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To Nothing. 		Ouchintimate.here Emmy, 20 Okt 2013 16:56
Deer have a complex social structure that I never anticipated. My mouth hurts, my wisdom teeth are missing, my lips are cracked. I'll just sleep here.

To Drowningstar. 		What a wonderful..intimate.here Drowningstar, 29 Jun 2009 18:53
caricature of, intimacy.

To Nothing. 		what name, 13 Jul 2009 15:59
what

To Falconwing. 		What is intimate?intimate.here Falconwing, 04 Feb 2008 22:00
The opposite of outimate.

Duh.

To Nothing. 		123intimate.here 123, 23 Aug 2007 18:24
love

To Plastickid. 		i don't understand Plastickid, 23 Dec 2009 11:08
456

To Nothing. 		123 name, 21 Jan 2012 23:22
4, tell me that you love me more

To Thomkole. 		Intimacyintimate.here Thomkole, 06 Jun 2007 13:37
If mAstUrbAtiOn lOsts its fUn,
yOu're nOt so f**king lonEly anymOre

To Nothing. 		thisintimate.here ashes of tomorrow, 13 Mei 2007 21:08
is by far my favorite. great!

To Nothing. 		a little of topic, very funny jokeintimate.here drRobertH, 19 Jan 2007 05:55
I figured nobodyhere.com could use a little humor.

Diary

DEAR DIARY

Day 1.
Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate.
When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in
the bathroom and cried.

Day 2.
Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says,
and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me
something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed.

Day 3.

To Nothing. 		...at bedtime, he comes name, 19 Jan 2007 07:20
out of the bathroom, smiling and holding up 5 fingers. A glimmer of hope....a reversal of fortune? I ask hopefully: five times tonight?? No, he replies, pick a finger.

To Nothing. 		sheer brilliance! no brain damage to this one, thank you, 19 Jan 2007 10:20
rule

To Nothing. 		Day 4 name, 19 Jan 2007 11:49
hubby comes out of the closet.

To Nothing. 		Deadly thrusting fingers Rule britania, 19 Jan 2007 15:47
Thank you.

To Nothing. 		Can we brain damage Thank you, 19 Jan 2007 15:49
this one please. Thanc you. Reul britania

To Nothing. 		let the goatse, 19 Jan 2007 18:58
fisting begin!

To Pleasestop. 		No, don'tintimate.here Pleasestop, 13 Nov 2006 18:30
I must protest, please stop this website.

what you are doing here is terribly wrong, someone will get hurt.

To Odious. 		please Odious, 03 Jan 2007 21:54
shut up.

To Nefeli. 		Huh??!! Nefeli, 27 Jul 2007 18:08
Someone will get hurt by the stupid things you are sayin'...Oh,sorry,you are already hurt!

To Nothing. 		Fantastic !intimate.here Sara Cambraia, 18 Jul 2006 04:02
Definely one of the most interesting websites I've ever met !
Just awesome... I spent hours and hours here and I can't stop !

Congratulations to all the owners here.
You guys are the best.

To Poulette. 		The best part is Poulette, 18 Jul 2006 06:07
that there's only one owner of the site. We bugs just own the sink =P

To Odious. 		yes Odious, 03 Jan 2007 21:54
it is ours!

To Theabused. 		Feeling Intimateintimate.here Theabused, 26 Jun 2006 02:26
Feeling intimate means you feel like i do. So lonly.

To Stretch. 		Must be a typo! Stretch, 26 Jun 2006 05:29
or mabe you are lonely with a E...


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