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To Stretch. 		Yeah buddy Stretch, 06 Okt 2006 01:58
I done got hungry.

www.nolacuisine.com/2005/12/15/fried-shrimp-po-boy-recipe/

To Gisteren. 		mmmm.... Gisteren, 06 Okt 2006 05:29
better get my fat suit out again...

To Bulletje. 		Hi, Bulletje, 06 Okt 2006 15:13
New Orleans!

To Salote. 		oooh Salote, 07 Okt 2006 02:39
I'm ready to try!

To Stretch. 		Page 2000 Stretch, 04 Okt 2006 05:47
Not as much hoopla as 1000.Shouldn't there be some sort of celebration or did I miss the party again.So many of the old timers never visit anymore.I know they still read the splats,nobody can give this up entirely.So how about a kiss my ass or something for ole Stretchie...luv you people....

To Artetaos. 		kiss your feelers! :) Artetaos, 04 Okt 2006 05:52
and if ya don't watch it : I could post a lot of Sinead Gallagher style helpful hints on the preceeding pages, preferably in connection with MSBlaat's issues - so then, page 2000 gets moved around....awwwwww!

To Rosibutterfly. 		2000 .. Rosibutterfly, 04 Okt 2006 12:33
hello's to you Streeetchie !!

To Stretch. 		Hellooooos to you Rosi Stretch, 04 Okt 2006 21:15
And your looking just as lovely as ever..much love to you Rosi.

To Mla. 		2000 Mla, 04 Okt 2006 14:58
hmm...but we dont look that bad for that age :-)

To Nothing. 		oooh stretchie berre spoidah, 04 Okt 2006 20:24
thou moighty spoidah, thou moighty kung, foreva shalt thy golden ass be kissed so much that it shines and sparkles (did I just mess up my thou's and thy's?)

To Nothing. 		always loyal spider king, 04 Okt 2006 21:44
for this I bequeath all of france and it's subjects into your servitude.so it is said..so shall it be.....

To Nothing. 		cool! berre light-headed with power, 07 Okt 2006 09:17
I'm gonna make them dance and have them make fried shrimp po boys for me!

To Msblaat. 		Msblaat, 05 Okt 2006 06:25
K M A

To Betelgeuse. 		('.'. ' )x( ' .'.') Betelgeuse, 05 Okt 2006 13:46
will that do? (btw, it's meant to be hairs, not faces)

To Pippy. 		migod .. Pippy, 05 Okt 2006 14:46
you need a shave bewtie girl!! hihi

To Betelgeuse. 		puh! sophisticate! Betelgeuse, 05 Okt 2006 21:08
you ask me to shave my natural beauty?

To Dirtylakediva. 		HOOPLA..... Dirtylakediva, 05 Okt 2006 22:09
Just wanted to make more HOOPLA for ya so you can fill like you didn't miss out.. hehehhehe HOOPLA HOOPLA HOOPLA HOOPLA HOOPLA HOOPLA HOOPLA HOOPLA...K is that a little better.

To Accalia. 		Happy Accalia, 05 Okt 2006 23:27
happy page 2000.

To Stretch. 		online predators Stretch, 24 Sep 2006 03:19
After watching a special on dateline about predators photographing thier ''flashlights'' and e-mailing them.I was wondering what's up with that?So I figured I'd give it a try!So don't look if this sort of thing offends you....bye now.

www.flashlightreviews.com/reviews/gp_scorpion_r500.htm

To Salotehawaiii. 		Stretch! Salotehawaiii, 25 Sep 2006 14:43
I have been blinded by your ''flashlights''! I really didn't know you were THAT kinda guy!!

To Artetaos. 		tracking him down.. Artetaos, 26 Sep 2006 03:22
no wonder he hadn't been here much. that stretchie!!! just goes to show: never judge a bug by his suit..

www.perverted-justice.com/?archive=REDBD

To Redsboy. 		Oh MY! Redsboy, 26 Sep 2006 17:08
Stretch, that really turned me on.

To Stretch. 		still alive Stretch, 02 Mei 2006 04:42
and almost well.

To Wahoo. 		Stretch!!!! Wahoo, 02 Mei 2006 04:58
Good to see you, but does that mean you have been sick? Hope everything is alright with you Mike.. Will try to catch you in the sink, take care!!!

To Amie. 		hi Stretch Amie, 06 Mei 2006 08:53
hope ur 100% well by now, take care

To Salotehawaiii. 		oh dear Salotehawaiii, 02 Mei 2006 05:01
not the Katrina cough is it?

To Kyunash. 		i like your bug Kyunash, 03 Mei 2006 21:10
its very pretty. your bug

To Nothing. 		me and my flashlight spider king, 02 Mei 2006 05:07
Just had a fun filled stay at the hospital.Ran a fever for nine days straight,About turned my brains to apple sauce.Even though some of you think I was on my way there anyway.I had great looking nurse,she was tall,blonde and had an accent....She said this is going to be a little cold at first,held up a tube of jelly.I've been waiting a long time for some young gal to grab hold of me....then she stuck a catheter in me.....ouch!

To Nothing. 		other things spider king, 02 Mei 2006 05:15
I'm also a brand new diabetic,and got a bleeding ulcer......say I'm not right in the head neither.

To Redsboy. 		I just saw Redsboy, 06 Mei 2006 03:00
on TV, a well-respected Dr. who said, ''If you get an ulcer, have your doctor check your stomach for _______. I can't remember whether it was a virus or a bacteria, but he claims ulcers are NOt caused by stress or stomach acid. There is a recent study on this. It can be easily cured.

To Tina. 		Stretcheroo, Tina, 02 Mei 2006 06:05
You flashlight king you! So good to see you again. At least I have your spider pic from the photo shoot party...last time you showed your face to us. Diabetic? You are so sweet. Don't stay away so long.

To Berresque. 		Stretcherillo! Berresque, 02 Mei 2006 05:10
You old apple sauce brainer, you!

To Rosibutterfly. 		Streeetch ... Rosibutterfly, 02 Mei 2006 10:07
I hope you make a real speedy recovery!

To Dawn. 		Stretch..... you poor thing Dawn, 02 Mei 2006 15:32
hope you feel better now xx

To Sourgirl. 		I was thinking on you Sourgirl, 04 Mei 2006 05:11
I´m happy you are fine and your sense of humor intact.

To Stretch. 		My friends Stretch, 05 Feb 2006 18:09
have you been thinking of ways to capture me eh? Even the use of torture....how interesting!

To Sourgirl. 		oh! no , no! Sourgirl, 05 Feb 2006 22:11
NEVER!! we are friends = S (we know how vindictive you can be)

www.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/spider_eats_snake.html

To Stretch. 		tell us Stretch, 06 Feb 2006 05:03
about your wedding...you never said nothing about it....we never knew you had someone...talk about keeping a secret...lol.did you go somewhere nice for the honeymoon...like mabe the mountains.

To Sourgirl. 		hehehe Sourgirl, 07 Feb 2006 05:35
believe me, everything was a surprise. I did not even know that this was going to happen, but i am happy. Distance is still being the main problem for us but we are learning to be stronger than that. ;)

To Stretch. 		hi Stretch, 03 Jan 2006 06:38
hi

To Wahoo. 		:) Wahoo, 03 Jan 2006 07:30
Hi stretch, good to see you! Hope all is well with you, and you have a happy new year.. Take care Mike!

To Roomi. 		hello Roomi, 03 Jan 2006 13:56
Stretch and Wahoo good to see you..Happy New Year:)

To Wahoo. 		Hello Wahoo, 03 Jan 2006 17:10
Good to see you too Roomi, and happy New Year to you my friend!

To Berre. 		hullo stretch! Berre, 03 Jan 2006 19:22
what's new?

To Sourgirl. 		= o Sourgirl, 03 Jan 2006 20:17
you are back stretch!!! hihihi...hey stretch, la berre,wahooo, roomi, and bugs to come...what´s up?

To Berre. 		a whole lot of Berre, 04 Jan 2006 22:19
dondeestalamasproximabodega, that's what's up!

To Amie. 		hi Amie, 03 Jan 2006 23:55
hi stretch, how have u been doing? Happy new year 2u. Take care!

To Kuxa. 		hallo mann des sandes Kuxa, 04 Jan 2006 00:03
wie geht es? long time no see.
wodie

To Nothing. 		hey Stretch! name, 04 Jan 2006 02:15
glad you're back. Did you get my message (Astro)

To Redsboy. 		Hi Stretch Redsboy, 04 Jan 2006 02:48
It's been a long time. I hope to see you in the sink. Meanwhile. . .HAPPY NEW YEAR!

karl

To Bunbunny. 		Stretch! Bunbunny, 04 Jan 2006 13:17
Karl!

Where the hell have you been, boys?

To Salotehawaii. 		hmmmm Salotehawaii, 04 Jan 2006 19:18
all kinds of bugs coming out of the woodwork...

Aloha and Happy New Year Stretch, Karl, Bunny!

To Betelgeuse. 		Hello Betelgeuse, 04 Jan 2006 19:36
Stretch!!!

To Berre. 		ah! betelgeuse Berre, 04 Jan 2006 22:18
the brightest star in orion, heading towards the end of its existence, a strong competitor to be the next one to explode into a supernova!

To Betelgeuse. 		BOOM Betelgeuse, 05 Jan 2006 19:10
HAHA

To Stretch. 		I was wondering about? Stretch, 22 Nov 2005 03:20
What are you ladies fixing for thanksgiving. It would interesting to hear about whats on the table in other parts's of the world.

To Humbird. 		well........... Humbird, 22 Nov 2005 04:00
thanksgiving doesnt exist here at all!!

To Nothing. 		It does, because Jane Benedict, 23 Nov 2005 04:01
. . .every bug deserves his or her splat, which is, if you kindly stop Humming about for one moment, the whole point of this website

To Humbird. 		i meant here Humbird, 23 Nov 2005 04:12
as in Ireland

To Nothing. 		Oh, sorry about that. Jane Benedict, 23 Nov 2005 11:35
I thought you meant here. *gets thong in twist*

To Nothing. 		vandermort xgfjx, 22 Nov 2005 04:24
we are fixen chuntney with head cheese and a side of shut the hell up.

To Artetaos. 		hey stretchie:)) Artetaos, 22 Nov 2005 04:44
it's strictly ''under the table'' - (but not to worry, it isnt kinky..) I'll probably scurry there for crumbs and leftovers..or you wanna come over and be the chef??

To Salote. 		chopped cranberries w/ Salote, 22 Nov 2005 05:21
mandarin oranges, and pecans mixed w/lemon jello....it's really quite tasty topped w/ a dollop of whipped cream. Someone else is making the rest of the feast.

To Wahoo. 		Yessss!! Wahoo, 22 Nov 2005 06:56
My favorite and its delicious.. It will be on my table with turkey, hot rolls, dressing and sweet potato pie.. I'm not a lady Mike, but i do cook, lol

To Sourgirl. 		= ( Sourgirl, 22 Nov 2005 14:04
No thanksgiving in Perú stretchie...

To Salote. 		well Salote, 22 Nov 2005 14:53
come on over there's always plenty!

To Sourgirl. 		X D Sourgirl, 23 Nov 2005 01:37
I THANK YOU!!!

To Nothing. 		F- in American History Duh!, 22 Nov 2005 15:44
Its not an international holiday, and not only women cook the dinners, you tool, er... fool.

To Stretch. 		Actually it was a C Stretch, 23 Nov 2005 00:04
The post was just a ruse to get my friends back on the splats and in the sink again.I know men cook.Only my lady friends chat about cooking with me in the sink.I was speaking to them.Now I have to take you out in the back yard and beat the snot out of you for messing up my splat.Is that foolish enough for you.

To Wahoo. 		Awwwww Wahoo, 23 Nov 2005 02:49
not in the back yard Mike, i don't want to burn up my jacket smoking you off him... Hahaha

To Berre. 		hahahaha! beat the snot out of you! Berre, 23 Nov 2005 05:46
I like it

To Stretch. 		I thought you'd post Stretch, 24 Nov 2005 00:36
Your Salo's only rival,so what if you don't celibrate it. Geese you gonna let her off that easy? Your invited to dinner Berre,your one of ''US''...Mike.

To Stretch. 		ASTRO-MATHEMATICS Stretch, 17 Okt 2005 01:16
I have given some thought as to weather or not the pyramids could be measured by there shadow. Through ASTRO-MATHEMATICS I will prove her theory. First you will need a sunny day,a tape measure,a six pack of beer, pencil and paper and of course my lovely assistant Astro. Having Astro facing west remove one of the cold beers and place it at the end of her shadow. Measure from heel to bottom edge of beer can,lets say this is three feet. Then measure from top of Astro's head to bottom edge of beer can,lets say this is five feet.So three squared is nine and five squared is twenty five.So subtract nine from twenty five and you have sixteen left.The square root of sixteen is four.Astro is four foot tall and (a)a midget (b)a demented school girl (c) about to knock Stretch out for making this post.

To Rosibutterfly. 		hahaha .. Rosibutterfly, 17 Okt 2005 01:48
ya lost me after the six-pack Streetch !!

To Sourgirl. 		HAHAHAHA... Sourgirl, 17 Okt 2005 16:27
can we drink the beers now? : P

To Omena. 		ASTRO SEC Omena, 18 Okt 2005 06:42
is an anagram of SOCRATES. spooky, eh?

To Omena. 		and so too Omena, 18 Okt 2005 06:44
ARTE SOCS / TAOS RECS

To Stretch. 		Spooky yes Stretch, 18 Okt 2005 09:09
Socrates is no match for me in the shadowy world of ASTRO-MATHEMATICS.

To Stretch. 		test...test Stretch, 09 Okt 2005 20:43
testing 1..2..3...is this thing working or what!

To Dawn. 		Yep.... Dawn, 09 Okt 2005 22:57
it's working.

To Stretch. 		secrets Stretch, 27 Sep 2005 08:04
are in the mail

To Blaatgirl. 		psst... Blaatgirl, 27 Sep 2005 08:35
you may have already won $1,000,000! Just look in your mail for Ed McMahons picture!

To Salo. 		Ed McMahon Salo, 27 Sep 2005 14:19
has lost my address

To Salotehawaii. 		mine Salotehawaii, 27 Sep 2005 14:20
too!

To Intensesour. 		0_O Intensesour, 28 Sep 2005 04:58
(whispering= we super agents, super secrets....sshhh)

To Sourgirl. 		pssst Sourgirl, 28 Sep 2005 07:06
(whispering = tina, stretch, we super secret agents )


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