Recipe for a Genesis B-Ath
Ingredients: 1 sock or half pair tights/stockings 2-3 tablespoons p-orridge oats 3 teaspoons lavender
Directions: Place oats & lavender in sock/stockings (disregard presentation; no need to mix) and attach neatly to hot tap, secure by making 1-2 perforations in fabric. Turn on hot tap and prepare bath as normal. Thee milky p-orridge residue will make yr skin soft and as an added bonus thee sock/stockings can be used as a fine exfoliation tool for face, legs, tummy and shoulders; allowing residue to remain on thee skin. After bath, pat dry and enjoy thee silky softness;)
Large groups can also indulge in b-ath parties!
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Semen is also good for thee skin, apparently.
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