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To Skin. 		I am going to be a captain... Skin, 03 Jun 2004 09:52
on a pirate ship.
We are going to sail to the Caribbean, loot, drink A LOT of rum, have wooden leg running competitions, raise parrots and teach them to say dirty things, wave ours swords, Maybe catch some sun and surf.
Yarrrrr'....
WHO'S WITH ME?!?! (And please specify the job do you want on my ship and weather you are a vegetarian so the cook can make you the proper meal)

To Rosibutterfly. 		I wanna .. Rosibutterfly, 03 Jun 2004 10:12
.. be tied to the mast! Oh yeah, 'n I eat meat !!

To Skin. 		You are hired! Skin, 03 Jun 2004 11:00
Yarrr... Being tied to the mast surely helps you work on your tan... don't forget to bring some sun block loation ... Occupational hazard ya' know? .... Yarrr.... I respect a fine lady that eats meat.

Anybody else?

To Skin. 		Nimrod has just signed to be my Skin, 03 Jun 2004 11:05
cabin boy. scrub em' decks Nimrod or I'll make you walk the board yarrrr...

To Nimsmom. 		Hello I'm Nimrod's mother Nimsmom, 03 Jun 2004 11:20
And I just wanted to say that if you will mistreat my lil' Nimi you will pay, Big time.
Watch your ass now, got that?

To Skin. 		Errr... Sorry for that... Skin, 03 Jun 2004 11:22
I'll keep him safe, don't worry, but he has to scrub the decks, that is the job of a cabin boy, you know?

To Sallysredbug. 		why doesn't MY mom Sallysredbug, 03 Jun 2004 13:34
come here to defend me?????

To Skin. 		Maybe she's busy? Skin, 04 Jun 2004 01:39
OR MAYBE SHE KNOWS YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS...

To Vaaknin. 		Can I join the crew? Vaaknin, 03 Jun 2004 11:11
I can make one hell of a deck officer. I can dance the polka and entertain you in those long nights off shore.

To Skin. 		Can you play a BUZUKI? Skin, 03 Jun 2004 11:15
Yarrr... who cares? you are hired! welcome aboard, But keep away from that fine lady tied to the mast ya' hear me?!?!?

To Cryptocheilus. 		I am in. Cryptocheilus, 03 Jun 2004 11:50
I can be a gunner.

Meat, rum and ocean sounds good to me.

To Skin. 		Cryptocheilus-You're in! Skin, 04 Jun 2004 01:16
Now remember to use your NON-pached eye for the aiming of the cannon.
See you at the B.B.Q

To Tomthumb. 		I am going to be a captain... Tomthumb, 03 Jun 2004 13:01
I have a gaff-rigged, 1910 blackened coal barge lying off the Thames, ready for linking up with yours. However, we may party on it till sundown. Bring your stray waifs, parrots, black eye patches and wooden legs and barrels of illicitly produced rum to my gaff, and there, with DJ Tiesto broadcasting music you fancy at 1,000 watts per channel, we bugs can glow in the dark beneath the light of the silvery Moon

To Skin. 		You are on Tomthumb! Skin, 04 Jun 2004 01:19
I am looking foward to glow in the dark and from the right reasons... (Don't ask about the wrong reasons...you don't wanna' know...)

To Sis. 		Im in! Sis, 03 Jun 2004 15:31
I want to be the Feisty Wench that serves beer and rum and that nobody dares speak ill to or of lest the Captain makes him walk the plank. I dont eat, I drink vodka, neat. My name will be M-AAAARRRRRty...

To Baazulebub. 		Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Baazulebub, 03 Jun 2004 17:23
Yaarrr. The Marty I been hearin’ of be dirty rotten scum, an' ugly to boot! Wot be yeh doin’, gawn by sich a handle? Yerr obviously better 'an that! Yarr. I shall be an able hand in yer motley crew, tho' me greatest contr'bution'll be me wild an' fiesty hair!

To Sis. 		i took his name Sis, 03 Jun 2004 21:28
because i killed him with the daggers in my eyes... and keep your hair far from me, Cap'n just may not like this wench a starin'

To Skin. 		Sis Skin, 04 Jun 2004 01:29
A quick dagger drawer and a fine looking woman such as yourself is always welcome aboard.

To Skin. 		Baazulebub Skin, 04 Jun 2004 01:26
I have no idea what you meant but you sound professional to me, get on board! and remember - this time there will be no smoking in the gunpowder room (except from saturday nights...).
Yarrr?!?!

To Saga. 		I want to own.... Saga, 03 Jun 2004 17:35
the ship's gift store. I will sell consessions, cannon balls, sun block (for Rosi),anti-human repellent (for all bugs), eye patches, pieces of eight, boot polish, and anything you want to add before we sail...please advise.

To Dawn. 		Am I too late? Dawn, 03 Jun 2004 18:18
Are there any jobs left? I could look after the parrots, I love animals, but couldn't eat a whole one. Can I be the Captains P.A. Pleeeaaasse? I eat anything except fish and custard oh and set yoghurts, marzipan, anything flavoured with almonds, pistaccio ice cream, aubergine, mince pies, christmas pudding, shell fish, tripe, pease pudding, fruit cake, carrot cake, Golden Grahams, pork scratchings, marrow, broad beans, liver, kidneys, or any other animal organs and finally: anything past its sell by date :) Will there be a supermarket on board?

To Tomthumb. 		Yes of course, dear Tomthumb, 03 Jun 2004 19:05
Your being my Number One with Rosi means you two can also run a BUG FARM SHOP. After all, we need to keep incubating minion Mites to keep the ship's boilers stoked. Bring in the cabbages, shell fish, tripe but please NO artichokes. Put an F in front of this vegetable and we'll all die!

To Skin. 		Damn funny! Skin, 04 Jun 2004 01:30
ROFL

To Skin. 		Saga Skin, 04 Jun 2004 01:36
You are also in charge of creative business develope.
Go for it!

To Strider. 		i shal be Strider, 03 Jun 2004 19:00
the ship cook. if we can capure the guy who is suppsed to clean the sink, we shal eat like kings for months!

To Skin. 		If you need someone to clean up Skin, 04 Jun 2004 01:32
use our cabin boy - Nimrod, He's a rookey... please hold the mayo on our roastbeef.
Best regards

To Nothing. 		Step aside!!!! dr. Janus Janus Jancock, 04 Jun 2004 09:59
here's the doc., dressed in pirate-black.

To Rosibutterfly. 		What a rollicking good time ... Rosibutterfly, 04 Jun 2004 11:55
will be had by all who sail with the mighty Cap'n Skin. He runs a tight ship, with ample rations of rum and baccie. There are card games in the forward saloon after eight bells but no spitting on the poop deck. Don't want anyone slipping overboard at an inopportune moment!

To Skin. 		Once I got so upset at myself Skin, 01 Jun 2004 21:34
That I moved to sleep in an other room.
But usualy I just poke my eyes with a fork when I get pissed at myself (I don't mind, they grow back...).
What is it that you do when you are pissed off at something?

To Buzulefazul. 		I bludgeon people with a giant key. Buzulefazul, 01 Jun 2004 21:51
Kya! Ya! Take that!

www.rpgamer.com/games/other/ps2/kinghearts/art/sora1.jpg

To Buzulefazul. 		I bludgeon people with... Buzulefazul, 01 Jun 2004 21:55
...a giant key! Kya! Ya! Take that! That's the power of the keyblade!

To Dawn. 		Where I live ..... Dawn, 01 Jun 2004 22:01
being pissed means you have had too much alcohol so I guess the answer would be: get another drink and get even more pissed.

To Gillis. 		read on a toilet-door: Gillis, 01 Jun 2004 23:07
''the more u drink, the more wc'' (any relevance?)

To Nothing. 		Water Closet! MC BZB, 02 Jun 2004 15:45
WC is another term for bathroom. At least in French. Any other languages?

To Nothing. 		double duh, 02 Jun 2004 17:15
you see

To Dawn. 		Oh..... Dawn, 02 Jun 2004 18:22
Now I get it :)

To Mork. 		hmmm Mork, 02 Jun 2004 17:59
I want to live where you live and get pissed all the time!

To Saga. 		I enjoy... Saga, 02 Jun 2004 05:16
breaking plates over the head of a statue of Nefertiti I have in my living room.

To Oberea. 		I follow... Oberea, 02 Jun 2004 18:23
the path of play~

The path of the devotee says “I will pray to this statue of Buddha”//
The path of knowledge says “The statue is just a rock in the shape of a historical figure”//
The path of play says “Hmm.. I wonder what Buddha would look like if I put Barbie’s skirt on it”.

To Skin. 		If I could have any item I want Skin, 30 Mei 2004 14:03
Right now - it would be a shotgun.
What do you have in mind?

To Tomthumb. 		If I could have any item I want Tomthumb, 30 Mei 2004 17:31
My next door neighbour has 5 Yorkshire terriers, all yip-yappy. Nice between two bits of bread, mind. I suggest you use 12-bore but with a PUNT GUN. Better spread of lead shot means we can get all the little buggers at once.

To Nothing. 		any item I want....... P, 30 Mei 2004 19:24
A house in Wales.

To Mork. 		any item I want... Mork, 31 Mei 2004 19:22
a whale in a house

To Rosibutterfly. 		Rosibutterfly, 03 Jun 2004 07:26
huh?

To Saga. 		a winning... Saga, 30 Mei 2004 19:38
lotto ticket

To Wanderer. 		i want two things Wanderer, 31 Mei 2004 02:30
a set of explosives and a get-out-of-jail-free card that really works...

To Sis. 		My boy shorts Sis, 31 Mei 2004 06:21
from either Baz or Niels. WASH THEM FIRST!

To Buzulefazul. 		I washed them three times Buzulefazul, 01 Jun 2004 00:09
after peeling them from Niels...

To Dawn. 		An....... Dawn, 31 Mei 2004 08:35
Oil Well

To Tomthumb. 		An....... Tomthumb, 31 Mei 2004 23:21
The QE2. In full regalia. With special bug life jackets

To Skin. 		This is by far Skin, 29 Mei 2004 12:30
The most interesting site on the web:

www.something.com

To Rosibutterfly. 		something ... Rosibutterfly, 29 Mei 2004 15:42
for nothing, and the kicks are free!

To Skin. 		Expectations and outcomes: Skin, 28 Mei 2004 20:29
things I've learned today:
Pessimistic expectations create bad outcomes.
Positive expectations create bad outcomes.
Whaddaya' think?

To Mici. 		... Mici, 28 Mei 2004 20:54
Well, make expectations that you can influence on. So change expectations into strong will. It works!

To Henryhackit. 		-rather pessimistic- Henryhackit, 28 Mei 2004 22:21
But a pessimistic lifestyle is the best way to be pleasantly surprised. And if you were not surprised, then atleast you were right.

To Sis. 		Never Sis, 29 Mei 2004 06:07
expect anything from anyone... that way you will never be disappointed. A very important yet hard lesson i have learned in life.

To Skin. 		Mici, Henryhackit , Sis - Skin, 29 Mei 2004 12:28
Thanks.

To Skin. 		About those hang overs - Skin, 24 Mei 2004 11:45
Reality is an illusion that is caused by lack of alcohol.

To Skin. 		G marx: Skin, 20 Mei 2004 21:48
'Outside a dog - a book is man's best friend, of course inside a dog it is too dark to read.'

Would you not say?

To Rosibutterfly. 		hahahaha Rosibutterfly, 21 Mei 2004 01:52
I just love your style, whoever you are!

To Skin. 		10X Skin, 23 Mei 2004 13:14
Thank's, you're not so bad yourself (got this whole wings thing going on...) - way to go.


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