*Coal Captain pops dark chocolate butternut noisette truffle into Rosi's pretty mouth that is salivering with excited, quivering expectation.* (Goodness knows why she wishes to be tethered to the mizzen). But cutting Rosi free might create havoc and mayhem among our minion mites and humourless sprites. Poor things, they need all the love and devotion we SENIOR bugs can give. Like offering them each, in love and with due care and kindness, a HEAVY DUTY SHOVEL by which they chuck coals into Skin's firey boilers! And the Coal Captain greedily accepts a large RUM from SIS in the hope that her cute lil' ASS presents itself for his delectation. ;-) O Dawn, where art thou, my pretty maid? The Coal Captain shall weep thy absence while sailing the high seas on 9th June. Bring him his chariot, sword and spear! Bring him the stupid humans' Ipods and stuffed parrots that have NAILED TO THE PERCH. Bring him a 15Kg box of gold-leafed GANACHE chocolates so that he may give generously . . .
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