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To Mayathewolf 		woahhkitchen.here Mayathewolf, 03 Apr 2024 19:56
Teach me your ways, how do you get birds into the house?

To Nothing. 		Did you ever find pete?kitchen.here name, 23 Nov 2013 23:19
Did you ever find pistol pete? Im still confused.

To Nothing. 		lovfekitchen.here a, 19 Okt 2013 23:05
a fluid arc emits on no thing

To Nothing. 		WHykitchen.here Carl, 19 Mrt 2012 01:12
... have you done this?

To Nothing. 		lokking for pistolpetekitchen.here roberjacc, 06 Dec 2008 20:24
pisol whwere are you?

To Nothing. 		pistol pete, pistol pete, , 07 Dec 2008 06:45
he's a son-of-a-gun who's really neat

To Nothing. 		pistol pete, pistol pete  , 08 Dec 2008 03:17
he shoots off early, skeet skeet skeet

To Elling. 		pistol pete, pistol pete Elling, 09 Dec 2008 22:02
is he in Spain? is he in Crete?

To Nothing. 		pistol pete, pistol pete, anonymous, 09 Dec 2008 22:46
no, he lives just down the street!

To Elling. 		pistol pete, pistol pete Elling, 09 Dec 2008 23:27
oh i saw him lick a teat, though he was tryna be discreet

To Nothing. 		pistol pete, pistol pete, stretchin it, 10 Dec 2008 03:57
cultivated grass is known as wheat.

To Elling. 		pistol pete, pistol pete Elling, 12 Dec 2008 23:44
In games of Cluedo, he would cheat

To Sequeira. 		pistol pete, pistol pete, Sequeira, 12 Dec 2008 23:51
I wrote a poem about some cleats.

To Elling. 		pistol pete, pistol pete Elling, 13 Dec 2008 03:34
he inserted it in a sheep to hear it bleat

To Nothing. 		pistol pete, pistol pete, name, 13 Dec 2008 16:33
he bought some pants, size petite.

To Elling. 		pistol pete, pistol pete Elling, 14 Dec 2008 18:28
they were quite revealing, it was a treat

To Nothing. 		pistol pete, pistol pete, name, 14 Dec 2008 20:17
when will his song ever be complete?

To Elling. 		pistol pete, pistol pete Elling, 14 Dec 2008 21:21
when the sun refuses to shine and birds dont tweet

To Nothing. 		pistol pete, pistol pete, name, 15 Dec 2008 00:54
asked for snow, but expected sleet.

To Elling. 		pistol pete, pistol pete Elling, 16 Dec 2008 00:44
desired intercourse with a parakeet

To Nothing. 		pistol pete, pistol pete, zappa, 17 Dec 2008 03:17
got it from the toilet seat. it jumped right up and grabbed his meat.

To Elling. 		pistol pete, pistol pete Elling, 17 Dec 2008 18:08
since that treat, his heart never did fleet from the parakeet....oh pistol pete

To Nothing. 		tweezerskitchen.here lolomg, 25 Okt 2008 16:32
my favorite one is the one where you pull nose hairs out of the guys nose with tweezers

To Elling. 		aww, that sounded so cute! Elling, 25 Okt 2008 22:05
just like when a child is forced to give a positive opinion on something...i used to find those type of things so traumatic, i had to lie about stuff that i just couldn't give a shit about.

To Nothing. 		Wow and you shoved a rolling pin Elling Hater, 26 Okt 2008 02:16
Up your cunt. Where it needs to be now you fuckin tart on 6 legs

To Elling. 		Your insult should be given... Elling, 27 Okt 2008 19:13
The Certificate of Logicalness

To Freakchicken. 		Kitchenkitchen.here Freakchicken, 11 Jul 2008 20:07
There are Elephants and Pumas in your kitchen??!!

To Nothing. 		HI.kitchen.here exhale, 05 Feb 2008 13:06
i don't know what this web about.But i like thie space! so fun.

To Nothing. 		what??kitchen.here bob, 04 Feb 2006 13:59
what on earth is this all about!?!

To Nothing. 		you portugal, 04 Feb 2006 14:16
get three guesses.

To Nothing. 		title9 name, 02 Mrt 2006 15:01
text96

To Linkdeath. 		meow Linkdeath, 05 Feb 2006 15:10
haha. fun.

To Nothing. 		stephanie stephanie, 05 Feb 2006 22:38
blah

To Fredbeav. 		Eat!kitchen.here Fredbeav, 04 Nov 2005 18:14
We could eat them all, well thats what Hes said, *points over where 'He' is standing*! Its really AMaZing, and so is He!!!.


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