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naam: Magician
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features: Being and not-being and changing and staying and creating and destroying.

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To Magician. 		Since feeling is first, who pays any Magician, 14 Okt 2010 15:33
attention to the syntax of things will never wholly kiss you.

To Magician. 		Also Magician, 14 Okt 2010 15:36
I can't get the sink to work — it's just perpetually loading. Typing in the url as nobodyhere.com/chat used to work, but apparently not anymore.

To Ponica. 		Try typing it with www first Ponica, 14 Okt 2010 20:01
Or use this handy link:

www.nobodyhere.com/chat

To Magician. 		There we go! Magician, 16 Okt 2010 22:39
Thank you very much. Not that anyone's there, of course.

To Mahe. 		yes ..offffcourse Mahe, 13 Sep 2011 07:04
.

To Magician. 		I wanted to love life, Magician, 13 Sep 2010 00:08
but life just wanted to be friends.

To Mahe. 		Love Mahe, 13 Sep 2011 07:05
Life is a beautiful imagination of the unborn child..
No one takes birth..We all still lie in her womb ...Dreaming

To Magician. 		Seeing nobody seems to be here... Magician, 25 Mei 2010 00:40
Baron Samedi reposes with cigar and rum-tumbler, laughing, gentleman, voodoo loa, dandy, author and destroyer of black magic, guardian of the boundary between life and death, moving souls over it in both directions as he pleases. I learn to take comfort in his reckless equality, his reliable unpredictability. In the future I am already dead. I embrace the laughing master of death. I embrace this gentle fate of mine.

To Elling. 		you never told me, Elling, 26 Mei 2010 02:30
are you a real magician?

To Nothing. 		why the fuck do you keep Polygamist, 26 Mei 2010 17:40
harassing him bitch! get a fucking boyfriend! oh, no, wait, you cant because you are too ugly. Learn how to masterbate!

To Magician. 		I'm afraid not. Magician, 28 Mei 2010 22:59
I wanted to be when I was a kid though. I learned prestidigitation out of books. Now I wear funny clothes sometimes.

To Nothing. 		oh look! Betty the Rabbit Rules Again, 28 Mei 2010 23:19
A civilised answer to a reasonable question! Take note polygmist.

To Nothing. 		Hey! Betty the Rabbit, 29 Mei 2010 03:40
don't copy my name, Bitch!

To Elling. 		What career path did you choose instead? Elling, 29 Mei 2010 19:59
cool, what kind of funny clothes?

To Nothing. 		Elle Oh Elling! 404 not found, 30 Mei 2010 00:32
>Elling
>Career Path

To Nothing. 		question for mac users pls correspond under AppleDownMyThroat, 30 Mei 2010 02:26
what do I need to change so I can enter chat here? at the moment it is forever loading and when I enter it is forever entering. Very odd as my iMac is fine but the MacBook is playing up.

To Nothing. 		hm, this ended up in the wrong place shoot the apple shoot my brain, 30 Mei 2010 02:28

To Nothing. 		you suck Elling! Penis Man, 30 Mei 2010 03:27
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

To Elling. 		hahaha penis man Elling, 01 Jun 2010 22:08

To Nothing. 		what about me> Penis Man, 02 Jun 2010 00:20
don;t you realixe that I am suoeruir ti yoi?

To Elling. 		About your name and what you said, Elling, 02 Jun 2010 14:11
it was funny to read it combined, though I was stoned. Youre as superior to me as Justin Bieber is superior to the Beatles

To Nothing. 		why aue you so meen? Penis Man, 02 Jun 2010 15:12
I have done nottin to you. rit aew a xunr id woux ans!!!!!!!!!!!

To Nothing. 		SHOVE LEAD UP ELLING'S CUNT!!!!! Gaygaysissiegaygaybuttsecks, 02 Jun 2010 15:14
FUCK HER!!!!!!!

To Nothing. 		Elling My Parents Are Both Gods, 02 Jun 2010 15:15
you are about as superior to me as a prunt is to a GOD!!!!!

To Nothing. 		Elling you stupid cunt! Maddox, 02 Jun 2010 15:16
you have no soul!

To Nothing. 		babies are cute Obama, 02 Jun 2010 15:18
and If you disagree you deserve to die.

To Nothing. 		Babies are not cute Maddox, 02 Jun 2010 15:19
.

To Nothing. 		Fuck you Obama, 02 Jun 2010 15:20
.

To Nothing. 		Obama is right, actually Polygamist, 02 Jun 2010 15:22
Babies are cute. To deny that fact is insensitive and stupid.

To Nothing. 		Insensitive = you fucking bet I am Maddox, 02 Jun 2010 15:24
Stupid = Heck no, I rule!

To Nothing. 		Maddox... Obama, 02 Jun 2010 15:25
just shut the fuck up!

To Elling. 		babies arent cute Elling, 03 Jun 2010 01:45
theyre just small, fat and bald and they all look the same with their massive looking heads and drooling mouths and shitty nappies, except some are blacker than others.

To Nothing. 		and this illustrates perfectly... Polygamist, 03 Jun 2010 02:34
why you are being trolled...

To Nothing. 		Elling why don't you bend over My Parents Are Both Gods!, 03 Jun 2010 02:35
and let me shove my mighty flames of divinity into your ass! Prunt!

To Nothing. 		Elling, you deserve to die! Obama, 03 Jun 2010 02:37
you should be crucified to a burning cross! How fucking DARE you say that babies are not cute! not only do you not have a soul, you have no brain either!

To Magician. 		Actually Magician, 30 Mei 2010 15:14
I am just finishing my senior year in high school, so I suppose I don't have an official career path yet. I want to go to college, but I'm not going this year. My major careerish interests are religion, writing, and above all dance.

I tie bandannas around my hands. I wear graduation gowns, circular purple glasses. I improvise turbans out of scarves. I've also hung spoons around my neck a few times. They're little ways I try to make myself less self-conscious.

To Elling. 		Elling, 30 Mei 2010 15:34
oh right, how do the spoons stay suspended from your neck, you mean you make a necklace out of them or something? and why does wearing weird stuff make you less self-concious? do you feel more self-concious if you blend in and lack identity and interest?

To Nothing. 		hey elling! Penis Man, 30 Mei 2010 16:59
O ;ovlr tpoy ,ptjets cint!!!

To Magician. 		Fiddlesticks Magician, 31 Mei 2010 06:06
Yes, with string. Funny clothes make me feel more self-conscious, but getting used to that lets me be more myself, so I can be honest and do the right thing, even if everyone else isn't.

To Nothing. 		oh dear, the righteousness one, 31 Mei 2010 21:15
everyone else isn't doing the right thing, but thank goodness you are.

To Elling. 		I see Elling, 01 Jun 2010 15:07
got used to it yet?

To Nothing. 		Elling you stupid cunt! Maddox, 01 Jun 2010 18:16
you have no soul, bitch!!!!!!

To Magician. 		Different days are different. Magician, 04 Jun 2010 23:19
The better I feel, the less I care what people think.

Of course, on the Internet, there are no reservations.

To Elling. 		yeah, but we cant see you on here anyway Elling, 06 Jun 2010 02:47
what do your parents think of this?

To Magician. 		Now that you ask Magician, 07 Jun 2010 02:08
It strikes me that they don't comment on it much. They think I'm silly, but otherwise they haven't said much about it. I guess to them it's just who I am.

To Sequeira. 		hey, I'm a senior too. Sequeira, 30 Mei 2010 17:32
yay!

To Elling. 		yay, a senior Elling, 08 Jun 2010 15:46
im a senorita

To Nothing. 		fuck you! Maddox, 09 Jun 2010 00:09
Stupid Elling Cunt!

To Nothing. 		clown clown detector, 09 Jun 2010 10:44
you're a clown

To Magician. 		Blar Magician, 09 Jun 2010 20:14
blar blar blar

To Magician. 		Who cares? Magician, 23 Mei 2010 19:20
There's no point saying who 'ruined' the site. If you don't like it now, just leave, or try to make it better. Everything just gets more cluttered with garbage if all you talk about is who killed it.

To Nothing. 		I think... Marina, 23 Mei 2010 20:24
the trollish posts are better left ignored. Trolls are addicted to conflict.

To Elling. 		are you a real magician? Elling, 24 Mei 2010 18:40

To Nothing. 		are you a real cunt fuck? Gaygaysissiegaygaybuttsecks, 24 Mei 2010 22:34
just wondering...

To Nothing. 		What do you think, dipshit! Maddox, 24 Mei 2010 22:35
take a wild guess idiot.

To Magician. 		Well Magician, 25 Mei 2010 00:29
Are you a real Elling?

To Elling. 		not officially, Elling, 25 Mei 2010 10:09
are you a real magician?

To Nothing. 		Are you a real douchebag? Obama, 25 Mei 2010 17:35
fuck text! I don't need to enter a fucking text!

To Nothing. 		No, he is not. Polygamist, 25 Mei 2010 17:36
nobody has the power to make you more intelligent.

To Nothing. 		Elling Penis Man, 25 Mei 2010 17:37
U qabe tiue penid!!!

To Nothing. 		I AM A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Parents Are Both Gods, 25 Mei 2010 17:38
WORSHIP ME BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Nothing. 		SHOVE LEAD UP ELLING'S CUNT!!!!! Gaygaysissiegaygaybuttsecks, 25 Mei 2010 17:39
FUCK IT! FUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!

To Nothing. 		you suck Maddox, 25 Mei 2010 17:40
I rule

To Magician. 		Hey there... Magician, 11 Nov 2009 19:47
Are you all still alive? Elling still kicking around?

To Elling. 		Yup Elling, 12 Nov 2009 18:36
I check in here for inspiring conversation but to no avail...for some reason I only get inspired to say something whenever my name is mentioned. Funny, huh?

To Nothing. 		Please, name, 13 Nov 2009 18:15
will you dumb people cease and desist in mentioning her/his name!!!

To Elling. 		nope Elling, 13 Nov 2009 20:47
(her)

To Nothing. 		lol dumb person still here, 16 Nov 2009 01:34
My ISP sent me a cease and desist letter. Guess what I did? I ignored it, like I am going to ignore you! Neener neener neener...

To Magician. 		Disillusionment Magician, 21 Nov 2008 23:10
We all fail as soon as we Accept. We all started out with dreams, with potential. Then we had to get jobs to pay for school, our family, our lifestyle. The travel, the school, the growth got put off till later. That's too much work and sacrifice right now, but I'm sure if I do nothing, things will be different. Before we know it, we start telling ourselves we're too old to go back to school, we don't have a chance. We've failed, there's no point trying to do what we want now. Let's go find someone to complain to. Well, you know what? You lost everything as soon as you started settling for what was easy instead of what you wanted.

To Nothing. 		False. Quantum Grasshopper/Ant, 23 Nov 2008 01:50
You just picked the wrong easy thing to settle for. It has nothing to do with what you want. It's been there all along.

To Magician. 		Vegetarian Magician, 02 Nov 2008 16:59
If animals can kill and eat each other, why can't we kill and eat them? And anyway, the plants are being discriminated against right now. There's a good chance the lettuce has feelings too, but we gotta eat something, right? Why do the animals' feelings matter more than the plants'? If they both have feelings, why does it matter which one we eat in the first place?

To Nothing. 		wow you fucking moron, 02 Nov 2008 18:38
nobody has ever thought of that before

To Nothing. 		wow, have a nice day, 02 Nov 2008 18:54
that was kind of a dick thing to say, and you're a douche.

To Nothing. 		if you think about it, better than a vegetable brain, 02 Nov 2008 19:01
that's not such a bad thing to be

To Nothing. 		you know who else was kind of a douche? then again, he was also a vegetarian.., 02 Nov 2008 19:42
Hitler, that's who.

To Nothing. 		do you a yapping poodle, 02 Nov 2008 20:54
know what kind of dog he had?

To Elling. 		hmmm Elling, 02 Nov 2008 22:27
i dreamt i met his ghost and he said i was related to him and he had a load of cairn terrier puppies and he said my dog, Boxer was one of the puppies...he was a really nice man

To Nothing. 		really? asshole, 03 Nov 2008 00:53
good to know.

To Elling. 		yes, Elling, 05 Nov 2008 00:47
really

To Nothing. 		I, for one, am sick of Magician and his Robot Overlord, 03 Nov 2008 02:43
pseudo-intellectualist spammage.

To Nothing. 		I second that. lurk moar, 03 Nov 2008 03:47
And I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

To Nothing. 		oh look hello, twat, 05 Nov 2008 01:41
it's the twat.

To Magician. 		Secretssecrets.here Magician, 27 Okt 2008 03:04
Sometimes I wonder if I should never keep a secret. Openness seems so good for the world.

To Magician. 		Hmm...wait.here Magician, 27 Okt 2008 02:53
What if you aren't waiting for anything?

To Magician. 		I do not want a light.light.here Magician, 26 Okt 2008 22:20
Isn't that sad? If you don't want a light, do you sit in the darkness? We all need to look at the light sometimes, even if we are people of the dark.


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