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To Sjeu 		Relativity bird.here Sjeu, 02 Nov 2023 20:45
In the near future you might consider this to have been a lucky event..

arthurfirstenberg.substack.com/p/global-extent-of-bird-armageddon

To Ganimidi. 		Migrationbird.here Ganimidi, 21 Okt 2013 09:07
I got pooped on by some grackles yesterday. Kitty Monster laughed at me about it. Or maybe about something else. I can't really be sure.

To Nothing. 		LOnely birdbird.here Alice, 04 Nov 2009 12:41
Mew

To Collin. 		Lonely Collin, 04 Nov 2009 16:17
Are you really Lonely ????????

To Nothing. 		Nuit Bennett, 16 Apr 2013 22:34
A pigeon on a lamp post got me crossing a street in Beverly Hills. LI laughed. the bus driver on my bus gave me Purell to clean myself. We made friends during the ride. When I got home I had a really long, relaxing hot shower. Thank you bird

To Elling. 		No.. Elling, 08 Nov 2009 00:33
I doubt that somebody with hobbies like you could ever be lonely

To Nothing. 		not sure if its good luckbird.here Jay, 18 Jul 2007 07:07
I was at work today, operating a ride for children, when a bird shit on my neck and shoulder..I was so embaressed, my co workers made fun of me. Goodluck or no goodluck?

To Spluch. 		well... bird.here Spluch, 08 Feb 2007 15:54
i think its better bird crap then dog poo on your head !!!!!! it happend to my causin gabby......

To Loey. 		funny.....what a coinkydink: Loey, 16 Dec 2008 07:19
my favorite dog is named gabby. i walk her. just to piss off her uppity owner i threw her (sealed) poop bag in the kitchen garbage can. (:
she keeps the can under the sink in a cupboard, but she got so pissed off when i did it. after she confronted me about it i don't do it anymore...but I had to do something to allay my anger: she'll throw big parties and then throw out perfectly good leftover food....i felt she deserved poop in her kitchen.

To Ganimidi. 		Food Ganimidi, 21 Okt 2013 09:12
Technically, us aminals have been around so long pretty much everything is poop. But it is rude to throw out delicious leftovers when you could offer them to your roommate or everyone's favorite dog. Very poetical justice, poop in the kitchen. :) I think that the Owl of Divine Judgement would approve. 8>

To Odious. 		soooobird.here Odious, 03 Jan 2007 17:29
that was a good day, right? :)

To Nothing. 		fgyufghjgfjh name, 29 Mei 2007 20:44
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To Nothing. 		eye lashesbird.here Emma, 10 Okt 2006 07:06
Pluck the eye lashes!

To Nothing. 		birdbird.here adnan, 12 Aug 2006 22:06
bird shit is bird shit...its no goodluck.

To Nothing. 		biiiiird GORROCK KING OF THE BIRDS THAT SHIT ON U, 19 Aug 2006 04:54
bird crap, mmmmm.... birdy crap....?

To Nothing. 		kenobird.here keno, 01 Aug 2006 17:14
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