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To Skin. 		AND NOW FOR SOMETHING ELSE... Skin, 14 Jul 2004 19:53
This is by far one of the silliest links you can find on the web – just to get you started here are a few things you can say to the chicken: ''sit'' ''fly'' ''jump'' ''strip'' ''get lost'' ''read a book'' ''play dead'' ''roll over'' if you find anything interesting – please let me know…

subservientchicken.com/

To Starr. 		I didn't know Starr, 15 Jul 2004 00:34
chickens could read type-written commands!!! : D

To Nothing. 		He also name, 15 Jul 2004 16:21
stands on his hands, and cartwheels!!

To Mork. 		that poor chicken Mork, 15 Jul 2004 02:46
never gets a moment's rest

To Nothing. 		he also does: JeptheBug, 15 Jul 2004 04:07
Go Fish!

To Tomthumb. 		AND NOW FOR SOMETHING ELSE... Tomthumb, 15 Jul 2004 13:12
LOL - I've seen it. Try telling chicken to GO AND DUMP. It goes ballistic, hahaha

To Nothing. 		Hi Bett, 15 Jul 2004 15:27
Chloe, how are you today?

To Dawn. 		I tried .... WANK Dawn, 15 Jul 2004 16:36
but chickens obviously don't do that because he just stood there.

To Nothing. 		clever chicken: gillis all wanked out..., 15 Jul 2004 23:58
took a short-cut; result's the same...

To Starr. 		Well, I told him to lay an egg... Starr, 17 Jul 2004 02:48
and he tried, but he couldn't do THAT either!

To Starr. 		Maybe the chicken's a she... Starr, 17 Jul 2004 02:50
But I told it to lay an egg, and it tried, but it couldn't do THAT either!!

To Starr. 		Maybe the chicken's a she.... Starr, 17 Jul 2004 02:52
but I told it to lay an egg, and it tried, but it couldn't do THAT either!!

To Sis. 		Snoop Chicky-Chick Sis, 15 Jul 2004 19:30
He can rap like a supa-dupa MC! (thats mighty chicken...)

To Carlux. 		:) Carlux, 16 Jul 2004 08:44
nice site. congrats.

www.softvisionis.com/

To Lookko. 		hi Lookko, 06 Feb 2005 02:00
k paza carlux

www.i-une.org/World/en/

To Statusok. 		♫♫ Merry Christmas ♫♫ Statusok, 04 Dec 2004 16:18
♫♫ Merry Christmas ♫♫ ♫♫ Merry Christmas ♫♫ ♫♫ Merry Christmas ♫♫

To Beezcolor. 		hi Beezcolor, 08 Dec 2004 00:27
happy celebrations insects greetings

To Skin. 		BACK FROM ABSENTIA Skin, 14 Jul 2004 19:49
Greetings!
Been a while, much has happened. I got a new job, actually it's more or less the same job I had only in a larger company (they tripled my salary!), this thing is a time eating monster, I barely sleep.
It's nice to see that you guys are still here.
Check my next posting...

To Starr. 		Nice to meet you, Skin, cool post! : ) Starr, 15 Jul 2004 00:35
But...
It's interesting how triple salary=time-eating monster job : S

To Saga. 		welcome back Skin Saga, 15 Jul 2004 00:44
Do they need a new snee? Have hopper legs will travel.

To Mork. 		hmmm Mork, 15 Jul 2004 02:49
I'd like a job with triple the salary and work about 10 hrs/week instead of 60.

To Starr. 		NOW Starr, 15 Jul 2004 16:26
you're TALKING!!! : )

To Skin. 		Dear gent. bugs and lady bugs Skin, 01 Jul 2004 20:31
Rossi posted a link of some cute lizard singing - titles ''a pocket full of smiles'' or something like that, it got me thinking about smiles. I started a small research and came across some interesting things - check the attached link and let me know how well did you score (I did 19...)
Have a good weekend y'all...

www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/

To Nothing. 		I scored 13 whayaname, 01 Jul 2004 20:32
unlucky number...

To Balkbatty. 		Balkbatty, 01 Jul 2004 21:23
17

To Dawn. 		Dawn, 01 Jul 2004 21:30
14

To Nothing. 		:D, 01 Jul 2004 21:38
na.na.na.na-nineteen ..

To Nothing. 		could you be.... non believer, 01 Jul 2004 23:05
telling pork pies there mate?

To Starr. 		I'm ashamed to say... Starr, 02 Jul 2004 01:02
I only scored 10 out of 20 :o

To Mork. 		um... Mork, 02 Jul 2004 05:40
11

To Sis. 		13 Sis, 02 Jul 2004 07:31
and the cute boy tricked me...*pout*

To Skin. 		cute ones always do... Skin, 02 Jul 2004 13:46
Curse on their heads!

To Rosibutterfly. 		7 .... Rosibutterfly, 02 Jul 2004 09:03
I thought they were all FAKE .... hahaha (that's a fake one too)

To Blackeyedpea. 		14 Blackeyedpea, 03 Jul 2004 09:57
same as Dawn, one more than Sis, and twice as much as Rosi...

To Rosibutterfly. 		: ) Rosibutterfly, 03 Jul 2004 11:29
now here's a real one for the blackeyed sweet pea!!!

To Blackeyedpea. 		thanks Rosi Blackeyedpea, 03 Jul 2004 12:56
miss you too... :D

To Skin. 		P.S. Skin, 24 Jun 2004 12:59
Where is my naughty granny?

To Akula. 		she's after my life!! Akula, 24 Jun 2004 13:36
get yer gran'ma off my back cap'n!! she's been hounding me claiming we're related! Would you please explain to her, we're no such thing?!?!?

To Skin. 		Are you sure? Skin, 24 Jun 2004 17:45
I would love to have you around on Friday dinners and all that. it's a very cool family, and more imprtant than all - Excellent food(!!!). I have not seen her lately thou I would like to have a little chat with her and once and for all determine the true nature of our reltaionship.

To Akula. 		sorry, cap'n!! Akula, 25 Jun 2004 13:47
am otherwise engaged on friday night! ;o) the excellenmt food, and particularly the famous chicken soup notwithstanding - i am afraid i must decline with great regret. :`( later, perhaps, cap'n? i look for'ard to the honour of dining with wou in The Lesbian Seagulls wardroom. i trust the menu there will be no less delectable! ...and, oh, the wines too!

To Rosibutterfly. 		I hope you mean ... Rosibutterfly, 25 Jun 2004 16:15
in the Cap'n's cabin Akula, the wardroom is strictly for the plebs!

To Skin. 		You gotta' love em' ''doors'' Skin, 24 Jun 2004 12:57
who else than Jim could make lyrics like ''The blue bus is callin' us'' sound sane?
for those of you interested - The link contains the rest of the song's lyrics.
If you don't have it - I sincerely recommend downloading the track using any P2P service, since the band is not active these days the only one that looses money from it is the record company.


www.purelyrics.com/index.php?lyrics=timloonz

To Nothing. 		link? gillink, 24 Jun 2004 13:23
link?

To Rosibutterfly. 		it Rosibutterfly, 24 Jun 2004 15:49
was here before... who took it away?

To Skin. 		=[ Skin, 18 Jun 2004 11:42
So badly ill, my fever won't come down, yesterday I've reached 41.0C, the more the fever rises the more things look like a Xerox of a Xerox of a Xerox... You loose details, voices seems as if they were shouted out from the bottom of a barrel, slowly echoing their ways into my mind... I hate being sick.

To Skin. 		=] Skin, 18 Jun 2004 11:46
The good thing is that despite being relatively old (26), my mom makes me the best chicken soup whenever I am sick, some say - ''a soup to die for'' I say ''a soup to die with''...
Cheerz ya'll, Shalom and TGIF

To Nothing. 		~~~~~~~~~~~~ inspector corpse, 18 Jun 2004 13:11
i know a 26 year old but he is definitly not a yid

To Nothing. 		well yid, 19 Jun 2004 14:48
nobody is perfect

To Akula. 		blistering barnacles!!! Akula, 18 Jun 2004 13:18
'lo cap'n! i hear you are ailing... how goes it ancient (at 26) mariner? won't take that 'soup to die with' bit too far, will you? the lesbian seagull would be adrift without you - facing the mite-y seas alone... now, can't have that, can we? i'll be off-duty for the next couple of days.. tis' my b'day tommorow ( :-) i'm turning 24, w00t)... and headed of to a small island (not far from here), reputed to have a nice beach. updates after i land back. cheers cap'n. get better and good huntin'! signin off fer now! yer firs' gunner, yarr!

To Rosibutterfly. 		happy .. happy birthday ... Rosibutterfly, 18 Jun 2004 13:57
to you Akula .. may there be festivities galore around you tomorrow. I'll light a candle for you here and make a wish on your behalf.

To Akula. 		aww! thanks rosi! Akula, 21 Jun 2004 11:43
had a brilliant birthday.. and i'm sorry i missed the splats.. THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! concerning my behaviour i'll quote my companion on the jaunt... ''Growing OLDER has NOTHING to do with growing UP in your case!!!'' hilarious, i thought - tho it took a while to calm her down again..!

To Rosibutterfly. 		take my advice Akula ... Rosibutterfly, 21 Jun 2004 12:01
(no one else does...) never, ever grow up .. and deny growing older whenever you can!

To Skin. 		MAZAL TOV AKULA!!!! Skin, 18 Jun 2004 14:09
(MAZAL TOV= congratulations /good-luck), 24 is such a good age! hope you make the best of it, enjoy the best of luck, get rich, enjoy good health, get laid often, kick back, eat good soups, bring joy to people, party hard, live long and prosper, and most important of all - be happy :]

To Akula. 		salyut kapitan! Akula, 21 Jun 2004 11:36
thank you, cap'n! it was a brilliant birthday... one of the most brilliant outings i've ever had (on my birthday, at least) corks were popped, bottles were emptied and odes sung to the ocean... a birthday befitting a sailor! neighbours were somewhat 'bugged' .. till we convinced them to join in. cheers, cap'n.. hope u'r better...

To Saga. 		Oh HAPPY DAY... Saga, 18 Jun 2004 17:35
A cork will be popped here in your honor. Catch it on the beach.

To Akula. 		thank you!! Akula, 21 Jun 2004 11:31
thanks a toone saga! had a brilliant birthday on the beach! and yea, corks were popped! a momentous day in a bugs lfe, wouldn't you say?

To Rosibutterfly. 		well ... Rosibutterfly, 18 Jun 2004 13:58
with your Mum's chicken soup and my magic faerie dust, you must be better already Cap'n Sir!

To Skin. 		Thank's for the Magic Skin, 18 Jun 2004 14:12
Rosi, be sure it will not be forgotten easily...(probably because of the tail I grew...)

To Rosibutterfly. 		ha ha ... Rosibutterfly, 18 Jun 2004 15:45
sorry Cap'n Sir ... forgot to warn you about that!

To Nothing. 		skin #1 fan, 18 Jun 2004 17:21
skin skin you're so fine / you're so fine you blow my mind / you are so sexy i'd do you anytime / and i don't care if the next line won't rhyme / skin let's have sex

To Sis. 		Im too sexy for the sink.... Sis, 19 Jun 2004 05:52
too sexy for the sink, and the ship that just might sink...

To Dawn. 		I've got that sinking feeling, Dawn, 19 Jun 2004 09:19
oh oh that sinking feeling. I've got that sinking feeling, as the ship goes down.... wo..o..o wo

To Nothing. 		... name, 19 Jun 2004 10:55
why..err...thank you...SIR....

To Saga. 		I am sending... Saga, 18 Jun 2004 17:41
Captain Morgan over with a brew that will knock the sick right outa ya...(and probably the soup).
STAY WELL my friend.

To Skin. 		10x Saga Skin, 19 Jun 2004 11:03
to you! *raises up jug and swallows the whole content in one sip* *coughs* Strong stuff, what's in it?

To Saga. 		10X RUM... Saga, 19 Jun 2004 16:25
...and a secret Rosi mix ''fix''

To Skin. 		Deep Physics: Skin, 15 Jun 2004 12:51
We know we can transform material into energy.
We also know that we can turn energy into time.
Now if we take a certain period of time, let's say - ONE DAY, turn that day into energy, turn the energy into a material in a liquidic status - and boil that liquid in a large pot - we would get THE SOUP OF THE DAY.
(I reallllly got to start taking those medications...) Sorry for that and thank you for baring with me up to here.

To Nothing. 		Funny guy spite # 76, 15 Jun 2004 12:52
funny guy indeed

To Nothing. 		spite # 17, 15 Jun 2004 18:48
Spite # 76 does not exist. Spites go up to # 23.

To Nothing. 		next time spite # 76, 15 Jun 2004 21:01
you say that i dont exists and I will kick your ass!!! you are worst than social security - they don't beleive that i was born, but at least they never got to see me... but you... after posting a massage on the board you still cliam that i do not exist?!?! outrageous!!!
of course I exist!!!!
I THINK THEREFORE I AM... your bearocratic system cannot bring me down!!!!!!
#76
#76
#76
#76!

To Strider. 		spites Strider, 15 Jun 2004 21:26
can think? news to me...

To Nothing. 		spite # 11, 15 Jun 2004 23:52
get a live

To Nothing. 		spite #23, 15 Jun 2004 23:53
life

To Nothing. 		alfred hitchcock was a man of mystery LoL, 15 Jun 2004 14:00
we know that we can turn water into wine. We also know that we can turns brains into faggots. we certainly know that we can turn peoples words into audio recordings, or is that bullshit (into words that is). damn neighbours. Now if we can take a man with some brains and give him some water to make him talk, we've got a good chance of ending up with a pissed man talking bullshit for all those faggots who like to listen.

To Nothing. 		make name, 15 Jun 2004 15:01
textone day today and rember yesterday when our post card crushes were imbeded in feather pillows beds and heads in secrest whispers and shimpers ---yours alice

To Nothing. 		dorris name, 15 Jun 2004 16:44
u stupid slag

To Nothing. 		cute name, 15 Jun 2004 18:37
you are
and making not a bit of sense as i am
sure
not
sour sour sour

To Akula. 		forget the soup! Akula, 16 Jun 2004 08:43
The Lesbian Seagull shall sail forth on a sea of the aforementioned energy-time-liquid, her sails filled by winds agiated by the time - memories, the present and future - a whrlpool of liquid time swirling beneath. Waves of time hitting shores dragging some into the future, some into the past - and returning a few into the present. Where will it take me? back to detention, i expect. .... hey cap'n what meds are u toking? i think i need to imbibe...

To Skin. 		And that is it for today... Skin, 12 Jun 2004 22:57
I trust you all are having a good weekend.

To Dawn. 		The weekend..... Dawn, 12 Jun 2004 23:28
is going ok thanks Skin.

To Skin. 		a reason Skin, 12 Jun 2004 22:54
Razors pain you /
Rivers are damp /
Acids stain you /
and drugs cause cramp /

Guns aren't lawful /
Nooses give /
Gas smells awful /
you might as well live /

To Paranoid. 		typ Paranoid, 20 Jun 2004 09:12
I thought about learning Dutch, but then I remembered I was a zebra, and we can’t speak any language . I suppose I could have a voice synthesizer like Stephen Hawking, but if I did that I would feel compelled to sit in a wheelchair to feel the part. But then, if I did that, people might stare at me … is that because they perceive me to be disabled (though I would only be “acting the part”) or because it is unusual to see a zebra in a wheelchair ? Who can tell ? In the spirit of breaking down this prejudice between languages, you can look at the Stephen Hawking website in both Dutch http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking and also English http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking and many other languages. Unfortunately there is not one reference to zebras. Incidentally, did you know that the plural of zebra is zebra – how confusing is that ? Why will none of the other zebra have anything to do with me ?

To Paranoid. 		typ Paranoid, 20 Jun 2004 09:25
I thought about learning Dutch, but then I remembered I was a zebra, and we can’t speak any language . I suppose I could have a voice synthesizer like Stephen Hawking, but if I did that I would feel compelled to sit in a wheelchair to get into the role . But then, if I did that, people might stare at me … is that because they perceive me to be disabled (though I would only be role playing) or because it is unusual to see a zebra in a wheelchair ? Who can tell ?. What would happen if someone asked me to explain the origin of the universe – is “doh” an acceptable answer ? Incidentally, did you know that the plural of zebra is zebra AND zebras – how confusing is that ? Are you any relation to Ringo Starr – he was a beetle as well ? Why will none of the other zebra have anything to do with me ? I need my zebra medicine now . Later.

To Skin. 		a conversation Skin, 12 Jun 2004 22:47
''You know son, if you masterbate often enough you will go blind''
''Over here dad''


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