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latijns:chrysomela caerulans - blauwe muntgoudhaan

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To Mork. 		Riddle me this: Mork, 06 Jun 2004 17:14
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

To Dawn. 		ummmmm Dawn, 06 Jun 2004 17:15
2nd Place?

To Mork. 		Yes! Mork, 06 Jun 2004 17:25
You'd be suprised how many people say, ''first place.''
Way to go, Dawn, you are wise beyond your years!

To Nothing. 		legless i am not a name i am a number, 07 Jun 2004 16:33
third place if you were running backwards

To Mork. 		Riddle me this: Mork, 06 Jun 2004 01:36
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

To Nonicname. 		seven Nonicname, 06 Jun 2004 02:37
all 7 are boys so 1/2 are boys as well as the other half

To Mork. 		Yes, you are correct! Mork, 06 Jun 2004 03:17
Way to go, no nick. You are wise beyond your years!

To Mascava. 		Another skin impersonator.... Mascava, 06 Jun 2004 11:32
OMG...OMG...OMG...

To Rosibutterfly. 		no one .. Rosibutterfly, 06 Jun 2004 12:38
can impersonate Skin!

To Saga. 		or... Saga, 06 Jun 2004 18:47
Rosi

To Rosibutterfly. 		or .. Rosibutterfly, 07 Jun 2004 04:22
Saga!

To Nonicname. 		trying Nonicname, 07 Jun 2004 07:25
to impersonate who i thought i was
i keep losing myself trying to find myself

To Mork. 		And the answer is... Mork, 02 Jun 2004 17:57
THE RIDDLE: A man walks up to you and says - ''everything I say to you is a lie.'' Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?
THE ANSWER: He's lying. Even though he's lying when he says ''everything'' he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.

To Rosibutterfly. 		Rosibutterfly, 03 Jun 2004 00:02
huh?

To Mork. 		dotcha get it? Mork, 03 Jun 2004 03:16
He says ''everything'' he says is a lie, but the truth is he only lies about ''some things.''
So, you see, he is lying, and this is one of those ''sometimes'' that he lies. It's impossible for his statement to be a true one.

To Rosibutterfly. 		nup ... Rosibutterfly, 03 Jun 2004 07:19

To Saga. 		. Saga, 03 Jun 2004 00:40
Huh II??

To Nothing. 		huh III? name, 03 Jun 2004 00:58
?

To Mork. 		Riddle me this: Mork, 31 Mei 2004 23:37
A man walks up to you and says - ''everything I say to you is a lie.''
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?

To Nothing. 		Billl, 01 Jun 2004 01:05
A true lyer

To Gillis. 		i don't give a shit Gillis, 01 Jun 2004 01:17
what this man says to me, i'll look him compassionately in the eye & pass him by, just like all the other jokers

To Gillis. 		for some reason Gillis, 01 Jun 2004 01:25
it is very important for u to get somewhere, somebody gave u directions upto a certain crossing w/ a house where a couple of identical twins live... ur spokesman told u 1 of the twins always lies, the other always tells the truth... u come to this house in a deserted forest... u knock at the door & a man appears... WHAT DO U ASK HIM & WHAT DO U DO?

To Rosibutterfly. 		Rosibutterfly, 01 Jun 2004 01:38
huh?

To Nothing. 		huh? gillis thanks ®-ozzi for saying 'huh?', 01 Jun 2004 02:33
u want to know which road to take & the road splits into two at the crossing (it always does)

To Nothing. 		junction gillishit!, 01 Jun 2004 02:52
translation is lagging behind... let him find out for himself later!

To Rosibutterfly. 		yeah ... Rosibutterfly, 01 Jun 2004 09:10
a crossing has four choices at least and if you lie down it makes your head ache.

To Omena. 		you ask him Omena, 01 Jun 2004 06:23
''Which direction will your brother tell me to take if I ask him?'' ... and when you are told the answer, you take the opposite direction. That will be the correct one for you to take to your destination.

To Rosibutterfly. 		Rosibutterfly, 01 Jun 2004 09:07
huh?

To Rosibutterfly. 		Rosibutterfly, 01 Jun 2004 09:08
(I like to say huh? a lot!!!!)

To Nothing. 		correct omena gillis bit dissapointed..., 01 Jun 2004 10:18
did u figure it out urself? why is this the answer?

To Nothing. 		the truth is go left explainer, 01 Jun 2004 11:13
the brother who lies will tell you his brother will tell you to go right and the brother who tells the truth will tell you that his brother will lie and tell you to right. Got it?

To Rosibutterfly. 		tsss ... Rosibutterfly, 01 Jun 2004 12:25
as well!

To Omena. 		figured it out Omena, 01 Jun 2004 14:16
by experience, gillis. I'm always going down ''The Road Not Taken'' -- and let me tell you, the reason it's not taken is that it's full the droppings of large domestic animals!

To Gillis. 		no shit?! Gillis, 01 Jun 2004 15:40
i'm a traveller on the way off the beam too...

To Dawn. 		Sorry Ommie..... Dawn, 01 Jun 2004 15:51
I will have a word with Jenny about that :)

To Omena. 		and AAA Omena, 01 Jun 2004 21:26
sure doesn't make any maps for these byways, right?

To Gillis. 		thank the higher power Gillis, 01 Jun 2004 22:50
(in the way u think about it) AA provides 12 not-so-easy-to-follow steps for getting on w/ the journey (& ''a 1000 mile trip starts under ur feet'')

To Rosibutterfly. 		Rosibutterfly, 01 Jun 2004 01:39
YES

To Sis. 		I fake a sneeze... Sis, 01 Jun 2004 05:42
''Buhllshhht''... excuse me, I must be going now.

To Mici. 		:) Mici, 01 Jun 2004 07:14
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

To Mici. 		please no maths.... Mici, 01 Jun 2004 07:13
I never liked maths, especially not some logical understanding....so don't count on me on this domain...:)

To Mork. 		The answer is... Mork, 02 Jun 2004 17:56
THE RIDDLE:
A man walks up to you and says - ''everything I say to you is a lie.''
Is he telling you the truth or is he lying?
--------------------------------------------

THE ANSWER:
He's lying. Even though he's lying when he says ''everything'' he says is a lie, some of the things he says can be a lie, and this is one of them.

To Mork. 		The Dating Game Mork, 22 Mei 2004 16:27
Okay bugs, if you could choose one person to go out on a date with, any person, living or dead, real or fictional, who would it be and where would you go and what would you do?

To Dawn. 		David Kinsman Dawn, 22 Mei 2004 16:48
My friend David died nearly two years ago. I didn't get the chance to say goodbye. I really would love to go out to lunch with him just one more time and get the chance to say goodbye.

To Mork. 		Awww... Mork, 22 Mei 2004 17:27
That is so sweet. I wish you could, too. One day there will be a reunion.

To Rosibutterfly. 		Niels ... Rosibutterfly, 22 Mei 2004 17:07
'sensation black' ~ hardcore trance, wearing black leather, cfm boots, silver chains, buckles, studs, rings. Dance, dance and dance some more ...

To Buzulefazul. 		No, Rosi. I am sorry. Buzulefazul, 22 Mei 2004 21:38
It is I who shall be dating Niels. I must be patient while he designs the outfit for our date. Gonna get me some tulip from the Holland boy! Hahaha...

To Rosibutterfly. 		get in line lil Bub ... Rosibutterfly, 23 Mei 2004 00:35
if there is anything left after I have finished with him, you are most welcome.

To Nothing. 		haha funnyboy, 23 Mei 2004 01:33
haha

To Nothing. 		sorry baz, www.keukenhof.nl, 23 Mei 2004 01:47
for you no tulip, not even seed...

To Sis. 		I just want to watch Sis, 23 Mei 2004 07:19
both dates....

To Tomthumb. 		Paula Tomthumb, 22 Mei 2004 19:11
Paula was my wife and childhood sweetheart. Just over a year ago she died tragically in a motorway pileup on the M6, in fog. Needless to say, I would have a candlelit dinner with her just one more time and get the chance to say goodbye. Thankfully, I have a 12 year old son, without whom I would have packed my bags and followed my darling Paula back to heaven.

To Buzulefazul. 		That is beautiful. Buzulefazul, 22 Mei 2004 21:42
It is wonderful to hear that there is still light in your life. I think that we all have things to be thankful for, things that keep us going.

To Tomthumb. 		That is beautiful. Tomthumb, 22 Mei 2004 21:49
Yes - there is Light. And I have seen Paula, albeit briefly. She smiled and told me in her dulcet, gentle voice that she lives in a place that is free from pain, and of tears. And there is no growing old in that place that which is called heaven.

To Mightymite. 		seffie Mightymite, 23 Mei 2004 23:29
she is fantastic... se makes me warm no other bug does (not even you baz, sorry...hehe). Doesn't matter where we go, as long as we go...

To Mork. 		Does anyone ever go to the sink anymore? Mork, 20 Mei 2004 02:35
Well....do they?

To Chloebatty. 		Does anyone ever go to the sink anymore? Chloebatty, 20 Mei 2004 04:03
she does

To Sis. 		I does Sis, 20 Mei 2004 05:36
I do... im addicted... ugh

To Rosibutterfly. 		me too... Rosibutterfly, 20 Mei 2004 10:26
but I am on rations. So far, so good.

To Sel. 		i did today Sel, 20 Mei 2004 15:14
But didn´t see any off my nice bug friends.
Wish you were all in the sink to feel back home again. Have to smile alone while waiting for you in the sink

To Sel. 		I was in the sink today Sel, 20 Mei 2004 15:16
But didn´t see any off my nice bug friends.
Wish you were all in the sink to feel back home again. Have to smile alone while waiting for you in the sink

To Mork. 		Did I miss something? Mork, 18 Mei 2004 19:24
Is Baz leaving us? Is this a temporary absence? I'm confused.

To Buzulefazul. 		Oh, God. Buzulefazul, 18 Mei 2004 19:37
It really doesn't matter all that much, bugs. Grr.

To Sis. 		Ah! Sis, 18 Mei 2004 21:31
But you matter to us bugs... :)

To Chloebatty. 		Oh, God. Chloebatty, 19 Mei 2004 06:09
I see red, not pink! Bazul dear are you really leaving us? Shit what a bummer. Now you listen hear you bearded pant-eating old moth, you get ure ass back down here damn pronto or Chloebatty will come and clothe you in your very favourite colour. You know what that is, dontcha? Yeah, thought you did. Foe the benefit of our more dimmer mites, the colour is...PINK. hee hee, PINK PINK PINK - BUGS IN THE SINK!

To Mork. 		I can't wait!bugpool.here Mork, 14 Mei 2004 01:20
I especially can't wait until I lay my first egg!

To Sis. 		Ummm Sis, 14 Mei 2004 01:23
That just sounds wrong on so many levels Mork...

To Rosibutterfly. 		will you ... Rosibutterfly, 14 Mei 2004 03:19
need someone to hatch it for you Morkie?

To Buzulefazul. 		Oh, he's going to grow up Buzulefazul, 14 Mei 2004 03:54
to be so handsome!

To Mork. 		''Aw, Mork, 07 Mei 2004 21:04
youth is wasted on the wrong people!''

To Sisafly. 		And stray cats Sisafly, 07 Mei 2004 21:33
who hiss at you when you give them food...

To Buzulefazul. 		Someone can take about Buzulefazul, 08 Mei 2004 00:08
seven years of mine... then maybe I won't be fourteen anymore. *kick* I glare at you, Miss Rosi!

To Mork. 		H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y B A Z! ! ! Mork, 05 Mei 2004 19:28
yOU GOTTA MOVE QUICK IN THE BUG WORLD. DAMNED IF SEVERAL OTHER BUGS DIDN'T BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH...HAPPY HAPPY -- THE BIG -- TWO -- ONE!!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A DAY AND NIGHT OF WILD ABANDON, AND AN EXCRUCIATING HANGOVER IN THE MORNING! BEST REGARDS, MORK

To Buzulefazul. 		Hahaha... Buzulefazul, 06 Mei 2004 03:40
Thank you, Sir Mork. Unfortunately I have exams to think about, and will not be celebrating for a good while. Everyone here has been very... enthusiastic... shall I say? Haha... thank you, thank you all.


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