted him at Sokoji, in his office, and said, “if you believe in freedom why do you keep your bird locked up in a cage?” Suzuki Roshi went over and opened the door of the cage and the bird flew out of the cage and out of the window. It is said that then Shunryu Suzuki turned to the student and said “That bird is free – you owe me a bird.”

To Nothing. 		GUTEI'S FINGER i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/Hhy, 09 Apr 2009 17:38
Gutei raised his finger whenever he was asked a question about Zen. A boy attendant began to imitate him in this way. When a visitor asked the boy what his master had preached about, the boy raised his finger.

Gutei heard about the boy's mischief, seized him and cut off his finger with a knife. As the boy screamed and ran out of the room, Gutei called to him. When the boy turned his head to Gutei, Gutei raised up his own finger.

To Elling. 		a beardless foreigner Elling, 09 Apr 2009 18:58
Wakun complained when he saw a picture of the bearded Bodhidharma: `Why hasn't that fellow a beard?'

To Nothing. 		close enough one sigar zen, 09 Apr 2009 19:01
to get eyebrows entangled

To Elling. 		zuigan call his own master Elling, 09 Apr 2009 22:50
Zuigan called out to himself every day: `Master.'
Then he answered himself: `Yes, sir.'

And after that he added: `Become sober.'

Again he answered: `Yes, sir.'

`And after that,' he continued, `do not be deceived by others.'

`Yes, sir; yes, sir,' he answered.

To Nothing. 		this wild dogs flown away, 12 Apr 2009 17:01
Once Ma-tsu and Pai-chang were walking along and they saw some wild ducks fly by.
''What is that?'' the Master asked.
''Wild ducks,'' Pai-chang replied.
''Where have they gone?''
''They've flown away,'' Pai-chang said.
The Master then twisted Pai-chang's nose, and when Pai-chang cried out in pain, Ma-tsu said, ''When have they ever flown away?''

To Elling. 		ohhh Elling, 12 Apr 2009 19:55
Joshu went to a place were a monk had retired to meditate and asked him: `What is, is what?'
The monk raised his fist.

Joshu replied: `Ships cannot remain where the water is too shallow.' And he left.

...A few days later Joshu went again to visit the monk and asked the same question.

The monk answered the same way.

Joshu said: `Well given, well taken, well killed, well save.' And he bowed to the monk.

To Nothing. 		wu woeff, 13 Apr 2009 21:37
A monk asked Joshu, ''Has the dog the Buddha nature?''
Joshu replied, ''Mu''

To Elling. 		dfhnnd Elling, 13 Apr 2009 21:54
Chu, called Kokushi, the teacher of the emperor, called to his attendant: `Oshin.' Oshin answered: `Yes.' Chu repeated, to test his pupil: `Oshin.' Oshin repeated: `Yes.' Chu called: `Oshin.' Oshin answered: `Yes.' Chu said `I ought to apologize for you for all this calling, but really you ought to apologize to me.'

To Nothing. 		Nansen Cuts the Cat in Two here and but there, 11 Apr 2009 00:26
Nansen saw the monks of the eastern and western halls fighting over a cat. He seized the cat and told the monks: `If any of you say a good word, you can save the cat.'
No one answered. So Nansen boldly cut the cat in two pieces.
That evening Joshu returned and Nansen told him about this. Joshu removed his sandals and, placing them on his head, walked out.
Nansen said: `If you had been there, you could have saved the cat.'

To Elling. 		Joshu Washes the Bowl Elling, 11 Apr 2009 23:15
A monk told Joshu: `I have just entered the monastery. Please teach me.'
Joshu asked: `Have you eaten your rice porridge?'

The monk replied: `I have eaten.'

Joshu said: `Then you had better wash your bowl.'

...At that moment the monk was enlightened.


To Elling. 		Elling, 07 Apr 2009 22:58
Why is everyone here shit?

To Dawn. 		Just like me Dawn, 08 Apr 2009 08:34
they long to be shit like you

To Nothing. 		Well said Nobody, 09 Apr 2009 07:05
Dawn, I agree!

To Elling. 		im flattered Elling, 09 Apr 2009 16:44

To Nothing. 		Its really shit nammie, 28 Mei 2009 19:55
Everyone over here is shit...and you have to agree
www.adult.geek-tools.org

To Nothing. 		because our love will blow it all away, 08 Apr 2009 08:49
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DwhPufaAzs

To Mrsblaat. 		It's all shit Mrsblaat, 09 Apr 2009 22:17
except for piss...

To Elling. 		) Deal! maker263--> Elling, 12 Mrt 2009 04:29
cant anyone else see that written randomly on the left of the page? Isnt anyone else confused about it?

To Nothing. 		click on it. i dare you.  , 12 Mrt 2009 05:43
what are you doing up at this hour? isn't it a school night?

To Nothing. 		it's a yap, yap diverter Hubert McComble, 12 Mrt 2009 08:14
take the link

To Elling. 		shut up Elling, 12 Mrt 2009 21:47
its not even clickable

To Mrsblaat. 		put the crack pipe down Mrsblaat, 13 Mrt 2009 07:09
step away from the crack.

To Elling. 		*rolls a spliff* Elling, 13 Mrt 2009 21:30

To Nothing. 		oh no ? Hubert McComble, 13 Mrt 2009 11:12
I've clicked it, I've licked it and I've dicked it. Must try harder.

To Nothing. 		yap , 14 Mrt 2009 18:21

To Nothing. 		yap ? HMc, 14 Mrt 2009 22:19
you mean yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap ?

To Elling. 		whore!!!!!!! Elling, 27 Feb 2009 19:10


www.hollyhobbieworld.com/2005_AGC_HHFG-005Nonwhite2.jpg

To Elling. 		discovery Elling, 26 Feb 2009 21:05
Louis Theroux is starting to grow breasts

To Elling. 		Elling, 18 Feb 2009 01:10
If you piss your pants you can only stay warm for so long

To Nothing. 		Elling My parents were both gods., 18 Feb 2009 01:25
your a prunt. Your mother was a prick, and your dad was a cunt. Therefore they gave birth to a prunt! doesn't that make yah feel like an abortion, yah stupid fucking prunt! Get a life, yah prunt! Ha, Ha.

To Elling. 		we all are of walking abortions Elling, 18 Feb 2009 01:32
...reminds me of that car advert-''simpology''

To Nothing. 		hey, prunt, yah still there! My parents are both gods., 18 Feb 2009 01:37
don't ever come back to this site if yah know whats good for yah, yah lousy, good-for-nothing, horsesasshumping prunt!you are scum! your lineage is also scum. I have good, clean, white lineage. I am a god, because both my parents were purple-blooded gods of the highest ranking, and they can cunt-fuck you up the left nostrel for being such a stuck-up bitch, yah prunt!Ha Ha.

To Elling. 		do you canoe? Elling, 18 Feb 2009 01:42

To Nothing. 		why yes, I do. My parents are both gods., 18 Feb 2009 01:56
I find it to be quite relaxing. Would you like to do it together sometime? We can be best friends forever.

To Nothing. 		but your still a low-life My parents are both gods., 18 Feb 2009 02:01
horse-sodomizing prunt though and I am still better than you because I am a mighty, wonderful, white, purple-blooded god and you are but a mere prunt. However, since I am such a wonderful person because of my godliness, I am willing to be friends with even an undeserving prunt like you.

Don't cry when I buttfuck you.

To Elling. 		GIBSON MUST DIE Elling, 29 Dec 2008 00:19

To Nothing. 		Gibson? Herein lies the answer: Welcome to 1995, 29 Dec 2008 00:50
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3XzPhdBx9g

To Nothing. 		I was going to call for a speech ignore this - pretend it's not here, 29 Dec 2008 01:18
from Gibson on his/her/its intentions, but on reflection have decided that is not a good idea.

To Gibson. 		I just can not ignore this... Gibson, 29 Dec 2008 03:59
It is just too embarrassing. I am totally humiliated. I have sought counsel from friends and co-workers and family and professionals. I still am not sure what I should do. I can't get it off my mind. It is too much to bear. What will I do? Oh My. Hmmmmmm.

To Gibson. 		Sir... Gibson, 29 Dec 2008 04:04
Thank you very much.

To Gibson. 		Elling... Gibson, 29 Dec 2008 03:53
Must live, for he is a mighty fine bug. Yes he is. I don't care what everybody says about him, and I am not sure it is true.

To Elling. 		thats all very wise and true Elling, 29 Dec 2008 04:49
except im a fucking female...you must die

To Gibson. 		My deepest apologies... Gibson, 29 Dec 2008 06:15
I was unaware that you were part of the lovely fairer sex. I will treat you with the respect and Dignity that you deserve at all times. I will never use any foul language in response to yours. You are now safely upon the very high Pedestal of Feminine Truth and Honor. And I will continue to live below in hope that you may, many years from now, forgive me... and grant me a small favor that I will ask at that time.

To Elling. 		damn right! Elling, 30 Dec 2008 16:56
and i doubt ill be doing any favours for you, pervert

To Mrsblaat. 		Patience... Mrsblaat, 29 Dec 2008 04:23
nouveau humour lasts only so long.

To Elling. 		MUAHAHAHAHAHA Elling, 17 Okt 2008 00:26
IM EXISTING!!!!!!!!!!!

To Nothing. 		yes! name, 17 Okt 2008 02:13
just what I've always wanted!

To Elling. 		you were unaware before this? Elling, 17 Okt 2008 22:11
poor you, its been going on for over 18 years now

To Nothing. 		hmmm... you need to share what you're smoking, 17 Okt 2008 23:28
First you were fifteen, then you were nineteen, then seventeen, and now your eighteen? WTF? Well whatever, it's not as if you'll suddenly start acting responsible and treating other people with common decency because of some number.

To Mrsblaat. 		... Mrsblaat, 18 Okt 2008 01:22
Nice.

To Magician. 		Dear Elling Magician, 26 Okt 2008 22:37
I hear so much about you. You are all over this site. Hello.

To Elling. 		probably wont go far enough to read it Elling, 28 Okt 2008 19:54
but...hiya


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