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naam: Justyouwaitdorks
latijns:onthophilus striatus
features: zal herboren worden




in een hoop stront :-)
homepage:http://members.lycos.nl/Animal_07

To Justyouwaitdorks.
Hello my twin Justyouwaitdorks, 01 Okt 2002 17:24
We're both dungbeetles :oS

To Paranoid.
MUCH RESPECT BROTHER Paranoid, 01 Okt 2002 19:15
So always look on the bright side of dung !
Roll it round and round the tip of your tongue
It a cheap and healthy diet,
You really ought to try it
It has superb texture and flavour
To chew and suck and savour

So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it
…… and that’s why we Dung Beetles exist !!!!!

To Justyouwaitdorks.
... Justyouwaitdorks, 14 Feb 2002 15:32
Zelfs verdwaald in een woestijneken,
drink ik liever pis dan Heineken.

To Justyouwaitdorks.
... Justyouwaitdorks, 14 Feb 2002 15:32
Doeltreffend als een slaaptablet,
de edito's van Yves Desmet.

To Justyouwaitdorks.
... Justyouwaitdorks, 14 Feb 2002 15:31
Wie z'n kloten schart met een riek,
eindigt vaak in de kliniek.

To Justyouwaitdorks.
... Justyouwaitdorks, 14 Feb 2002 15:30
Als de sauerkraut ontvlamt,
roept de Duitse kok: ''Verrdammt!''

To Justyouwaitdorks.
... Justyouwaitdorks, 14 Feb 2002 15:29
Wilt ge chatten met een Zweed,
houd uw ümlaut-toets dan gereed.

To Helena.
could Helena, 16 Feb 2002 23:21
you get any sadder
I wonder who is madder
why don't you climb up a ladder
and jump off
trust me, it's for the better

tot zover mijn rijmtalent. In 't engels geeft het nooit zo, met Sinterklaas wordt het pas echt erg. Dan MOET 't in 't nederlands..

To Justyouwaitdorks.
ff extreem optimistisch doen Justyouwaitdorks, 14 Feb 2002 15:21
Cheer up, people. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle,
Don't grumble, give a whistle!
And this'll help things turn out for the best...
And...


(the music fades into the song)
...always look on the bright side of life!


(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life...
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten!
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing,
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps,
Just purse your lips and whistle -- that's the thing!
And... always look on the bright side of life...



(whistle)
Come on!


(other start to join in)
Always look on the bright side of life...


(whistle)
For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!


So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true,
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you!


And always look on the bright side of life...


(whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life


(whistle)

To Justyouwaitdorks.
Hmmm Justyouwaitdorks, 14 Feb 2002 15:17
Het leven en de aarde is door andere mensen geparasiteerd; uitgezuigd en misbruikt.

To Emmy.
Ja lullig he, Emmy, 14 Feb 2002 23:23
door iedereen behalve,
wij doen dat niet...

To Justyouwaitdorks.
darnroots.here Justyouwaitdorks, 01 Jan 2002 19:35
I know what this feels like

To Nothing.
asdsa asdsad, 03 Jul 2005 13:04
asdsadsa



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