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naam: Maggot
latijns:tineola bisselliella - kleermot
features: God took acid and we are merely the product of 'a bad trip'
homepage:http://youtu.be/EaP5-eJLP8k

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To Maggot. 		this is a lot ofthinking.here Maggot, 03 Mei 2012 03:52
internally processed, nutritionally-drained biological output

To Maggot. 		Can you believe Maggot, 19 Jan 2009 09:24
One day the maggots will have a meal on this delicious body

i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii297/cancerian33/marisa-miller-bikini-ralph-02.jpg

To Nothing. 		, 19 Jan 2009 18:49
dude.

To Elling. 		hm, Elling, 19 Jan 2009 21:36
yes but i her face looks like a kettle...one of those old fashioned ones

To Sequeira. 		and now.. Sequeira, 21 Jan 2009 23:20
the world is a better place for all! all thanks to poni-poni-ponica

To Elling. 		what? Elling, 22 Jan 2009 00:09
why? how?

To Nothing. 		no won't someone think of the children?, 22 Jan 2009 01:20
i think it was the mods/hackers that removed that. it was unfit for our tender eyes. this is a family site, you see.

To Elling. 		removed what? Elling, 22 Jan 2009 02:55
i still see the big breasted kettle-faced bitch

To Sequeira. 		2 girlz Sequeira, 22 Jan 2009 05:21
1 cup

To Elling. 		identity revealed Elling, 24 Jan 2009 21:43
i was one of those girls

To Sequeira. 		:O Sequeira, 25 Jan 2009 01:07
and we will never see you the same way again...

To Elling. 		hm, Elling, 25 Jan 2009 19:55
i doubt youll see me any differently at all in reality

To Sequeira. 		yeah, me either. Sequeira, 25 Jan 2009 21:06
so..... which one were you?

To Elling. 		Elling, 25 Jan 2009 22:21
the one who didnt die shortly after...or did i...

To Sequeira. 		I've never made it through the whole Sequeira, 25 Jan 2009 23:24
thing...

To Nothing. 		I have a picture of Elling GIS FTW, 27 Jan 2009 23:42
wearing a skeleton halloween costume or some such thing. I don't believe she was in that horrible video. She wishes she was though.

To Nothing. 		k , 30 Jan 2009 03:12

To Ponica. 		meh Ponica, 20 Jan 2009 22:08
I'd rather have this today.

i8.photobucket.com/albums/a3/EmmanuelEndorphin/sushileady.jpg

To Sequeira. 		no way, bro. Sequeira, 21 Jan 2009 05:44
this is where it's at anyday.

tinyurl.com/cq549x

To Nothing. 		you fucking suck eat shit and die, GS, 21 Jan 2009 08:03
good thing I have NoScript installed

To Sequeira. 		sigh... Sequeira, 25 Jan 2009 01:06
it's a sad reality that some people just refuse to be educated.

To Sequeira. 		at least I got my first internet Sequeira, 25 Jan 2009 05:06
''eat shit and die''... what an honour!

To Maggot. 		Maggot, 16 Jan 2009 10:28
Holy cockadoodle! I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..

I am overwhelmed with discovering time doesn't stand still, learning to fart the theme to neighbours, just generally being a slave to the taxman, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies till I run out of alcohol. I am wondering if I paid my electricity bill, but this damned rock is heavy.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. You have my word! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

To Maggot. 		Maggot, 20 Dec 2008 16:08
Blimey! I just received your letters from the postman and realised that I have not updated this since petrol was cheaper than a bottle of Grange!... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am overwhelmed with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), watching the grass grow, just generally being not online in order to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from the second star on the right, straight on to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am putting money aside so I can run away. my kids think I don't make sense any more.

I make a solemn vow I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. What? No Joke!.

To Nothing. 		ditto above Graham Darple, 21 Dec 2008 08:58
daft or demented ?

To Maggot. 		Maggot, 15 Dec 2008 07:02
Holy Catfish! I just had a terrible scare when I thought I have not updated this since they let me out!... You would not believe how terribly tardy the Victorian internet can be. Please don't abandon me!.

I am absolutely consumed with discovering time doesn't stand still, watching the grass grow, just generally being a terrible burden to the secret service, my day is filled with fluorescent light from the light through yonder window breaks to well after sun-down. I am putting money aside so I can run away. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

I hope that one day I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Go with God, good friends. Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

To Elling. 		you Elling, 16 Dec 2008 00:04
TWAT

To Nothing. 		you forgot Hubert McComble , 16 Dec 2008 00:24
pretentious

To Elling. 		theres many things i could add Elling, 16 Dec 2008 00:31
but i thought TWAT narrowed it down nicely

To Nothing. 		is is the more accurate and Hubert McComble, 16 Dec 2008 00:37
descriptive of the two

To Elling. 		is is? Elling, 16 Dec 2008 00:40

To Nothing. 		Isis Hubert McComble, 16 Dec 2008 00:46
The name of the River Thames at Oxford - the more accurate and descriptive of the two. Sorry, I was thinking two sentences ahead.


To Elling. 		also an Egyptian Goddess... Elling, 16 Dec 2008 00:52
a descriptive river...so you say Isis is more descriptive than the other river? why, this is complete madness

To Nothing. 		I simply leave others to judge Hubert McComble, 16 Dec 2008 01:02
for myself I am certain, though I sometimes worry that I am too certain. I must now hibernate.

To Elling. 		yay, i broke its brain Elling, 16 Dec 2008 01:05

To Maggot. 		Maggot, 13 Dec 2008 09:04
Goodness Gracious I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since the sun was actually shining in Melbourne... You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. Unbelievable.

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with learning to play lawn bowls, a ticking crocodile, just generally being the life of the party to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day drifts aimlessly from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I run out of alcohol. I am beyond drunk most of the time. but this damned rock is heavy.

I go, my lords and ladies; just if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. Well, I'll try. The Piccaninnies say I have to!.

To Nothing. 		Gag! name, 13 Dec 2008 10:41
Do us all a favor and don't....

To Maggot. 		Tell me, you anonymous spiderhead Maggot, 13 Dec 2008 18:08
why should i do you all a favor

To Maggot. 		And who do you think you are Maggot, 13 Dec 2008 18:10
to doubt the wisdom of The Piccaninnies

To Nothing. 		I don't doubt name, 13 Dec 2008 21:24
you are full of yourself, but spare me your wisdom!

To Nothing. 		why don't you take this time to other name, 13 Dec 2008 21:42
ask yourself, ''name,'' just what you have done to deserve a favour from maggot.

To Nothing. 		why don't you stop commenting can you possibly do it ? Naw !, 13 Dec 2008 23:38
on other comments and come up with an original thought of your own for once ?

To Nothing. 		BTW yet another ''name'', 13 Dec 2008 23:40
Maggot - I think you are a pretentious twat

To Nothing. 		your hipocrisy amuses me, to say the original other name, 14 Dec 2008 01:24
least. I don't believe you could name one instance when you came up with an original contribution to the site even if I asked you to and you didn't feel like getting your panties all up in a bunch about it like you usually do instead of actually obliging. and as for me? I'm actually out in the world coming up with original crazy thoughts all the time and posting them for your viewing displeasure (as is usually the case). I feel pretty fulfilled thank you very much. and where are you in the midst of all this? all you can do is sit on your lazy ass man and bicker about how much you hate everything we ever have to say although we really know that all you're trying to do is hide the fact that you really love us, hence your eager return. good day to you, sir. jolly good day indeed.

To Nothing. 		hypocrisy  , 14 Dec 2008 02:18
it should have been hypocrisy

To Nothing. 		00N.. N00b, unoriginally not unselfdeprecating, 14 Dec 2008 02:22
..hissy-pissy holdings-forth speak volumes in un-, in-, a-, disoriginality, don'tchya think? nor are polemics, as such, particularly amusing. stick, perhaps, with, and to what you know, or more pertinently like. if this is what, in fact, you know and, or like, then you might wish to consider a reappraisal of your repertoire, wha'?

To Nothing. 		@ *'' ''* N00b, 14 Dec 2008 02:24
..fuckin' eh! ;)

To Nothing. 		rats, the something name in a time period, 14 Dec 2008 02:25
foiled again!

To Nothing. 		hahahahaha! , 14 Dec 2008 02:29
it should have been hahahahaha!

To Nothing. 		hahahahahaha name, 14 Dec 2008 02:30
I'm glad we're both here at the same time, for the chat doesn't let me in anymore.. maybe I've abused the privilege.

To Nothing. 		and I sure hope that it isn't GS the whole time, 14 Dec 2008 02:32
my arch nemesis, Hubert Cumberdale, that I'm speaking with anymore.

To Nothing. 		no no no , 14 Dec 2008 02:33
it should have been no no no [(the chat thing is a script thinger with firefox.. go get the latest version and you should be fine)..humblest apologies for hijacking, defiling the ''blablabla.. it should have been.. .. ..'']

To Nothing. 		GS a N00b who kN00ws, 14 Dec 2008 02:36
tsk, tsk, tsk!.. (i am loathe to use such epithets as.. well, let's just say that i'm just loathe to..)

To Nothing. 		how were you to know Gabriel, 14 Dec 2008 02:43
that I was the originator of the ''blablabla it should have been this'' form that has become such a smash hit among bugs and patrons alike!

To Nothing. 		blablabla Jaya Ganesha!, 14 Dec 2008 02:50
predates you by some.. let me think.. *taps right temple*.. by some well nigh 7 years. so such layings-of-claim, could bear, like the broken mirror, 7 years bad luck.. possibly. you'd require the memory of an elephant to authenticate such assertions.

To Nothing. 		quackery! fiasco!, 14 Dec 2008 02:50
I've upgraded to firefox 3 and it took me the better part of an hour, yet the chat still does not work!

To Nothing. 		oh, narsty.. plants head back up arse.ty, 14 Dec 2008 02:53
..apologies for firefox misinformation (this was my experience, however, y'see)..!

To Nothing. 		anyhow, Gabriel Trombone, 14 Dec 2008 02:59
I broke a mirror when I was maybe seven, if I do remember correctly. maybe the people who regulate these things just decided to never stop giving me back luck, too much fun they must've been having.

To Nothing. 		should it have been ''back''? just a N00b..full stop.., 14 Dec 2008 03:04
or, the ba-, that ba- .. followed by the voiced, apico-dental stop?

To Nothing. 		you sure are smart, Hector, 14 Dec 2008 03:11
mister.

To Nothing. 		nope.. N00b, gender non-specifically infected, 14 Dec 2008 03:14
..just a good memory, ma'am..

To Nothing. 		don't talk to hubert cumberdale, greatest hits, 14 Dec 2008 03:37
he tastes like soot and poo. I should really try to remember to not watch that when I'm home alone at night. it freaks me out too much. well, goodbye everybody. have a happy life. looks like brighter days are ahead for the whole planet!

To Nothing. 		oh, buddha-bing! things change, N00b, b00Ndoggler unex.., 14 Dec 2008 03:58
it should have been oh, buddha-bing!

To Nothing. 		..tra00rdiNaire, 14 Dec 2008 03:59

To Nothing. 		hey n00b(s) cookie monster, 14 Dec 2008 04:35
to get the chat to work, try enabling cookies(in tools⇒options⇒cookies) for this site(or all sites). also enable scripts if you have a script blocker. also it doesn't seem to work on tor, but does with foxyproxy. if none of that works, you can always just shrug your shoulders and say ''whateva, i'm a n00b''

To Nothing. 		I'm a n00b, the gabester, 14 Dec 2008 04:44
man

To Nothing. 		Hubert McComble Hubert McComble,, 14 Dec 2008 09:34
It should have been Hubert McComble. Get your eyes tested , and piss via your bladder,not your mouth

To Nothing. 		come on - I haven't got all day ! Hubert McComble , 14 Dec 2008 11:03
waiting for your response


To Nothing. 		well, what ever shall we do now?, 14 Dec 2008 18:03
that certainly was exciting.

To Nothing. 		a nice cup of tea perhaps ? Mango Mango , 14 Dec 2008 18:37
with or without ?

To Grunge. 		and a biscuit, Grunge, 14 Dec 2008 20:23
then watch a video !

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=doFKkuzoawM

To Nothing. 		Yeaaaahhhh teach me, baby, 15 Dec 2008 04:00
sting me....squeegeee me! Imagine, he's a school teacher!

To Maggot. 		Maggot, 07 Dec 2008 07:21
F*** me dead I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since the Clintons were in the Whitehouse... You would not believe the amount of people that are totally stalking me. Whenever will they invent electricity!.

I am hopped up on caffeine with learning to play lawn bowls, selling my soul to Google, just generally being the life of the party to society in general, my day seems to involve the authorities from when the nightclubs close to early afternoon. I am not growing up. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..

To Nothing. 		you are starting to become Hubert McComble, 07 Dec 2008 09:27
as irritating as Elling. So, in the pursuit of fairness to all, ...... BOLLOCKS OFF YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT

To Maggot. 		Hubert McComble Maggot, 07 Dec 2008 18:26
Du lugter af gammel raadden ost som din mor har haft oppe i røven

To Nothing. 		Leave my mother out of this ......... Hubert McComble, 07 Dec 2008 18:54
.... instead, why not write your shitty, annoying trivia on a piece of notepaper, then post if off to Santa. Annoy him rather than me. Tak venlig.

To Nothing. 		Hubert McComble, Hector, 07 Dec 2008 20:27
you seem to be irritated by an awful lot of things that people say on this site. If what they choose to express is really as important to you as you make it seem, I'd like to inquire: what, exactly, is it that you'd like to get from this site instead?

To Nothing. 		may I ask you Hubert McComble, 07 Dec 2008 21:37
on what evidence you base your statement ?

To Nothing. 		Let me just jump in here. Troll+Alt+Delete, 07 Dec 2008 22:10
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you're one of those people that comes here everyday, but almost never signs in with their own bug. Then you criticize any post that you feel is tainting the purity of this so holy of sites. And to top it off, in the interest of anonymity, you always come up with a different fake name to hide behind. Well let me tell you, Maggot is not the only one that's on to you. Also, ''bollocks off'' doesn't make any sense in the context you used it. So, while this may not be Maggot's best post, on the whole I'd have to rate him as a better writer than you are, ''Hubert''.

To Nothing. 		Question for Maggot Troll+Alt+Delete, 07 Dec 2008 22:15
Have you read any Mark Leyner? If not, you should check out his writings. www.spesh.com/leyner/

To Nothing. 		So - you are on to me are you ? Hubert McComble, 07 Dec 2008 22:35
how terribly, terribly concerning for me. However, you can call me Hubert in future pompous one - no wish to be so formal.

To Nothing. 		come on - I haven't got all day ! Hubert , 07 Dec 2008 22:58
waiting for your response

To Nothing. 		Response to what? Troll+Alt+Delete, 07 Dec 2008 23:06
You'd need a point to begin with for me to respond to. Enjoy your new alt, ''Hubert''.

To Nothing. 		I have a question for the both of you. Hector, 07 Dec 2008 23:11
In terms of peanut butter, which variety do you prefer: creamy or chunky?

To Nothing. 		Chunky, natural style peanut butter. Troll+Alt+Delete, 07 Dec 2008 23:35
Without salt or sugar, and preferably organic.

To Nothing. 		Such an anti climax Hubert, 07 Dec 2008 23:40
I will lollop off to my lair

To Nothing. 		Yeah, lollop off to your troll lair. Troll+Alt+Delete, 08 Dec 2008 00:51
You can't even answer the simplest of questions, so in the pursuit of fairness to all, I'll answer it for you. Hubert McComble eats Jiffy and Spam on Wonderbread sandwiches.

To Nothing. 		I want to feed you carrots. name, 08 Dec 2008 01:09

To Nothing. 		Can you run them through a juicer first? Troll+Alt+Delete, 08 Dec 2008 03:07
I haven't got time for all that chewing, what with being a cyborg from the future on a mission to thwart the evil trolls who are bent on bringing down all of humanity. Bring 'em on. I'll drink carrot juice till I turn orange.

To Nothing. 		wouldn't it kill you? name, 08 Dec 2008 04:22

To Nothing. 		I dunno, I'm a cyborg. I can't die. Troll+Alt+Delete, 08 Dec 2008 05:47
I did hear it messes up your liver a bit. As far as it being lethal, I think it would be like overdosing on water or something. A couple glasses a day, and you could end up living till 90 or 100. Pretty good for mere mortals.

To Maggot. 		Maggot, 25 Nov 2008 08:19
Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just scared panicked dread I have not updated this since petrol was cheaper than a bottle of Grange!... You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. Seriously!.

I am overwhelmed with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), learning to fart the theme to neighbours, just generally being of great concern to my psychologist, my day often feels wasted from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to I run out of alcohol. I am looking at rectifying this. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors won't blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. You wanna test me? Seriously?.

To Maggot. 		Maggot, 23 Nov 2008 23:52
Holy Catfish! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since the long board was invented... You would not believe how tidy my house now is. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.

I am caught inside with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, watching the grass grow, just generally being an embarrassment to my psychologist, my day seems to involve the authorities from the second star on the right, straight on to well after sun-down. I am not complaining though. I need some perspective.

I won't promise anything to you but I will write something that makes sense soon. Seriously! Until my paycheck dawneth..

To Nothing. 		Really Harry Unbalongo, 24 Nov 2008 08:38
it just isn't worth the effort

To Elling. 		do you actually have regular readers?! Elling, 27 Nov 2008 01:01
DO PEOPLE REALLY GIVE A SHIT?!? you fucking blogging bastard, do you realise how difficult it makes research when the internet is filled up with you twats talking about your fucking shit?!?

To Nothing. 		Elling... cookie monster, 27 Nov 2008 05:25
Ever the dog in the manger. YOU are the one that treats this like your blog, not Maggot. If you don't like to read it, skip over it, and STFU. And 'internet research'? Give me a f**king break. These type of rants are what the internet was made for, and it's filled up with ads and porn. You need to either get a brain, or go work in a biscuit factory.

To Elling. 		DONT GET HISTORICAL!! Elling, 27 Nov 2008 23:32
i was aware of the irony. besides, its not exactly a blog anyway, blogs make more sense and they document boring things in chronological order...and relax, dont be afraid to say fuck for fucks sake

To Nothing. 		fortunately, elling, to keep tabs on fuckwits out there, 27 Nov 2008 08:44
your contributions prove invaluable to internet research time and time again

To Maggot. 		Maggot, 22 Nov 2008 07:44
F*** me dead I just terrible dreadful fear I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. Stupid Global Warming!.

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with only your readership as life preserver, waiting for the onshore winds, just generally being a terrible burden to every Lost Boy that crosses my path, my day is filled with fluorescent light from 4am to way past dusk. I am wondering if I paid mine electricity bill. I need some perspective.

I go, my lords and ladies; just that when the weather turns bad, I will blog more often. You wanna test me? Or if he morphs into an a$$..

To Nothing. 		we would not be upset and that's a fact, 23 Nov 2008 22:07
if you failed to update us again

To Nothing. 		speak and that's a fact, 23 Nov 2008 23:00
for yourself.

To Nothing. 		I always do and THAT is a fact, 24 Nov 2008 08:42
absolutely refuse to let a ventriloquist anywhere near my back passage

To Nothing. 		but you used the word ''we,'' what do you have to say for yourself??, 30 Nov 2008 18:44
implying that you spoke for everybody on this site.


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