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To Skin. 		a T-shirt: Skin, 12 Jun 2004 22:46
''Spear Britney''

To Skin. 		a headline: Skin, 12 Jun 2004 22:44
Dyslexia for cure found!

To Skin. 		a quote Skin, 12 Jun 2004 22:38
''The dumber people think you are - the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them...''
I did not say it but it makes sense to me...

To Skin. 		When I die Skin, 10 Jun 2004 10:30
I want to die just like grandma did - peacefully in her sleep, not screaming like the passengers in her car.

To Skin. 		I spoke with the creator Skin, 09 Jun 2004 13:50
and Jogchem said that our sail must be posponed untill he launches the new board... So all you bugs will serve as reserve forces until then.

To Skin. 		I must say TAHNK YOU to... Skin, 09 Jun 2004 13:53
Rosi for being sexier when tied to the mast than a stripper on a poll…Nimrod for being a passive Cabin boy…Nimrod's mom for being the coal captain's sex toy… Vaaknin for dancing the Polka… Cryptocheilus for being a gunner… tomthumb for unforgetable times in the coal room (*wink wink*) … sis for being Feisty Wench and one of the most amazing bugs ever (mE LiKE SiS!)… Baazulebub for ballabering… THE AMAZING SAGA who made the impossible and put the X in the word ''seX'' … Strider for cooking errrr something … Dawn for dusting parrots … Jancock for being the Doc(UMENT?) … all the spites that gave their lifes to be used as coal down at the coal chamber (RIP)… Adora and her special skills…MASCAVA for not hurting anyone…Baxter for earning his position in the ship fare and square (nothing to do with Rosi…)…Natalya for being the newest member of ther crew…

To Skin. 		Again - THANK YOU Skin, 09 Jun 2004 13:59
I never thought that my crazy dream would receive such hilarious responses.
It's an honor being a bug among creatures such as yourselves.
Cheerse.
Shalom ya'll...

To Skin. 		P.S. Skin, 09 Jun 2004 14:03
This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R would be eliminated.

To Skin. 		And the ship's name is... Skin, 09 Jun 2004 14:04
''The Lessbian Seagull'' (one day we could all ride the Lessbian seagull...)

To Mascava. 		You are welcome Mascava, 09 Jun 2004 15:05
anytime

To Nothing. 		MUTINY: spite # 1, 09 Jun 2004 16:07
WE WON'T SLAVE FOR YOU!!!

To Mascava. 		shut up and row Mascava, 09 Jun 2004 16:17
madafaka

To Nothing. 		No, spite #14, 09 Jun 2004 17:23
absolutely not!!

To Nothing. 		spite # 21, 09 Jun 2004 17:24
agreed brother, this spiteploitation

To Nothing. 		It's horrible, spite # 3, 09 Jun 2004 18:56
this is a strike!!!!!

To Nothing. 		spite # 3, 09 Jun 2004 18:58
Way to go # 1!

To Nothing. 		SPITES UNITE!!! spite # 18, 09 Jun 2004 19:13
SPIETS STRIKE!!!!!

To Nothing. 		spite # 18, 09 Jun 2004 19:14
SPITES STRIKE!!!

To Nothing. 		spite # 11, 09 Jun 2004 19:29
It's a crying shame

To Nothing. 		Im not spite # 19, 09 Jun 2004 19:32
gonna row for these arrogant piratebugs...NO WAY!!!

To Nothing. 		spite # 6, 09 Jun 2004 20:21
Use those silly mites, not us!!!

To Nothing. 		You are right # 1, spite # 23, 09 Jun 2004 21:16
we're not gonna take it anymore. We have to learn from our history; this may not happen again.

To Saga. 		calm down mites.... Saga, 09 Jun 2004 22:17
Hell...by the time this hulk gets off the rocks we will be under solar power and you our honored guests!

To Nothing. 		ENTER SHIP!!!!!! spite # 2, 09 Jun 2004 23:46
Let's teach this bugs a lesson....

To Nothing. 		THIS SHIP spite # 4, 10 Jun 2004 09:06
WON'T SET SAIL, NEVER!!!!!!

To Nothing. 		spite # 9, 10 Jun 2004 09:09
sign me up, whenever you're ready.

To Sis. 		Remember... Sis, 10 Jun 2004 03:39
Im sitting on a steamer trunk full of evil devices originally planned for those who cannont sufficiently pay their bar tab. Shackles, riding crops, hoods, hushers... all in latex, PVC and leather of course... Watch yer asses!

To Natalya. 		Aye, Aye, Captain! Natalya, 09 Jun 2004 23:38
I'll await orders. Patiently. Slowly. With great antici.....pation.

To Skin. 		Natalya is a ... Skin, 10 Jun 2004 10:01
... Rocky horror picture show fan!

To Dawn. 		It was a pleasure...... Dawn, 09 Jun 2004 17:03
dusting off your parrots. So glad I won't miss the voyage. Will check the notice board for further information on sailing date.

To Saga. 		aye aye Captain Skin... Saga, 09 Jun 2004 17:42
you know where to find me, your faithful Snee-tee-hee.

To Saga. 		b-b-but... Saga, 09 Jun 2004 17:45
I love men and frown on your choice of names as it may discourage new gorgeous sweaty hunka-hunkas from signing up ;(

To Saga. 		P.S. Saga, 09 Jun 2004 17:46
(without the Q.R.) I am a girl

To Sis. 		Agreed, Sis, 09 Jun 2004 21:15
but the name may attract men thinking that the ship is full of beautiful, skin showing Girls Gone Wild... Ha! What a ruse to attract men and trap them aboard our Good Ship Dildo!

To Starburst. 		Starburst, 10 Jun 2004 03:44


www.wordwizard.com/clubhouse/founddiscuss.asp?Num=2754

To Starburst. 		Starburst, 10 Jun 2004 06:00
VI - Signor DILDO

www.pornokrates.com/rochester.html

To Sis. 		FINE! Sis, 10 Jun 2004 07:04
We'll call it The Steely Dan...

To Starburst. 		Starburst, 10 Jun 2004 07:11


lp2cd.com/MP3/blues_image--ride_captain_ride040328.mp3

To Skin. 		Further delays - Skin, 08 Jun 2004 10:39
Two problems that prevents us from setting sail:

(1) No ship name, more suggestions are needed. we will nave a vote for a name.

(2) there is a crew member missing - I am talking about Jogchem (site creator). I will try and contact him.

To Skin. 		Setting off Skin, 07 Jun 2004 13:24
Enough playing around lads and lassies, The date for our departure is set for two days from now (the 9th) now bid your love ones farewell, pack your gear and off we go!!!
I will be picking you up from your houses at around 3:00 AM.
dress casualy (or not at all...if you are a coal captain... (-; ...)

To Rosibutterfly. 		what to wear .. ? Rosibutterfly, 07 Jun 2004 13:54
I think the black gypsy skirt with the ruffles and a very full frilly white petticoat underneath, a white off-the-shoulder blouse, with the black torselette tightly laced, bare feet with a gold chain around the left ankle, a black velvet neckband, a long curved dagger in a sheath and a red rose worn behind the left ear. Yep, I'm already to go Cap'n Skin .. mind ya collect me first, please!

To Sis. 		Dress? Sis, 07 Jun 2004 16:32
I never wear a dress... I think I'll be donning my low rise black lace up the back (and front) latex pants, matching corset, cinched up to form a perfect hour glass. Spike heels to match my studded collar gracing my neck as well as both wrists. A leather whip and handcuffs will be ever present on my belt just in case I need to keep the slaves... uh I mean spites, in order. Long red hair flows free with a red hat trimmed with leopard skin topped with a long ostritch feather (for the teasing). Can you say... Dominatrix? Place your orders... if you dare!

To Skin. 		errr... Sis... Skin, 07 Jun 2004 19:29
would you be kind enough to describe it again?.... I am not sure we got the complete picture... (*sigh*)

To Tomthumb. 		Dress? Tomthumb, 07 Jun 2004 20:36
Despite being Coal Captain, I shall come dressed as a PENGUIN. I know that our pirate ship is genuine, unlike a so-called 'fancy dress' party I was invited to in London, awhile back. Dressed as a penguin, I bopped, bopped, bopped all the way down Kensington High Street, bopped.... all the way up to Philimore Gardens to the party house adjacent to where the United Arab Emirets' diplomat crowd hung out. I opened the door.... ....

Everyone was formerly dressed in evening suits

To Dawn. 		Good Grief ..... Dawn, 07 Jun 2004 17:08
I am coming, but I was just going to wear a pair of navy blue jeans and a red and white striped T shirt with a pair of deck shoes.

To Saga. 		Aye Captn Skin Saga, 07 Jun 2004 17:42
I been trainin all the mites down below ta ROW LIKE HELL when we pull anchor, but they won't sit still & keep jumpin from oar to oar makin us go around in circles. I'll throw the whole sweaty lot in the brig (with soap) til the 9th. That'll teach em!

To Saga. 		sis... Saga, 07 Jun 2004 17:43
NO MORE RUM for the mites til after we set sail

To Saga. 		and I'll be wearin.... Saga, 07 Jun 2004 17:48
Victoria's deepest dark secret

To Skin. 		Well done Saga Skin, 07 Jun 2004 19:25
If those little black things won't row, we'll throw them down to the coal deck there they shall receive a special treat - they will be used as sex toys in the hands of our coal captain Tomthumb and the be thrown into the coal chamber to feed the engine... (not necessarily in this particular order...)...
any progress with our business program?

To Tomthumb. 		Well done Saga Tomthumb, 07 Jun 2004 20:44
How WONDERFUL, but am not into sex toys preferring the real thing, sorry to disappoint although the Coal Captain's SECRET MISTRESS has leanings towards a RAMPANT RABBIT. Go to www.annsummers.com That said, I think that a whacking good coal chamber maid in black leather biker's gear, boots, helmets and ROSI GOTH gear is the answer to the PERFECT SUMMER'S AFTERNOON, you agree? ;-)

To Sis. 		Well then Tom... Sis, 08 Jun 2004 00:19
The rest of my wardrobe Im bringing abord is found at...

www.Fairygothmother.co.uk/

To Saga. 		*ahem* yes the business plan is: Saga, 08 Jun 2004 08:07
1st order of business: PILLAGE AND PLUNDER...we have a perfectly balanced budget....Zero Assets v. zero debts.....we need to loot & booty ASAP then sell off at a high market value in order to sponsor the rest of the trip. Er and we need a map....and a navigator.

To Rosibutterfly. 		'n ... Rosibutterfly, 08 Jun 2004 10:07
a tattoo-ist.

To Sis. 		*handing Saga an extra whip* Sis, 07 Jun 2004 20:41
Clean it before returning this to me my dear... Use it well.. *evil laugh*

To Saga. 		thank yu feisty bar maid... Saga, 08 Jun 2004 08:11
and pack those pink boy shorts too, please. And you can borrow my torn fishnets.

To Mascava. 		i would like to wear Mascava, 07 Jun 2004 20:18
some furs... and that's all

To Skin. 		Beam me up, Saga. Skin, 05 Jun 2004 03:08
prepare to pull up anchor!

To Saga. 		aye aye cap'n..... Saga, 05 Jun 2004 21:03
....soon as I finish my big ''M''ac & fries ;0

To Skin. 		Thank you all for responding Skin, 04 Jun 2004 01:45
To my job offer on deck.
My little pirate ship is making waves (it's an expression in Hebrew meaning that people are starting to hear of it...).
God bless you all, go and check weather you are hired or not...

To Sis. 		I'm a wench! I'm a wench! Sis, 04 Jun 2004 07:55
Hands off maytees! I play with whom I choose, or ya may find yerself not a gittin yer ale or rum at best. At worst, walkin' the plank! *wink*

To Rosibutterfly. 		Cap'n Skin Sir .... Rosibutterfly, 04 Jun 2004 12:01
a small question ... do you have a Jolly Roger?

To Skin. 		No Jolly Roger yet... Skin, 04 Jun 2004 12:50
Do you have a spare skull?

To Rosibutterfly. 		let me see if I can find you one ... Rosibutterfly, 04 Jun 2004 15:19
.. ummmm I have a Viking Helmet, is that of any use?

To Salotehawaii. 		Possum Salotehawaii, 04 Jun 2004 18:21
skulls are rife here in TN! Poor things never seem to make it across the road. Perhaps a lovely arrangement of said skulls would look smashing raised on the mast or fluttering from the yardarm.

To Nothing. 		Jolly just got Rogered name, 04 Jun 2004 21:00
heh heh

To Skin. 		What do you mean by that? Skin, 05 Jun 2004 03:34
huh?

To Skin. 		and oh... yeah, I almost forgot... Skin, 03 Jun 2004 09:56
Anyone got an spare anchore?
Yarrr....

To Vaaknin. 		Lemmmme check Vaaknin, 03 Jun 2004 11:12
errrr.... sorry, no spare anchor here, but I have this old cracker.


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