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To Omena. 		''Warning: knives are sharp!'' Omena, 20 Nov 2005 17:01
(-- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.) You may want to paste these around the new home, Chopper, to Berre-proof it as well as decrease expenditures on Hello Kitty plasters.

rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

To Insomniac. 		Insomniac, 20 Nov 2005 20:28
never scratch yourself with a breadknife. it hurts.

To Omena. 		Calling the Doctor (toi la popquiquiz) Omena, 15 Nov 2005 05:26
Tried mighty hard fo’ to cure mahse’f; / Tried all dem t’ings on de pantry she’f; / Couldn’ fin’ not’in’ a-tall would do, / An’ so Ah sent fo’ you.

www.amanitadesign.com/pantry/pantry.swf

To Stretch. 		I'm afraid it's to late Stretch, 15 Nov 2005 07:29
To bad none of that could help you.There is no cure for your misfortune.Sorry I couldn't be more comforting Omena.

To Nothing. 		uncurable. Doc. Healthyself, 15 Nov 2005 08:39
http://www.mela.de/uploads/Netzfundstuecke/the_doctor_is_out.gif

To Ladonabarfquirit. 		ah ! Ladonabarfquirit, 15 Nov 2005 09:33
moi reçois les points ?


sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=pxoe62ngdgbmu4z5mh6rfj5&z=MP3&r=20.asx

To Ladonabarfquirit. 		Ladonabarfquirit, 15 Nov 2005 09:37


www.lyricsfreak.com/k/kool-moe-dee/80156.html

To Nothing. 		applause! clapping dog, 15 Nov 2005 10:41
you get the clap alright! no points, but: http://www.clappingdog.com/pics/leapingDog.gif

To Ladonabarfquirit. 		hihihi Ladonabarfquirit, 15 Nov 2005 16:53
be prepared , next time , i'll learn u this one

wma.juno.co.uk/ASF/SF138862-01-01-01.wma

To Ladonabarfquirit. 		forgot to give instructions Ladonabarfquirit, 15 Nov 2005 17:50
till x-mass

www.projectfitamerica.org/AllStarTeacherShowcase/showcase_2003/shoe_program.html#chacha

To Artetaos. 		who Artetaos, 15 Nov 2005 18:02
got the clap?

To Nothing. 		matteklap of zoiets, 15 Nov 2005 22:22

To Sourgirl. 		THE CLAP??!!! Sourgirl, 16 Nov 2005 14:08
OMG!! who? who?

To Omena. 		Berre (a.k.a ''i-Nod'') Omena, 14 Nov 2005 05:27
syncing i-Tunes to i-Pod has never been easier

tinyurl.com/azg8x

To Berre. 		hihihihi Berre, 14 Nov 2005 21:09
very clever

To Killerbunnies. 		... Killerbunnies, 07 Apr 2006 02:47
Well.

I think I may just CRY, that was absolutly BEAUTIFUL.

Seriously. That is so TOTALLY COOL!

To Omena. 		rare butterfly on the bug board Omena, 09 Nov 2005 04:58
quick! first one to grab it, gets it!

ljplus.ru/img2/e/x/extel/050728_baterfly.jpg

To Artetaos. 		I feel generous... Artetaos, 09 Nov 2005 11:27
so I'll let Larfingcow have it.

To Nothing. 		HAHAHA! Jane Benedict, 09 Nov 2005 12:01
Sorry, but wrong gender

To Artetaos. 		you never know.. Artetaos, 10 Nov 2005 19:40
are you sure?

To Sourgirl. 		= P Sourgirl, 10 Nov 2005 00:53
looks like you had lost your white thongy Om...hi,hi,hi...

To Stretch. 		I thought Stretch, 10 Nov 2005 03:25
Omena was much taller.

To Omena. 		ladoñaquioui Omena, 11 Okt 2005 06:16
a little wee goes a long way

www.mattradio.org/flash/wee.swf

To Sourgirl. 		= P Sourgirl, 11 Okt 2005 16:08
wanna go weeeeeeeee???

To Omena. 		knocking on all the wood I can find Omena, 07 Okt 2005 06:37
para la casa roja, los perros, la mer, y el lugar del fuego

sg1.allmusic.com/cg/smp.dll?link=psue9tmlo4b1r4ypmf6rfjg&r=64.asx

To Nothing. 		:-( nombre, 07 Okt 2005 10:11
No veo nada...

To Sourgirl. 		What the hell!! Sourgirl, 07 Okt 2005 16:40
I hope that is not infecting my pc Om, is it a sort of ghost web page? or tal vez un truco del viejo señor diablo?

To Omena. 		tell Stax Records about it Omena, 08 Okt 2005 04:24
the clip works just fine for me (Eddie Floyd ''Knock on Wood'' 1967)

staxrecords.free.fr/floyd.htm

To Sourgirl. 		: ) Sourgirl, 08 Okt 2005 06:20
ahora si buen hombre, ahora si funciona...

To Agut. 		Agut, 08 Okt 2005 08:16
Demasiado para mi Omena. Demasiado, primero café.

To Agut. 		Agut, 08 Okt 2005 08:25
Tómate un descanso.

www.snackspot.org.uk/images/0409260631kitkatmelon.jpg

To Omena. 		harahooplakiri Omena, 07 Okt 2005 04:38
so toi will never be late for *ff, pp, senseo, sigfee...*



odeb.free.fr/animation/Animrevharakiri.gif

To Nothing. 		merci enonema ladoñabarffquiharakiri , 07 Okt 2005 11:52
tiens ton bulle --- http://www.jahsonic.com/HaraKiriCon.jpg

To Nothing. 		da kaketoe to braff da kaketoe, 07 Okt 2005 12:39
http://www.railfaneurope.net/pix/nl/station/Amsterdam/nlamstcs.jpg ~ Kwack Kwack Kwack Kwirk Kwirk Eeeeeeeeek Eeeeeeeek Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

To Nothing. 		sssssht ! moi iz going on a mission da tripmaster braff, 07 Okt 2005 14:34
http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/konquest_of_the_kamidogu_5.html

To Nothing. 		iz Kompletely Konfused, 07 Okt 2005 15:54
kamidogu da kaketoe from Krakatoa wot is being konquested in kombat ? Izza nother konspiracy ?

To Omena. 		my good buddy, chopper Omena, 12 Sep 2005 02:40
hey, I just happened to be thinking today about the wineglasses, you know ''my'' wineglasses, and what a tremendous person you are to keep those precious mementos in such trusted security for me. never letting a thing happen to them, stored safely in your home, in pristine condition awaiting the day they can be given to me. and, well, the more I thought about it, the more I realized what a tremendous person you really are. see? I've mentioned this twice already in one paragraph and I can feel another mention bubbling right up in me. in fact with a swelling of pride, I've come to think of them more really as ''friendship glasses'' between us, something that truly symbolizes an unbreakable bond (male, of course).

To Omena. 		and then it came to me Omena, 12 Sep 2005 02:40
this great idea to fully commemorate this deep and abiding appreciation for your friendship. so today I placed an order to have some etchings made on the wineglasses. I contacted an engraver who is a true artist (example illustration below) and, judging from this work, can no doubt etch an appropriate image or phrase. I was thinking of ''mates 4 ever'' -- what do you think? or perhaps a pair of hands stretching from one glass (with US map) to the other glass (with NZ map) and seeming to almost meet halfway as it were. cool, huh?

i5.ebayimg.com/03/i/04/79/13/f3_1_b.JPG

To Omena. 		so all I need from you now Omena, 12 Sep 2005 02:46
is a simple photo of ''my'' wineglasses. you know, for the goblet depth, stem length, diameter of opening, etc. the engraver said he'd be able to work up the design once he has these specs -- for which, of course, I already had to make a non-refundable downpayment, but hey!, this is worth it!! -- and then when I have the, sorry ''MY'' actual glasses, he'll be able to do the etching immediately. so, please send a couple of photos of the side view and top view (both glasses together, naturally). and I'll take care of the rest!

To Omena. 		oh, one more thing Omena, 12 Sep 2005 02:52
be sure there's a copy of today's newspaper -- date clearly showing -- in the photos. Cheers!!

To Norm. 		Dearest Omena Norm, 12 Sep 2005 10:37
I was very moved by your wonderful words! A guy could not have a better friend than you. As you requested, attached is a photo of the glasses with Saturday's paper. Sorry it isn't Monday's, (because newspapers are so expensive when they first come out I tend to wait a couple of days untill the price comes down). Of special interest to you may be the Southern Right whale that was in the OSSHEAN on Friday just a few hundred meters from where we live. Go on, have a look, you know you want to...

i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/Chopperbug/exhibit1.jpg

To Norm. 		Statistics Norm, 12 Sep 2005 10:43
I know you Americans struggle with the metric system (it's not that hard really!) so please note that I used a ruler with inches on it.

i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/Chopperbug/statistics.jpg

To Artetaos. 		can I... Artetaos, 12 Sep 2005 17:18
have some of the beans???
(correction: may I..)

To Norm. 		Mates 4 ever Norm, 12 Sep 2005 10:44


i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/Chopperbug/brotherlybuddiness.jpg

To Artetaos. 		can I... Artetaos, 12 Sep 2005 17:21
have both of them? after the beans, please....you may ship them after october, when the season for handsome males is over - saves you on the shipping rates! thanx so much.

To Dawn. 		Scetti and sausages for me..... Dawn, 12 Sep 2005 18:30
and I might as well take the stuffed toy off your hands while I am here.

To Chopper. 		What? Chopper, 12 Sep 2005 21:05
you don't want the ruler and paper as well?

To Dawn. 		Oh.... Dawn, 12 Sep 2005 22:01
go on then, i'll take the ruler too.

To Chopper. 		and Chopper, 13 Sep 2005 07:58
the paper?

To Dawn. 		paper? Dawn, 13 Sep 2005 09:35
I can't see the paper.

To Ladonabarfquirit. 		just a cheerful thought ... Ladonabarfquirit, 13 Sep 2005 09:10
mates wine forever. yes i know how to spell whine .

To Sourgirl. 		snif, snif Sourgirl, 12 Sep 2005 04:08
you made me cry with that friendship speech...now getting back to work:
Om´s Shitlist:
1110. Chopper.
1111. Chopper.
1112. chopper.
1113. Chopper.
1114. Chopper...

To Omena. 		answer a question Omena, 16 Jul 2005 15:59
then ask one

justcurio.us/

To Selina. 		Antonio Machado Selina, 28 Jul 2005 13:10
Afternoon, sad and sleepy.....Summer afternoon....Shiny , slow, summer....You come with your pain...... My brother

To Omena. 		Gracias cariña Omena, 07 Aug 2005 17:45
I did not see your poem of Machado until now. Thank you for reminding me. Muy simpática.

To Omena. 		Tour de Lance Omena, 15 Jul 2005 00:35
take aim on the ''Fool's Route''... hwheckkk-tuuui!

www.gurubikes.com/devoted_to_cycling/Guru.swf

To Agut. 		Yellow Jersey Agut, 15 Jul 2005 06:05
for me! What a joy ride!

dolben.org/nothingisperfect/images/2004-LA-YellowJersey.jpg

To Omena. 		here's how Omena, 15 Jul 2005 06:32
to get your very own jersey. (wait a good minute or so for the page to load)

tinyurl.com/exo3j

To Omena. 		(this link) Omena, 15 Jul 2005 06:36
downloads the file directly. virus-free, but you might want to check before opening.

To Agut. 		:-( Agut, 15 Jul 2005 08:44
cannot see it. Describe it a little bit ^^

To Omena. 		this plays the QT movie Omena, 15 Jul 2005 14:07
but does not download the file (why didn't I sink of this before?). Wait a bit for the movie to load, it may take a little time.

tinyurl.com/exo3j

To Artetaos. 		I only wanna get.. Artetaos, 15 Jul 2005 08:12
the taxi driver .. mmmmmhhh yeah.. what a fine specimen.. ^^ Is that you, Om, on your summer job??


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