Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.....
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.....
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off these bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.....
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly......
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
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