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latijns:nemoura cinerea

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To Mclarke. 		Can anybuggy help me? Mclarke, 22 Feb 2004 03:20
I'm suddenly having trouble getting into the chat. The chat box won't stay unless I keep the ctrl key pressed... and then I can't type anything in the comment box because I have the ctrl key pressed. Help!...

Also, I would like to keep my bug but change my ID. Can that be done?


To Mork. 		I would uninstall... Mork, 22 Feb 2004 03:49
every piece of software on your computer and then drive down to Home Depot and buy the largest heaviest sledgehammer they have for sale and then bring it home and smash the bejeezus out of your computer till it is mere rubble, and then go down to the computer store, buy a new one, bring it home, plug it in, and then I bet you will be able to log on to the chat.

Good luck!

To Nothing. 		yes, violence aris, 22 Feb 2004 13:46
textI like the way you think

To Mclarke. 		oh, good idea... Mclarke, 23 Feb 2004 19:41
... but do you think I could use a chainsaw instead? It would save me a trip to Home Depot, since I already own a chainsaw. And do you think if I leave the computer plugged in while I destroy it, would there might be more sparks with a chainsaw than a sledgehammer?

To Mork. 		If you do... Mork, 24 Feb 2004 19:32
Use a chainsaw, be sure and wear a face mask -- there are hazardous things inside a computer that are dangerous to breathe!

To Mclarke. 		My goodness, apologies.here Mclarke, 05 Feb 2004 20:38
how therapeutic this is.

To Nothing. 		my goodness armed kidnapee, 02 Mrt 2004 23:11
what the hell is this bug thing all about? I feel all itchy now. Urgh. and the sorry thing becomes as annoying at that 'psychaiarist' thing that was going around years ago.

To Mclarke. 		And all the while,flower.here Mclarke, 29 Jan 2004 02:40
the flower is screaming in pain....

To Mclarke. 		''Any universe wallpaper.here Mclarke, 15 Jan 2004 23:20
simple enough to be understood is too simple to produce a mind capable of understanding it.''

To Mclarke. 		How do you say, Mclarke, 15 Jan 2004 19:49
''Sorry, I don't speak Dutch'' -- in Dutch?

To Angry. 		_ Angry, 15 Jan 2004 20:25
_

www.worldlingo.com/products_services/worldlingo_translator.html

To Mork. 		the machine says: Mork, 15 Jan 2004 20:36
Droevig, Ik spreek het geen Nederlands

To Duivel. 		dat is zeker Duivel, 15 Jan 2004 21:27
een droevig soort Nederlands

To Mork. 		Ha! Mork, 15 Jan 2004 22:46
That is certainly a sad type of Dutch! LOL Beware machine translators! LOL

To Flint. 		a sad type of dutch Flint, 16 Jan 2004 09:11
makes: een droevig type van het Nederlands

Een droevige vertaling als je het mij vraagt!
(The machine says: A sad translation if you ask it me!)

To Humanoid. 		But the correct answer is: Humanoid, 17 Jan 2004 14:38
Helaas, ik spreek geen Nederlands

To Mclarke. 		He would say, do.here Mclarke, 14 Jan 2004 15:37
''You have made a terrific website and entertained a lot of people who should be outside enjoying the sunshine. Now get up, go outside and enjoy the sunshine.''

To Mclarke. 		I am Mclarke, 14 Jan 2004 15:28
a widespread and fairly common stonefly. I am seen May-July. I am sometimes disturbed from vegetation growing beside clean, fast-flowing streams and rivers. I prefer to creep away from danger and I have rather sluggish flight. My wings are smoky-brown and, at rest, appear to be rolled lengthways around my body; my tail appendages are very reduced and do not project beyond my wings at rest.

To Mclarke. 		and ears.here Mclarke, 12 Jan 2004 17:43
I also notice that there is lint in my navel and my shoelaces are untied and my socks don't match, so suddenly my ears are not so important.

To Mclarke. 		this seems to be ... present.here Mclarke, 12 Jan 2004 03:49
a combination ham-radio / toilet-paper-dispenser, both of which are used in solitude... so a face is supplied to keep you company in your loneliness...

To Mclarke. 		I have read ... dreaming.here Mclarke, 12 Jan 2004 01:11
that birds dream about singing. Now, how do scientists know this? And what do scientists dream about?

To Nothing. 		dreams of scientists mamitje, 12 Jan 2004 02:46
might be about the starships and canoes...

To Dawn. 		I think I know..... Dawn, 12 Jan 2004 18:06
the answer to this one :)

To Rosibutterfly. 		ha ha Dawn ... Rosibutterfly, 12 Jan 2004 22:29
I guess you do at that!

To Angry. 		Hmmmm? Angry, 13 Jan 2004 21:17
As do I. Do we have something in common perhaps Dawn ?


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