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naam: Blackbetty
latijns:gerris gibbifer - schaatsenrijder

To Blackbetty.
Blackbetty, 24 Sep 2004 15:41
I woke up this morning feeling good. Then I remembered who I was.

To Pathetictastic.
!! Pathetictastic, 24 Sep 2004 16:58
Bam-a-lam!! (You will SO grow tired of this)

To Blackbetty.
Blackbetty, 24 Sep 2004 17:10
What do you mean 'will'?

To Pathetictastic.
Hahaha. Pathetictastic, 24 Sep 2004 17:13
So terribly sorry. You are the one that picked the name!

To Ellelle.
I have not woken up yet. Ellelle, 24 Sep 2004 19:09
and I hope not to be woken today.

To Starr.
haha Elle, at least Starr, 25 Sep 2004 08:31
you can sleep ; )

To Starr.
(The above was posted by me) Starr, 25 Sep 2004 08:32
at 2:33 a.m.! : o

To Blackbetty.
hindsight Blackbetty, 02 Sep 2004 12:45
is merely the handgun of the imbecile and shortsighted.

To Rosibutterfly.
crikey ... Rosibutterfly, 02 Sep 2004 13:54
that's a bit harsh isn't it?

To Buzulefazul.
Oh, oh black Betty... Buzulefazul, 02 Sep 2004 18:13
Bam-a-lam...

To Blackbetty.
Blackbetty, 01 Apr 2004 15:31
I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

To Blackbetty.
Blackbetty, 31 Mrt 2004 14:26
Have mercy on me, sir/
Allow me to impose on you/
I have no place to stay/
And my bones are cold right through/
I will tell you a story/
Of a man and his family/
And I swear that it is true/
Ten years ago I met a girl named Joy/
She was a sweet and happy thing/
Her eyes were bright blue jewels/
And we were married in the spring/
I had no idea what happiness and little love could bring/
Or what life had in store/
But all things move toward their end/
All things move toward their their end/
On that you can be sure/
La la la la la la la la la la/
La la la la la la la la la la

To Blackbetty.
Blackbetty, 31 Mrt 2004 14:29
Then one morning I awoke to find her weeping/
And for many days to follow/
She grew so sad and lonely/
Became Joy in name only/
Within her breast there launched an unnamed sorrow/
And a dark and grim force set sail/
Farewell happy fields/
Where joy forever dwells/
* Hail horrors hail */
Was it an act of contrition or some awful premonition/
As if she saw into the heart of her final blood-soaked night/
Those lunatic eyes, that hungry kitchen knife/
Ah, I see sir, that I have your attention!/
Well, could it be?/
How often I've asked that question/
Well, then in quick succession/
We had babies, one, two, three/
We called them Hilda, Hattie and Holly/
They were their mother's children/
Their eyes were bright blue jewels/
And they were quiet as a mouse/
There was no laughter in the house/
No, not from Hilda, Hattie or Holly/
''No wonder'', people said, ''poor mother Joy's so melancholy''/
Well, one night there came a visitor to our little home/

To Blackbetty.
Blackbetty, 31 Mrt 2004 14:30
I was visiting a sick friend/
I was a doctor then/
Joy and the girls were on their own/
La la la la la la la la la la/
La la la la la la la la la la/
Joy had been bound with electrical tape/
In her mouth a gag/
She'd been stabbed repeatedly/
And stuffed into a sleeping bag/
In their very cots my girls were robbed of their lives/
Method of murder much the same as my wife's/
Method of murder much the same as my wife's/
It was midnight when I arrived home/
Said to the police on the telephone/
Someone's taken four innocent lives/
They never caught the man/
He's still on the loose/
It seems he has done many many more/
Quotes John Milton on the walls in the victim's blood/
The police are investigating at tremendous cost/
In my house he wrote ''his red right hand''/
That, I'm told is from Paradise Lost/
The wind round here gets wicked cold/
But my story is nearly told/
I fear the morning will bring quite a frost

To Blackbetty.
Blackbetty, 31 Mrt 2004 14:31
And so I've left my home/
I drift from land to land/
I am upon your step and you are a family man/
Outside the vultures wheel/
The wolves howl, the serpents hiss/
And to extend this small favour, friend/
Would be the sum of earthly bliss/
Do you reckon me a friend?/
The sun to me is dark/
And silent as the moon/
Do you, sir, have a room?/
Are you beckoning me in?/
La la la la la la la la la la/
La la la la la la la la la la

To Blackbetty.
cool Blackbetty, 11 Mrt 2004 12:29
my legs are thin

To Nothing.
ik jjl, 11 Mrt 2004 17:02
jjbj



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