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To Twi. 		Thank you Roxie Twi, 09 Apr 2006 15:59
Nice chatting to you. See you again soon. Have a good party tonight. :))

To Twi. 		Hospital Food Twi, 09 Apr 2006 00:44
by David Gray, is a great track. But wait till you have to go to hospital, then you really will appreciate his lyrics. I had macaroni cheese. It might have been nicer if they remembered the cheese. I was served by a slack-jawed youth, overweight (probaby on account of eating hospital food) and in dire need of a haircut. When he bent down to reach my pud which was plum crumble, I chucked the roll at him cos I could see his bum-crack. That in itself was enough to put you off food forever. LEMME OUT! I WANNA GO HOME FUCK THE NHS. (Ahh I feel better for that!)

To Willadean. 		You felt Willadean, 09 Apr 2006 01:35
that because of your age..Nurses do not like to deal with women your age having a baby.

www.geocities.com/willadean1/mycajunbabies.html

To Twi. 		Nurses can fuck off Twi, 09 Apr 2006 03:12
I'm not a fruitless old virgin. I'm 37

To Nothing. 		Deal Just concerend , 09 Apr 2006 03:48
with your filthy mouth twi before you spread the same to your babies, please think about it!

To Twi. 		The way kids go these days Twi, 09 Apr 2006 10:24
They cuss anyway.

To Nothing. 		fuck off mary poppins, 09 Apr 2006 11:32
you puritanical cunt.

To Nothing. 		oh me, oh my meeeeowww ... hissssssss, 09 Apr 2006 12:55
like cats spitting and clawing in a sack.

To Twi. 		Mary Poppins obviously Twi, 09 Apr 2006 14:56
missed out on Platinum Rabbitty Rabbit! :P

www.annsummers.com

To Twi. 		In hospital, out soon. Twi, 06 Apr 2006 14:49
I've had a scan, and I'm expecting twins. :) I'll be back to chat @ the weekend.

To Rosibutterfly. 		: ) Rosibutterfly, 06 Apr 2006 15:16
Felicitations Twi .. !!

www.oddtodd.com/elf.html

To Rosibutterfly. 		: ) Rosibutterfly, 06 Apr 2006 15:29
try this link .. http://nowhere.nobodyhere.com/just/bugs/index.php it doesn't let me into the sink, but I can log in and say hiiiiiiiiiiiii to you all.

To Wahoo. 		Rosi! Wahoo, 06 Apr 2006 18:05
I don't know what the trouble is but i have no problems logging in to the splats or the sink using the link below, but of course if you can read it, you are already logged in.. lol

www.nobodyhere.com/just/bugs/index.php

To Twi. 		Thanks, Rosi. :) Twi, 06 Apr 2006 20:27
Just means I have 3 x the amount of oestrogen sloshing around, which would account for my mood swings. Suzy did bring me a stash of chocolate, though. :P

To Poulette. 		= ) Congratulations, Twi!! Poulette, 07 Apr 2006 01:12
Twins... something to do with your name? ;-)

To Twi. 		Tasty salad recipe Twi, 25 Mrt 2006 20:10
Delicious Quinoa and Rosé Grape Salad with Honey Dressing

Serves 2 to 4

6 oz quinoa, rinsed
400ml water
8 oz red or rosé seedless grapes, halved
4 spring onions, chopped
4 teaspoons runny honey
4 teaspoons cider vinegar
Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
2 tablespoons flaked almonds, toasted

To serve:
Watercress
Little Gem lettuce hearts, or nice, crisp shredded Iceberg

Put the quinoa in a saucepan with the water. Bring to the boil, cover and cook gently for 15 minutes until tender.

Remove from heat, leave to stand, covered, for a few more minutes to cool. You may use it warm if it suits you.

Mix the quinoa with the grapes, spring onions, honey and vinegar, then season to taste.

Just before serving, add the flaked toasted almonds, then surround with little gem lettuce hearts, and the watercress.

To Nothing. 		For more of my tasty salad recipes try Rose Elliot, 26 Mrt 2006 08:40
http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/experts/roseelliot/story/0,,1732333,00.html

To Nothing. 		Salad Heston Blumenthall, 26 Mrt 2006 11:06
This sounds like one of mine - Salade a la Plagiarist (a snip at £365, dressing extra)

To Nothing. 		Salad a la Sainsbury Jamie Oliver, 26 Mrt 2006 11:08
If it tastes like mine, looks like mine and smells like mine … then it’s mine

To Nothing. 		Pass da Salad Antonio Carlucci, 26 Mrt 2006 11:10
Mama mia what about da spaghetti as a topping ?

To Nothing. 		Saucy Salad Antony Worrall Thompson, 26 Mrt 2006 11:11
You forgot some ginger nuts dangled over the top !

To Nothing. 		Salad Days The commune of 100 Chefs, 26 Mrt 2006 11:16
Enough !

To Nothing. 		what the f*ck is this sh*t?! Gordon Ramsey, 26 Mrt 2006 11:38
you call this a salad? I would not feed it to my dog. Tell you what: my dog would rather eat rabbit sh*t than this load of bollocks on a plate. Throw it in the bin. I said: throw it in the f*cking bin.

To Nothing. 		Fink you're 'ard Gordon ? Delia Smith, 26 Mrt 2006 12:02
Then let's be 'aving you outside. I'll cream your muffins in ten seconds flat

To Nothing. 		Eyeballs rolling Ainsley Harriott, 26 Mrt 2006 12:08
Huha - sounds like a jerked chicken

To Nothing. 		Sorry Gordon Delia, 26 Mrt 2006 12:12
an unintended double entendre there !

To Twi. 		Breakfast Muesli Special Twi, 24 Mrt 2006 23:52
Turn and everyday breakfast into a special one by creating your own blend of fruit and nut-rich muesli. Intensify the taste of nuts and seeds by roasting them.

For 8 to 12 servings:

Toast 100 g / 4 oz each of whole blanched hazelnuts and flaked almonds on trays in the oven until lightly brown - about five minutes at 220 C / 440 F (200 C/ 400F in fan oven) Gas mark 7. Watch them carefully as they will colour quite suddenly, then quickly burn. Alternatively, toast the nuts under the grill.

Cool and combine with 500g / 1lb 2 oz rolled oats and mix 100g / 4 oz each of dried cranberries, blueberries and cherries (sweetened are fine) and 100g / 4 oz raisins. Store in an airtight container.

Serve with spiced apples, thick drained yoghurt or crème fraiche and a splash of creamy milk.

To Twi. 		Model kit cars >_< Twi, 21 Mrt 2006 16:16
Last week I had words with a sallow youth whose remote control motorized F1 kitcar was buzzing up and down the hotel's path while I was trying to get some shut-eye. Said if he didn't shut it, I'd flatten the bloody thing with a shovel. His father later gave me a bit a look to which I pulled my tongue out.

To Twi. 		ROSIE ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?? Twi, 20 Mrt 2006 21:45
Cyclone wreaks havoc in northeastern Australia
Only minor injuries reported, but heavy damage to plantations, buildings
One witness described the storm as ‘a gray sheet of water'....Rosie are you okay Honey??

To Nothing. 		yooohooo: blerrrrrrrissima, 20 Mrt 2006 21:51
rozzla lives in Melbourne (not north eastern)

To Rosibutterfly. 		thanks for ur concern Twi .. Rosibutterfly, 20 Mrt 2006 22:15
amma long way from that devastation, but I might be doing without banananananas for quite a while! lol

To Nothing. 		Is alright allright? name, 21 Mrt 2006 05:13
http://lrs.ed.uiuc.edu/students/srutledg/answer2.html

To Rosibutterfly. 		well ... Rosibutterfly, 21 Mrt 2006 11:46
it's all right with me!! ☺

To Twi. 		Never too late Twi, 19 Mrt 2006 00:04
.. to live with richness, purpose, joy and love. No matter how much time you feel you have wasted or lost, it is never too late to make the very most of the moment you're in.
No matter how many mistakes you may think you have made, it is never too late to start moving in a positive direction. The instant you choose to fully live, the past no longer has the power to hold you back.

Where you are now is precisely where you need to be. With gratitude in your heart for the journey that has brought you here, choose now to make the most of where you are.

Starting from this place you can go in any direction. It is never too late to choose the very best direction you can imagine.


Move right on past the disappointments, the frustrations, the regrets and the negative assumptions you have accumulated. It is never too late to fully become the real, authentic, unique and valuable person you are

To Nothing. 		for more by Ralph Marston Marph Ralston, 20 Mrt 2006 06:42
http://www.greatday.com/motivate/050811.html

To Twi. 		Got an Amaretti jag on! Twi, 18 Mrt 2006 23:38
I scoffed a whole bag in a preggy-binge and now I'm full up hehehe what a pig I am but it's Saturday so who cares?

www.doria.co.uk

To Twi. 		Ridding spiders from baths. Twi, 16 Mrt 2006 23:57
I can't stand them CAN'T STAND THEM! Found a brute sitting in my bath earlier and I just FREAKED out. It wouldn't go down the plugole cos the thing had drunk too much water on emerging.

But I had a solution and here it is when next time you get one to haunt you.

1. Place bath plug over spider and deftly jam in hole.

2. Turn on the cold tap.

3. Fill bath to brim.

4. Yank plug out.

The quantity of the water, its sheer force - will plummet the brute down the plugole at a rate of knots.

To Rosibutterfly. 		unless .. Rosibutterfly, 17 Mrt 2006 01:14
it was smart enough to cling upside down under the plug .. better check there as well Twi.

To Rosibutterfly. 		I always .. Rosibutterfly, 17 Mrt 2006 01:15
slap 'em with a slipper!

To Twi. 		Or Twi, 17 Mrt 2006 10:57
The slipper¬¬

To Stretch. 		Don't be scared Stretch, 17 Mrt 2006 02:16
It was only me.I should have posted that I was coming for a visit.

To Dawn. 		EEEEEEEEEEK Dawn, 17 Mrt 2006 07:33
I know I posted this pic before but, I found this in my bath once, he must have consumed a whole bathful of water :)

img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/happygiles/c1d88710.jpg

To Nothing. 		BASTARDS got your number, 17 Mrt 2006 08:49
Revenge is a bug best eaten cold


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