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naam: Wanderer
latijns:psophus stridulus
features: um hi... yeah, i am one of the few english speakers. if you CAN'T read this, it's not my problem.
homepage:http://animefangirl.blog-city.com

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To Wanderer. 		i love thispet.here Wanderer, 06 Mei 2004 22:02
it makes me feel weird, but i love watching it. i wonder if frogs really eat chickens.. or the other way around...

To Mork. 		crunchy Mork, 07 Mei 2004 00:40
frogs

To Mork. 		um Mork, 07 Mei 2004 04:40
I: Then we have Number Four, Number Four: ''Crunchy Frog''.

H: Ah, yes?

I: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?

H: Yes, a little one.

I: What sort of frog??

H: A... dead frog.

I: Is it cooked??

H: We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flow from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple-smooth treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

I: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!

H: What else?

I: Well, don't you even take the bones out??

H: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?

I: Constable Clitoris et one of those!

C: Er, would you excuse me a moment, sir? (Constable exits quickly)

To Mork. 		... Mork, 07 Mei 2004 04:42
I: We have to protect the public! People aren't going to think there's a real frog in chocolate! Constable Clitoris thought it was an almond whirl! They're bound to think it's some sort of mock frog!

H: Mock frog?! We use no artificial additives or preservatives of any kind! (Constable re-enters)

I: Nevertheless, I advise you in future to replace the words ''Crunchy Frog'' with the legend ''Crunchy Raw Unboned REAL DEAD FROG,'' if you want to avoid prosecution!

H: What about our sales?

To Colinastra. 		HA HA HA Colinastra, 07 Mei 2004 08:30
I like that Mork :)

To Nothing. 		Colinastra Mindy, 07 Mei 2004 09:22
stay away from my Mork!!

To Dawn. 		Sorry Mindy Dawn, 07 Mei 2004 10:05
It should say: HA HA HA ..... Mork ''I like that'' My punctuation is crap :) Although I do like Mork I would never step on your toes Mindy.

To Nothing. 		With this No, 07 Mei 2004 12:57
But it beggars the questions in the first place and willl the next line be the same? that is what you can't afford to care about -- who ever you think you are and it's no one of our business to bother to think twice about in the first place

To Dawn. 		Absolutely...... Dawn, 07 Mei 2004 13:29
And if things don't get any better soon the tadpoles will have to be sold to buy a wheelbarrow for my neighbour's son who makes yellow jelly for childrens parties on thursdays throughout the summer months.

To Salote. 		Tasty frog Salote, 07 Mei 2004 14:39
concoctions? See The movie Triplets of Bellville!!!

To Wanderer. 		somethingmoment.here Wanderer, 04 Mei 2004 19:13
is supposed to happen. you miss it by hours or miles, but it should of happened to you. that traffic accident, avoided by rush hour traffic. that tornado, only a couple miles north. nothing is the something that happens, sometimes.

To Rosibutterfly. 		that nothing ... Rosibutterfly, 05 Mei 2004 00:11
is a good something, isn't it?

To Wanderer. 		these would makedone.here Wanderer, 16 Apr 2004 19:31
very nice song lyrics

To Wanderer. 		wow this one worksitch.here Wanderer, 16 Apr 2004 19:29
it makes my brain (and arm) itch!

To Nothing. 		ert name, 10 Aug 2004 22:12
texkjng

To Ezekiel. 		????????????? Ezekiel, 22 Sep 2004 04:50
what????

To Wanderer. 		Misterpresent.here Wanderer, 11 Mrt 2004 21:47
is Satan himself... this dealy looks like something that one of my disturbed friends would make...

To Mork. 		Startling stats: Mork, 12 Mrt 2004 23:29
5% of people actually belive they have spoken to Satan, in person!

To Mork. 		Startling stats: Mork, 12 Mrt 2004 23:32
5% of people believe they have spoken to Satan in person.

To Wanderer. 		love isntheart.here Wanderer, 11 Mrt 2004 21:41
all that it's ''cracked'' up to be

To Sawako. 		so, can you... Sawako, 12 Mrt 2004 05:22
give me a fine explanation of love? i dont know what the hell is that.

To Nothing. 		i said i hate you but its a lie!! i can yummie, 17 Apr 2004 13:42
i love u more than i can say

To Nothing. 		Love is name, 21 Jul 2004 19:06
belive

To Wanderer. 		tormentingweb.here Wanderer, 11 Mrt 2004 21:37
the spiderboy... fun and mean?

To Wanderer. 		infestedtraces.here Wanderer, 11 Mrt 2004 21:32
by future selves...or maybe past..im confused by this.... either way, i think they are the ones stealing my stuff...

To Nothing. 		uhh.. Danielle, 08 Sep 2004 19:15
hi.. i dont know what to say..
uhhmm i think youre a little crazy?? but also funny ^_^

kiss

To Nothing. 		Wheeee! Psychade, 14 Jul 2005 09:52
Sorry, I just felt like saying 'wheeee!'

To Wanderer. 		i needshell.here Wanderer, 10 Mrt 2004 19:25
one of these clams of positive-ness...

To Wanderer. 		i am known complain.here Wanderer, 10 Mrt 2004 19:14
for my complaining....and insults!


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