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To Tomthumb. 		Well, what a damn good laugh Tomthumb, 18 Jul 2004 22:22
this bugs site's turned out to be! Heh heh! I'm staying, I don't care, others can think and say what they bloody well like. The main good thing about this site, is that anyone can be any person they like. Who cares? It's NobodyHere.com and that's because basically we are nobodys. Now I have, as 'Tom' as much damnright to be here as anyone else, and if Jogchem the site owner doesn't want me here, then he can do as he wishes.
I got friends in this place, whatever. They're good friends, too. Now as for the rest, you just go stuff your cats, okay? Meanwhile, the COAL CAPTAIN will, in future, be shovelling CATS into his boilers, heh heh! Night all. xxxxx

To Nothing. 		France's gain is our loss ...... .... but I'm not one of them, 18 Jul 2004 22:36
Cats are not the point. We all indulge in an amount of play acting. It’s when you invent fictitious family stories and try to play on the sympathy of others – that’s when you cross the boundary. As you say you have lots of good friends – I’m sure they will give you the support you need.

To Nothing. 		He did have He just lost this one., 18 Jul 2004 22:50
the odd friend, but I think maybe he just lost them.

To Nothing. 		wow! GARCON! ca fait combien, 19 Jul 2004 15:49
man were only talkin bout cats here. tomthumb dont like em, but i do, you do, we do who do, they do, vu doo, and if i havnt a clue what france has got to do with this then please do excuse me. Now, wheres my pint im going...

To Thequest. 		hi bugs!!!!!!! Thequest, 02 Dec 2004 21:09
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

www.seekw3.com/web.directory/

To Statusok. 		♫♫ Merry Christmas ♫♫ ♫♫ Merry Christmas Statusok, 04 Dec 2004 16:24
♫♫ Merry Christmas ♫♫ ♫♫ Merry Christmas ♫♫

To Lookko. 		hi Lookko, 06 Feb 2005 01:52
k paza. Greetings

www.dir-e.com/World/pt/

To Tomthumb. 		Ahoy there, Landscrubbers! Tomthumb, 14 Jul 2004 22:56
The COAL CAPTAIN wishes to set sail north of Ireland with a belly full of laughs and his mite minions sweating their BOLLOCKS OFF down in the boiler room. **Coal Captain welds flat shovel threatening mutineers* Who wants to sail?

To Nothing. 		Aaaarrrgggh WannaWrastle,Sailor?, 15 Jul 2004 04:18
'Twas on the Goodship Venus
by Christ you should've seen us
The figure 'ead
Was a whore in bed
And the mast a massive Penis

Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuckall else to do!

To Nothing. 		Hi Bett, 15 Jul 2004 15:26
Chloe, how are you today?

To Tomthumb. 		Tree out of house Tomthumb, 14 Jul 2004 08:13
and all repaired, and running well. So how's all my fellow bugs been? And how's Dawn?

To Rosibutterfly. 		hiya Tom ... Rosibutterfly, 14 Jul 2004 09:09
wondered what had happened to you, welcome back!

To Dawn. 		Hi Tom Dawn, 14 Jul 2004 16:38
I am fine thanks, nice to see you back.

To Tomthumb. 		Hi Tom Tomthumb, 14 Jul 2004 17:48
Thanks very much - both of you. The house got badly damaged in a recent storm, but luckily the insurance paid up. Work is busy and I'm rushed off my little buggy legs. I can only visit the sink briefly, due to work load. I'll see when I can.
Lots of love

To Saga. 		hi TT Saga, 14 Jul 2004 21:11
just remember....NEVER yell ''TIMBBBERR'' in the house. It scares the trees into doing it!

To Tomthumb. 		been told I act my shoe size Tomthumb, 28 Jun 2004 18:00
is this a common problem to bugs?

To Dawn. 		hmmmm Dawn, 28 Jun 2004 18:32
do bugs actually wear shoes?

To Tomthumb. 		Little slippers Tomthumb, 28 Jun 2004 21:44
I think mine are size 10

To Dawn. 		ah Dawn, 28 Jun 2004 22:40
tiny pink slippers, size 5 for me.

To Sis. 		my feet are friggin' huge! Sis, 29 Jun 2004 07:41
so maybe i am acting my age... NOT!

To Tunes. 		Sis Friggin' Huge Feet Tunes, 30 Jun 2004 04:16
Let's just say that when she was a kid, I bought her shoes, then threw them out and tied the boxes to her feet!! hehe...not really. She's got gorgeous feet....and gorgeous feetures! :) Chip off the old block..I hope! Her Mom loves her! Take care sweetie...I'll talk with ya soon.
MommyTunes o/

To Blaatman. 		Blaatman, 29 Jun 2004 14:30
Size 13 US or 48 Euro. Draw your own conclusions.

To Saga. 		and I've been told.... Saga, 29 Jun 2004 20:55
one can judge a man's penis by the size of his shoes. WATCH OUT FOR BLAATMAN :))))))))))))

To Dawn. 		I have heard that too..... Dawn, 29 Jun 2004 21:27
How Big !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Nothing. 		It's true.... Pipo the Clown, 29 Jun 2004 22:33

To Rosibutterfly. 		I prefer .. Rosibutterfly, 30 Jun 2004 09:59
.. to use the hand as a size guide. Mine ... ha ha ha .. !!

To Skin. 		You know what they say of Skin, 30 Jun 2004 14:39
men with large feet... (they need large shoes, of course...)

To Tomthumb. 		Amaretto biscuits Tomthumb, 28 Jun 2004 13:33
mmmmm!

To Dawn. 		yuk, amaretto ........... Dawn, 28 Jun 2004 17:51
Chocolate Digestives mmmmmmmmm

To Tomthumb. 		BRILL Holiday, then a storm... Tomthumb, 26 Jun 2004 21:49
...brought a tree down on my house. I was sitting by the fire, as the biggest summer storm for 70 years ripped through my county to send a BLOODY GREAT oak tree into my sitting room. One of its branches narrowly missed me, to hit instead the stove, sending up a shower of sparks not dissimilar to the COAL CAPTAIN'S boiler inferno, where his dutiful mites stoked the hellfires of SKIN'S PIRATE SHIP.
I live to tell this tale because I am a lucky bugger. Lucky, because the Swan 59 we sailed nearly hit a local WOG BOAT full of (presumably) ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS OF BLUNKETT FAMILY TREE that passed on the wrong side of the helm.
SKIN,DAWN AND ROSI I WANNA SAIL THE HIGH SEAS AGAIN!!!

To Dawn. 		It was a bit... Dawn, 26 Jun 2004 22:38
windy on Wednesday wasn't it Tom :)

To Tomthumb. 		It was a bit... Tomthumb, 26 Jun 2004 23:34
Yes, but WHO ate the baked beans? Must've been the American's cos the wind came from there.

To Dawn. 		That would explain... Dawn, 26 Jun 2004 23:46
the world shortage of baked beans and other pulses last week. It appears that the severe wind has also blown a hole in the earths crust somewhere up the M1.

To Nothing. 		my word!! oily rag, 27 Jun 2004 02:10
not up the M1!!! about as dastardly as a seamen being blown ashore!

To Tomthumb. 		Poem intro (Tom returns) Tomthumb, 20 Jun 2004 22:57
Theres a flock of seagulls blasting in my ear
Fog on the windows sheilds out fear
As a heard of leaves dance across the street
I cross the lines and feel bumps under my feet
The car is whipped and past the trees
Windy weather is all I see

Windy weather I adore
Pushes me down and throws open the door
Cut the power
Down the lines
Blackness falls
I feel alive

I stand and stare and watch the sky
Catch the raindrops in my eyes
Feel them melting through my soul
Outside with nature and I feel whole

To Nonicname. 		inside Nonicname, 20 Jun 2004 23:57
without you i feel like a vacant hole beyond the void
you dearest pulled the magick carpeting from under me
leaving me red and trampled on
dig your heels in like only you and your soul (s) can

To Rosibutterfly. 		outside ... Rosibutterfly, 21 Jun 2004 14:53
Today I saw a little worm, wriggling on his belly. ~Perhaps he'd like to come inside and see what's on the telly. ~ Spike Milligan

To Tomthumb. 		Any DRUGS brought onboard Tomthumb, 08 Jun 2004 09:52
by mites and sprites and they shall be dealt a severe blow on the head, by the flat end of The Coal Captain's SHOVEL, and then they shalt be consigned to the HELLFIRE of his 500C catalictic OVEN

To Tomthumb. 		All aboard me hearties!!!! Tomthumb, 08 Jun 2004 07:05
It be The Coal Captainn here, with Skin, and Sergi, and Rosi, and cute little SIS in her body-huggin, hourglass supersexy Vivian Westwood black corset, n mite ass-whip, so get ya COAL SHOVELS out with your YA-YAAS, parrots, Ipods wot r nicked from da humans, and let us SET SAIL!
Let us pillage all humans! Oohh-arrrr, me heartless hearties,the sprites n mites are working like trojans dahn below as Rosi baby swings the helm hard O port.. Skin get thee ships biscuits oot wid our mugs of tea, a sailing we will go, tough that Nicky's too slow on the uptake ;-)

To Tomthumb. 		All aboard me hearties!!!! Tomthumb, 08 Jun 2004 07:09
Anchor's OOP! Swing the line, hey you dafties give us your hand, we're sailing off to the Promised Land. So grab ya cannonballs and clutch bags, set your barometers and fasten your corsets! OI Bazul get your ass up here in the fo'c'sle, get your pipe lite and dance a light fandango to the sight of MORK and SAGA's bug eyes glowing in the twilight of the dawn of a bright new day.
Oh, what ROLLOCKS, I hear you mutter. . .

To Sis. 		Hell yah... Sis, 08 Jun 2004 07:15

To Tomthumb. 		Hell yah... Tomthumb, 08 Jun 2004 07:53
**Coal Captain presents SIS with a fine box of dark CHOCOLATE covered MITES.**
Hey Rosi, Saga and all, what choccies do ya want? We even got choccie-coated Ipods if ya want. Just leave the ARTICHOKES down in the hold...

To Rosibutterfly. 		OY .... !!! Rosibutterfly, 08 Jun 2004 10:36
are you forgetting who is the Cap'n? HE said we sail on the 9th. Get back in your coal hole ya lil varmint!

To Mascava. 		get right back Mascava, 08 Jun 2004 12:24
you are misbehaving and you will pay for it!

To Tomthumb. 		Bugs' Paradise: Tomthumb, 06 Jun 2004 19:05
A vase of flowers, and a nice fat sandwich left over by a human, and some sweet ice cream

To Nothing. 		neomysia oblongoguttata Tomthumb, 07 Jun 2004 04:33
NREE


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